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m @mjjii.com · 31/08/2026
from the zine
I Am the Most Beautiful Fish Alive

[drawing of a fish with a bow on her head and hearts near her mouth] 

Helloooo! My name is Shellyyy!!! I am a fish, duh!!!!! Anyway. I am the most beautiful fish alive!! Yes!!!

Everyone who sees me (Shelly) says that I am so beautiful!!! They like my shiny scales!! Everyone loves my eyes!! Shelly has such beautiful eyes!! Everyone says it!! Yay!!!!!!
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
man fuck you i hope maggots eat you and piss you out so putridly even other maggots won't fuck with that shit
apple changed it to lake america
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 02/09/2026
This game is going to make a trillion dollars
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screenshot archive of internet @archiveofficial.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an exhausted detective leans over his desk with a spread of paperwork and folders. He says, “I’m in too deep. Where is the Spaghetti Man?” Panel 2: on a photograph littered among the evidence, a single small drop of marinara sauce drops with a “plip!” Panel 3: viewed from below, the detective examines the drop of sauce with his finger. Behind him, in a ceiling corner, a rotund chef with a mustache - presumably the Spaghetti Man - holds himself like a spider against the walls.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
a mossad/CIA joint task force blew up my phone and murdered everyone on the bus because i was looking for pictures of bender from futurama fucking the jamaican guy
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🪱𝔼𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕙🪱 @oddoblivion.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
How I speak to my beasts
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Is the scandal with this guy really that he denounced the attack on 9/11 and mourned the lives lost but also cares about lives lost in other ways?
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
cool exercise: go to old my little pony fanart tagged with a contentious political subject and read the comments
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This woman is such a piece of shit she should be a politician. variety.com/2026/film/ne...
variety.com
Gal Gadot Defends Starring in Movie With AI Sets and Lighting Because ‘You’re Going to Work With It or Be Out of the Game’; Lawyers Spent 6 Months Ensuring AI Would Not Alter Actors
Gal Gadot says her lawyers spent six months on her 'Bitcoin' movie contract to ensure AI would not be used on her acting.
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Sprouts 🌱 @ BLFC @coolartcorner.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Life just be that way all the time 🙃
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
That’s it. This is the fucking straw.
Mr. Beast & James Patterson’s hardcover book: 

The Most Dangerous Games
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/08/2026
FDA deregulation will manifest as a series of posts from people shitting their guts out with recalls that get closer and closer to where you live until you're the one shitting your guts out
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
fellas,,
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I said "Donnie, sit nicely for the camera" and he did 🥺
orange cat sitting proudly on a wooden chair. all my clothes are hung on the back of the chair but don't worry about it
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
so many of these 'fads' are clearly evidence of a kink someone doesn't want to admit they have one day I'll figure out how to patent my evidently rare "just talk to women, literally have a conversation instead of listening to influencers for the love of god" technique and make billions
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keke @kekekeball.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
yearn
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
For those who might have forgotten, Dolly was always punk as fuck
"I made jokes about it, but it's the truth that I kind of patterned my look after the town tramp. I didn't know who she was, just this woman who was blonde and piled her hair up, wore high heels and tight skirts, and, boy, she was the prettiest thing I've ever seen. Mama used to say, 'Aw, she's just trash,' and I thought, That's what I want to be when I grow up. Trash."
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David Lynch's Worlds @davidlynchsworlds.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I think I'm actually going to cry. #WildAtHeart is coming to Criterion 4K this November in its original unrated Cannes version for the first time. (The extras from the Imprint Blu-ray release have not included.) #DavidLynch
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 14/08/2026
typing “every time i fart it blows my penis into the air like a trumpeting elephant” into bluesky while my two and half year old across the room confidently stuffs six micro machines into his mouth
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〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
vertex animation textures in action! for reference, this is essentially encoding an animation as vertex offset data into a texture (remember, r g and b are just 3 numbers, you can put anything in there) and applying that offset to vertices in linear playback via a shader
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 08/05/2026
i am becoming more and more confident that RFK Jr's plan is to bring back the golden era of serial killers
New reporting reveals RFK Jr. is exploring banning certain SSRIs, potentially barring drugs like Zoloft, Prozac and Lexapro.

Decades of research shows SSRIs are safe and effective.
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🏴🚩 Trans Kafka (any pronouns) 🍉🍉🍉 IS A REAL HUMAN PERSON! @alexpetrovnia.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Today the US federal regime released a 16 page "counter terrorism strategy" that includes this. Trans pogroms begin in earnest soon. Please save trans lives in any way you can think of. Please.
"In addition to cartels and Islamist terror groups, our national CT activities will also prioritize the rapid identification and neutralization of violent secular political groups whose ideology is anti-American, radically pro-transgender, and anarchist. We will use all the tools constitutionally available to us to map them at home, identify their membership, map their ties to international organizations like Antifa, and use law enforcement tools to cripple them operationally before they can maim or kill the innocent. We will do the same with the state sponsors of such groups and those governments undertaking lethal plots on U.S. soil or against Americans anywhere."
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Claire Zagorski, PhD, MSc, EMT-P @clairezagorski.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone] Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
:3
ditto with a | on his faceditto with a | I on his face ditto with | | on his face ditto with |__ on his face
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 03/03/2026
If you want to see how little liberals care about the Epstein files just say that bill clinton is a guilty fuck and watch how many people you get blocked by and how many people do apologia for him
TimeorSpace @timeorspace.bsky.s... • 17m
Not sure, but nothing suggests he's a pedo.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordasla... • 8m
Sure
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TimeorSpace @timeorspace.bsky.social
That's suggests he was gay
7:41 PM • Mar 2, 2026
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Hegseth : it will be over in one day day 3 : oil tankers on fire, us embassies hit in kuwait and saudi arabia, israel bombing lebanon
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
computer art, from a website named 'the copyright cafe' (1996) web.archive.org/web/19961123...
digitized modified photo of a computer set-up with inverse colours. the following words are overlaid on top of the image:
kill
abort
crash
execute
(users for this website were encouraged to download this piece of art and others like it, alter them in some way and send them back to the website to create a visual diologue).
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
[guy coming up with bossa nova] i just invented the coolest shit that will ever exist
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Make this Valentines day unforgettable
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Chantal James @chantalalive.blacksky.app · 14/02/2026
Why did you put this in our heads! You know he's not generous enough or in good enough shape to be going to town on his wife & they have separate bedrooms anyway because she can't stand the sight of it or his touch & is just it for the money.
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
I just ordered weed to be delivered to my apartment in the next hour and it is entirely legal If only dirtbag college Zoe who had to text Malcolm the Weed Man who would bike his homemade muffins and play tuba when he got there could see this future
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Happy Valentine’s Day from the Star Trek Deep Space Nine baseball card of Odo having sex for the first time
A baseball called labeled first intimacy under a category called greatest moments
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
okay one more
Valentines card showing that ice agent who fell on ice with text that says I think I’m falling for you. To: From:
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
BLOATED CORPSE OF A DRUNK - You really dropped the ball, Harry. Four point six billion people -- and you failed every single one of them. You really *fucked up*.
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
a poem from february 2025 called "april 1492 and the two days to either side"
april 1492 and the two days to either side

The drawing of a knife over arteries,
or a cloud over the moon, or a finger
on a piston actuator. One thing gives
way to another. Little lines on print,
or pixels on a screen, or a bullet
crossed between the ribs. One thing
gives way to another. A fire, smiling
people, crowding, taking pictures,
throwing fuel in smug contempt,
or a change in policy for adult
content in anticipation of a change
in guard and then in law, smiling
people, sneering hidden as polite,
or the public memory of the fire
in the minds of those who stand to
do the same if they get the chance,
or a lecture hall with all the answers,
or a charity with all the power,
or the fire again, same as
last time, the fire again and
the same smiles on the same
faces, but if you say so don't
say you ever knew me when
they get you. Tanto monta,
monta tanto, never mind which
one's Fernando.
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Erika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
My favorite artifact in the "you don't need AI to do art" discourse is, of course, screenwriter Dan O'Bannon's sketch of the facehugger to explain it to Giger.
A 2 panel sketch disgram of a 1 meter tall pod. in the second panel, an oval section pops off and a demonic little face with short tentacles flies out, crudely drawn.
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Satomi @satomi.fromreal.life · 04/02/2026
maintenance mode
Panel 1: Exec: "Ok guys ok ok we won't kill Adobe Animate." Crowd: "Phew" "thank fuck" "That's better" "I'm still switching to something else." "No yeah you really should"
Panel 2: Exec: "Unfortunately we will also stop adding new features to it." Crowd: "WOO!!!" "It's a dream come true!" "Yeah!" "Finally!" Exec: "... um. Why are they cheering"
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/01/2026
so funny this immediately happens when software companies can’t pretend that ai was anything more than money moving between 10 different companies over and over and doesn’t lead to any real growth
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
So much culture war tension stems from the fact that words mean different things to different people. Everyone hears the word radical, and thinks EXTREME. Or with woke, they think that means politically correct.
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⧉ @smilingnodding.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
dr oz copy+pasting the somali daycare fraud thing onto glendale armenians is one of the worst tactical errors ive ever seen an admin make. very few people in this city care less if they live or die than the guys in track suits smoking 5 packs a day up and down brand ave
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Bison @wilcynic.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
oh no
A screenshot of the Wikipedia entry for “Jo Nesbø's Detective Hole”, which reads as follows:

“Jo Nesbø’s Detective Hole (titled Jo Nesbø's Harry Hole in Scandinavia) is an upcoming Norwegian crime drama streaming television series, an adaptation of Jo Nesbø's Harry Hole novels, specifically the fifth instalment The Devil's Star. The series will be released on Netflix in 2026.”

The user has highlighted “Jo Nesbø's Harry Hole” to draw attention to the unfortunate phrasing.
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/01/2026
every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar
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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
i did not 'incite violence', i just suggested it a lot
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