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Satomi

@satomi.fromreal.life
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from real life she/her 28 rectangle.zone

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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit
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Ironic @ironic-ii.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ten foot twenty the standing desk
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bri & also friends :) @brifdi-daily.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
day 443 - the only lamp that matters “You're just my prop in the photo of life. So what good's a friend if they can't document your time?” - 🍹 #protos #protagonistobjectshow #osc
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T. Ashley 🌸 Jenkins @fluttersprite.itch.io · 24/09/2026
The First Law of Thermodynamics states that one should never use extreme temperatures to harm a human being or, through inaction, allow a human to be harmed by extreme temperatures
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
dunno if this is a hot take or not but room temperature water is > ice cold water because I can drink it faster
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mechazany @mechamcscringle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ghost in the Shell 1995 garbage man who’s ghost hacked with falsified memories of having a family while lovingly reminiscing on them out loud
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Satomi @satomi.fromreal.life · 17/09/2026
chicks dig my latest contraption
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yellowsoilnto15 #ZavokSweep @yellowsolinto15.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I got bored yesterday
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Satomi @satomi.fromreal.life · 09/09/2026
I've spent my life chasing the high of PSAT memes. Maybe that's why I like Nintendo directs
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Satomi @satomi.fromreal.life · 05/09/2026
We should instead measure inflation against the price of Comicraft fonts on New Year's Day
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Satomi @satomi.fromreal.life · 02/09/2026
The way Patreon has been advertising this is fascinating. Basically on Nov 1, they're gunna force everyone to switch whether they like it or not. "To be more in control" is to do the thing they're about to force you to do, just willingly. I'd love to show this to a psych grad
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Patreon
Switch to subscription billing before November 1st
Here's how to be more in control of the process.
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Satomi @satomi.fromreal.life · 01/09/2026
It's Letterer Appreciation Day. Remember that every comic you read has a lot of thought put into the text, and the reason you find some comics hard to read isn't because they have more words, it's because they have the words arranged in an uninviting and abrasive manner
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Satomi @satomi.fromreal.life · 06/08/2026
lettering stack trend! ive had a blast as the letterer for Clown College (@twintrinity.net)'s first two issues and i'm excited to get started on the third!
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tophatthehat.bsky.social @tophatthehat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Union Station
Digital painting of Union Station in Portland, Oregon.
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Emma (IPG) @invoxiplaygames.uk · 30/08/2026
background radiation on the internet people.kernel.org/monsieuricon...
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Creepy crawlies
You've probably heard me complain about the "AI crawlers" before, but now I actually have some hard numbers I can put up to show their im...
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Satomi @satomi.fromreal.life · 26/08/2026
The most fucked up thing about stuff being eight times as much volume when they're twice as big is it means if you make something actually twice as big it just looks like you only made it a little bit bigger
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tophatthehat.bsky.social @tophatthehat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Convenience store parking lot in rural Oregon
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sara linsley @sara.pizza · 14/08/2026
Three-panel comic with the titles "TEEN COMIX" and "BEANSON '15". The first panel shows a smug-looking person wearing sunglasses and a white shirt with the text "NO FEAR". 
The second panel has been edited to show the text "accidentally leaving a 'v' in a balloon". 
The third panel shows the same person, now looking less smug, and their shirt now says "ONE FEAR"
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Corndog @corndog.ninja · 14/08/2026
Some parts of this game may be considered
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Em @emaudible.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Lots of excitement about the squeaky beach sounds in Big Walk! You'll all be happy to know it's the real thing! Was absolutely giddy to get to record them on an actual Australian squeaky beach in Wilson's Promontory. Yes, if you didn't know some beaches there really do squeak. It is pure joy.
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Satomi @satomi.fromreal.life · 09/08/2026
in case anyone was wondering, I am not currently in Chicago and this post is not a joke.
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Satomi @satomi.fromreal.life · 08/08/2026
Really good post about the state of hosting an independent wiki these days (it's unpleasant)
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X ΘΔ (Giant Tyrant Overlord) @xkeeper.net · 07/08/2026
one of the other unfortunate side-effects of ubiquitous always-on home internet, in addition to telemetry and auto-updates: the scourge of residential proxies. people will just have like 5 fuckin infected IoT devices and not even know it. it rules
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Satomi @satomi.fromreal.life · 07/08/2026
edit of a meme with men pointing at the same object and disagreeing on the name. Flash calls it an "ease in", premiere calls it an "ease out"
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Satomi @satomi.fromreal.life · 06/08/2026
lettering stack trend! ive had a blast as the letterer for Clown College (@twintrinity.net)'s first two issues and i'm excited to get started on the third!
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller August 01,1945
P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO GO INSIDE THE MUSEUM, THERE IS A QUIET SIGN ON THE WALL, AND THEY MEET THE MUSEUM SECURITY GUARD 
SECURITY GUARD: I WANT YOU KIDS TO OBEY EVERY SIGN YOU SEE IN THE MUSEUM 
P2- NANCY AND SLUGGO SEE A SIGN THAT READS… LOUNGE 
P3- THE SECURITY GUARD IS SURPRISED  WHEN HE RETURNS AND SEES NANCY AND SLUGGO LAYING ON THE MUSEUM FLOOR PROPPED UP ON THEIR ELBOWS
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Satomi @satomi.fromreal.life · 31/07/2026
There has to be a better word for "ceased to exist"
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Satomi @satomi.fromreal.life · 31/07/2026
I have single issue voter vibes for about two dozen different issues
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Satomi @satomi.fromreal.life · 31/07/2026
When we switched away from CRTs for computers and later TVs and smartphones, it came with the benefit of no longer needing to worry about action safety and title safety—"bleed areas" of the screen. Every pixel can be assumed to be visible. You can have important things at the edge. The iPhone X fuck
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Satomi @satomi.fromreal.life · 31/07/2026
Anyone who's neglected to update their iOS knows that a software update is basically a permanent notification badge on the settings app. So it's kind of brilliant of Apple to make that what the software update icon depicts
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Satomi @satomi.fromreal.life · 31/07/2026
You know what's fucked up, the internet is in a state now where when I look up news I see a bunch of links to news websites and my brain hesitates to click any of them because I know they contain the anti-dopamine punishment of cookie consent interfaces, video ads that follow you, mysterious lag,etc
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Dr Neil & Mr Price @drneil.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It’s really starting to grind me down
The Barney/Moe’s Tavern meme

“Default AI features” Barney being kicked out
“Finding how to turn it all off in the settings” -satisfied Moe

Third panel Barney coming in behind “software update”
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Vanessa Satone @vsatone.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This post is brought to you by “I can tell when wildwords is set to caps lock even if there isn’t a serif I in the middle of a word, but if there is one that’s worse.”
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biggest SGFR fan @edbanger.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
🩲 final destination
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Satomi @satomi.fromreal.life · 21/07/2026
The best thing the Unicode consortium ever did for emoji was disambiguating 🤭 and 🫢
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Satomi @satomi.fromreal.life · 17/07/2026
I just don't feel like the octopus was Diego's responsibility
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Satomi @satomi.fromreal.life · 10/07/2026
Oh it's announced so I can share it. Come see me on a SDCC panel!
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PopitTart 🐱💭🩷🩶 @popittart.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Rhythm Tengoku if it was localized in 2026
the Rhythm Tengoku game "Tram & Pauline" edited to say "Tram N Pauline"the Rhythm Tengoku game "Fireworks" edited to say "Fireworks n Bombs"the Rhythm Tengoku game "Toss Boys" edited to say "Red N Blue N Yellow"
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Satomi @satomi.fromreal.life · 08/07/2026
Just found out the alphabet song is super bleak in zed-speaking countries
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Satomi @satomi.fromreal.life · 06/07/2026
Biggest argument against intelligent design is being able to sweat into your eyeballs and it hurts because sweat is salty. Do we really think this is some kind of divine brilliance
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Waxing Tide, of the Flamm/e Clade @flammtay.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
..'-
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X ΘΔ (Giant Tyrant Overlord) @xkeeper.net · 05/07/2026
these two portraits are just wonderful
deltarune susie and deltarune ralsei reacting with shock on either side of a message reading "GDQ is TODAY!?"
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Satomi @satomi.fromreal.life · 04/07/2026
Why do they keep putting sucralose in sugar-not-free stuff
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Satomi @satomi.fromreal.life · 29/06/2026
If you take issue with people saying "no problem", YOU ARE THE PROBLEM
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Editing the Blue-Gray Lady @nytdiff.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Change in Headline
Before: Voters Think A.I. Is Terrible. In Campaigns, It’s Everywhere.
After: How A.I. is Changing the Way Politicians Run for Office
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Sanctions Kill 🇵🇸 @sanctionskill.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
My Mom when I tell her the animal video she sent me is AI
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amanda💖 @appleisland.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
jeez lois this is worse than the time i went to the nemuro memorial hall
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Joey Weiser @joeyweiser.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Crunchyroll, Netflix, et al are enshittifying subtitles in an effort to make a worldwide standard, and the heroes Gkids are out here using yellow subs and left-justified cyan supertitles in the year 2026
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