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Call me Marcus @marcodas146.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

That's the third time alanis morissette has cancelled a date with me, she's only got one more chance then it's over between us

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Bliss @blisskissed.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

According to the claw clip that just flew across the room, my hair shall not be restrained.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

anyway, wanna get fucked up & go to the aquarium?

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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

If you hold your ear to a chocolate egg, you can hear the final death screams of General Woundwort as he is torn to pieces by Bob the farm dog. (niche tweet)

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Don’t thumbs up react me, motherfucker.

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Call me Marcus @marcodas146.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Think I missed international give Pam a Chicken nugget day on @pamtoo.bsky.social , so here's my peace offering youtu.be/OdUmxEtKl90?...

youtu.be

The Line

YouTube video by Bryan Elijah Smith - Topic

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Light rain here, however there’s a chance of the Son coming out later.

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Raquel Squelch @raquelsquelch.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

trying to explain to my dog how we all have to wash our dirty hands and he's no exception but he responds with a well choreographed muddy pawed tap dance and now i'm convinced he's right

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Wikibara. 🎪🎠 Friend-shaped Evil Vizier .🎠🎪 @wikibara.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

"SELF-CARE!" I shout as I throw my fourth Molotov cocktail at the fleet of golf carts. - me, celebrating the holidays as they're intended.

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Jesus, watching a rabbit lay eggs: “How can I make this more about Me?”

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

They’re offshore drilling your ass on crudesky.

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Jesus has risen from the gravel covering my high school sports field oh no he's looking right at us run Kevin run

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Waffle Coffee @wafflecoffee.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

ace ventura stars notorious rubber faced twat jim carrey who just makes stupid faces & goes "alrighty then" for 2 fucking hours & then he does it in a mask & while installing cable & he even does it while fucking ruining christmas or some shit i don't fucking know - funny if you're a 5 year old ⭐

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

The fortune cookie was right, my tires were slashed not two hours later.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

If you say "I'm gonna go take a hideout" instead of a nap nobody can say shit to you because holy secret fuck you could be doing anything and you have a place to do it

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

The daily I love you took me five tries today because my starting words are always "does the sincerity of silence mean nothing"

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Likes happen in threes. Total.

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

I started to post something something blah blah blah then remembered nobody gives a shit So you're getting this instead

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Call me Marcus @marcodas146.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Gonna eat a Costco lasagne, back in 2 hours

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

One time I saw a bald guy shoplifting so I called him 'Lex Looter' lol and then he stopped, gave me a high five and stole my wallet.

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

DATE: So tell me something about yourself ME: I like to call frozen burgers 'brrrgers' HER: I need to see other people

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

Feet so ugly, you understand why your socks go missing.

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

No matter how hard you try, there's no innocent way to wash an eggplant.

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S🌟tella @havishaf.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Forgive yourself. Then eat three bananas. Regret is useless. Potassium isn't.

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

the screw on my toilet seat appears to be stripped, and I have to shake the handle twice, and I think to myself what a wonderful world

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

yesterday found me enjoying the simple things, because I have a hopeless romantic relationship with life

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

biblically accurate breast implants (praise Jesus)

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

Holiday weekends on Bluesky are like outer space. No one can hear you scream.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

Permission to approach the bench and start a tickle fight, your honour.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

Look for me in the apocalypse, I'll be the sun-beaten crone wielding a machete with a chihuahua strapped to my back.

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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

The feminine urge to wear floral skirts and solve murders in a fictional seaside town with an alarmingly high crime rate.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Don’t worry, this flurry of reposts is not leading to anything from me.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Rises from bed of pain, sees news, flops back down.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Rules out sacrilege as potential banger material.

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BeTheCookie @bethecookie.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Just remember, God designed each and every one of us as a dirty little sex machine.

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BeTheCookie @bethecookie.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

Me (arm stuck in vending machine): Buddy. Can you do me a favor? Put $1.25 in & pick E2. You: Ok. (another me is vended, knocking me loose)

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

The problem with leaving the house is that any given moment you’re never more than six feet away from a complete twat.

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

People who walk around whistling happy tunes have killed before and will kill again.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

I rubber ducky her Jeep. She peanut butters my chocolate.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

I couldn't stop smoking because I was the only baritone in my fourth grade choir.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

I said ALRIGHT LET'S DO THIS with so much enthusiasm that I had to go back to bed.

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

(spreading tarp) NO TIME FOR YOUR CRAP, I HAVE A LOAD OF CRAP BEING DELIVERED AT 11.

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Okay, so long as you've all washed your hands WITH SOAP I'm finished yelling at you.

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

(deep knee bends) This is the day I've been sitting around resting for (runs in place) Goin' thriftin' with The Oldest Girl

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Of course there's butter on my duvet, I'm not NEW here.

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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

I like to carry an acoustic guitar with me when I go out just in case I need to hit someone with an acoustic guitar while I'm out.

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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

She says I'm not like other guys but that might just be the 11th toe I should ask really.

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Pumpkin Escobar @kingmonkeysunkle.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

My aunty Margaret just called. She's warned me to stay away from the women on Bluesky.

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