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Wikibara. 🎪🎠 Friend-shaped Evil Vizier .🎠🎪

@wikibara.bsky.social
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Pro-trans, anti-fascist, avid reader of anything. The proper response to a Nazi is a baseball bat and an alibi. Writer, gamer, film buff, ex-carnie. Evil Vizier - reasonable rates. Pure. Weaponized. Capybara. Half a proud century old. He/him

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Wikibara. 🎪🎠 Friend-shaped Evil Vizier .🎠🎪 @wikibara.bsky.social · 3h
Crowd: *angry yelling* Me: It's true and you know it! Crowd: *angrier noises* Me: "TREMORS" IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE, PREACH THE TRUTH, DENY THE LIE! Crowd: *tears me apart behind a Quizno's* Anyway, I had a weird dream this morning with my nap.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 3h
Be sure to check out the latest issue of Fangoria and be first to hear about our latest, crazy project - the one I’ve been hinting at being unlike anything anyone has quite done before. Me + Scott + Ethan. News dropping soon for everyone else!
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ceej @ceej.online · 4h
hulk hangs dong
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 8h
I love pumpkin spice because it annoys you
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 7h
👀 🔥
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 5h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 7h
That expression you have while witnessing spectacular incompetence.
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Wikibara. 🎪🎠 Friend-shaped Evil Vizier .🎠🎪 @wikibara.bsky.social · 3h
Inside of you there are two wolves. Inside of each of those wolves are five goslings. Inside of each gosling is a handful of corn. Inside of each handful of corn is the secret of the blue corn moon. Good luck figuring that shit out before Fish and Wildlife arrest you.
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
emulsions… very “enemies-to-lovers”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.
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Jimothy the Raccoon @jimothythe-raccoon.bsky.social · 12h
We 💜 jimothy #jimothy #seattle #jimothyraccoon
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What a fucking embarrassment
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 30/09/2026
This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 13h
Drop some SLAPS 👋 🖤 🤦
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 14h
If Evil was a middle manager it would report to Stephen Miller for performance reviews.
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Sarah ⚧ ✡︎ @sarahkorse.bsky.social · 11h
#Catsky, I need your help. I'm going to be getting art done of some NPC cats from a TTRPG campaign, and I need models for the cats. Descriptions to follow in the next posts. Comment on their description posts with your suggestions.
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
he’s from bluesky I can telllllll byyyy the wayyyy he didn’t understand the joke
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
feeling seen on this tremendous friday
screenshot shows:

Mara Wilson reposted your post
"at least we made it to friday"
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Said no woman EVER... 😆🤣
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ken Paxton is correct. He only RECOMMENDED that the man only serve one day. The judge thought that was crazy and gave him sixty, against Paxton's wishes. ONLY sixty. Keep weaving that rope to hang yourself with, Ken.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 28/09/2026
Last month, we refurbished 10 tennis courts in Crotona Park — the only public tennis courts in the Bronx with lights for night play. We stopped by recently to see how things were going. Thank you to NYJTL, USTA and Yonex for helping us deliver high-quality public spaces that New Yorkers deserve.
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☠🏴‍☠️Mutiny After Midnight 🏴‍☠️☠ @railroadofsin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My mutiny is sparkly. Look at the ridiculous first line of mutineers I have!!! #MAFA!!! @leela-after-dark.bsky.social @zenevasmuroa.bsky.social @matthew-ds9.bsky.social @wikibara.bsky.social @painunbound.bsky.social @mia-ironeyes.northsky.social @stabbedmyfinger.bsky.social @trdark23.bsky.social
Middle Circle:
@strykie187.bsky.social
@infiniteishq.bsky.social
@daisy91.bsky.social
@sammiestsam.sheshed.rocks
@exsk8pnk.bsky.social
@scalawagjack.bsky.social
@willamettefred.bsky.social
@ande91.bsky.social
@elgecko.bsky.social
@addie-infernal.bsky.social
@goodplacejames.bsky.social
@papillondore20.bsky.social
@ismua.bsky.social
@nerdgasm69.bsky.social
@saltxnw.bsky.social

Outer Circle:
@lb1025.bsky.social
@youremceekayvee.bsky.social
@frogandtoadbot.bsky.social
@holojester.bsky.social
@shadowham.bsky.social
@flawdbizkit.bsky.social
@runswindows95.bsky.social
@unauthorizedbeast.bsky.social
@drewfromtv.bsky.social
@kellygoround.bsky.social
@lelandsage.bsky.social
@skipbolden.bsky.social
@twosense.bsky.social
@jimstewart.bsky.social
@katarinarostovairl.bsky.social
@markandthecrew.bsky.social
@gypsymoon1969.bsky.social
@thehobo.bsky.social
@fernie7m.bsky.social
@caffeineandhate.bsky.social
@alfreds-mad-world.bsky.social
@ringobunnyman.bsky.social
@lithiumchaser.bsky.social
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@buildingonfire.bsky.social
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
get equipped with oblivious software
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
She’s so damn dumb it actually hurts.
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Wikibara. 🎪🎠 Friend-shaped Evil Vizier .🎠🎪 @wikibara.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Closing out this month's theme of Tim Curry characters, I went with one of the stage performances instead of a film role. Hopefully, it resonates with folks. My skills have yet to improve, yet I'm hopeful for next month's planned theme. Ni!
An image of a capybara wearing a battered, dirty crown and chain-mail hood standing in front of an ancient castle. Behind it, backlit against a clear blue sky, is a large airborne wooden rabbit on wheels, seen at a considerable distance.
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Semiotic Stochastic, purveyor of sick beats @mitdasein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Guy Who Hates Bob Dylan: more like blande on blande amirite
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I would *never* drink iced coffee at a job interview. That is so lame—when you could be lining up shots of tequila!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is putting on his jacket, getting ready to leave his apartment. He says, “gonna go get some ice cream.” Panel 2: the guy peeks around a corner into another room in his apartment. In the room, there is a monkey with glowing eyes floating in a large, shimmering, blue tube and some unusual technology lining the walls. The guy asks, “you want anything, omniscient monkey in hypersleep?” Panel 3: answering his own question, the guy scoffs, “psh! Duh… banana flavor.”
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Wikibara. 🎪🎠 Friend-shaped Evil Vizier .🎠🎪 @wikibara.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[quietly scrapping plans for THC-infused bricks marketed as "Inedibles"] This place is fucking Kryptonite to my creative processes.
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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
edibles are edible fyi
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Poor, sad, stupid orange white man. He would sell his soul—and country—for a few hollow words of praise."
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Eh. It’s Friday night. Let’s go. !!
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 26/09/2026
My dad would say “He looks like his face caught on fire and someone put it out with a golf shoe.”
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Very Fat Golden Retriever Alert 🔞 @allison-dog.online · 26/09/2026
meanwhile in a GOOD alternate universe
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pizza on the floor with paper plates, as is tradition. Only way to properly christen a new house!
A pepperoni, basil, and jalapeño pizza from Pinthouse Pizza. Paper plates, and Jessica sitting cross legged with a slice.
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can't be the ony one that tells their pet, "I'll be back soon" when I leave the house.
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radical lisa loebotomy @nfornihilism.net · 26/09/2026
mobhad leigh would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love Daniel Radcliffe.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
check out my new book 👉 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is honestly the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
whats your special skill
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Wikibara. 🎪🎠 Friend-shaped Evil Vizier .🎠🎪 @wikibara.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In the days of the Founding Fathers, it sometimes took as long as sixteen minutes to draw bespoke Nick Wilde x Judy Hopps vore art. Now, we truly live in an age of miracles.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I knew I wasn’t an only child!
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is the dream our forefathers fought for.
A person sitting at a desk in an office, smiling at the camera. A computer monitor displays characters Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps from Disney's Zootopia. Text on the image humorously references Claude doing their job, allowing time to look at art involving Nick Wilde and Judy Hopps.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
for more wholesome good old fashioned fun, check out my book kickstarter: kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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mammon @derekhill.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
day foe friday
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