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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 7h
they couldn't find letters small enough to get "Weatherspoon" on his jersey
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 7h
I watched the NXT program! TAPE Top 5 on ECW champions! Match of the Day! It's Daily! tapemachines.substack.com/p/tmar-daily...
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TMAR Daily #3: NXT, Top 5 ECW Champions, more
I watched NXT! And I name my own personal and intimate Top 5 ECW champions. Plus the Match of the Day!
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 14h
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 15h
Love these Shawn tights, one of my favorite looks of his. VERY 1996 color and style in a good way.
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 15h
it's KLINGLER TIME
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 17h
blackhawks still reek
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 17h
put in a guy who hasn't pitched in two years and suddenly the Cubs can hit
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 18h
When I die, please don’t let Mario Lopez choose the photo they use
Mario Lopez & @mariolopezviva
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Heartbroken to hear about my old friend Dennis Haskins. He played the principal, but Dennis was the biggest kid on the SBTB set.
If you knew him, you loved him—and if there was karaoke, you knew Dennis was getting on that mic! I'm grateful for the laughs, the memories, and the friendship we shared all these years. Rest easy, my friend. You'll always be part of our Bayside family.
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 18h
gotta be honest man I think if my Cubbies don't get any hits they are screwed, dude
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 20h
Indi Hartwell walking into the PC next week listening to "This Used to Be My Playground"
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 21h
genuine question, are WWE themes made by AI now? because this shit all sounds like the terrible AI songs that play on reality shows to describe the scene you're watching
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 21h
what's a poster you had in your room growing up from PWI
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 21h
Kelani Jordan is maybe just not gonna get good at promos. she has lots going for her but that has stalled out
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 21h
you can't throw dirt at my house because Xfinity makes Rusev hang out in my front yard
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 21h
love when my team wins the MLB chuh
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 21h
ah, the WWE ID program makes you rich and you get more bookings. Booker T said so
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 21h
my least favorite aspect of Paul Levesque presents Shawn Michaels' WWE NXT is definitely that the promos are just people remembering their lines. they might as well be in an empty room for all they acknowledge the crowd until moments specifically designed for that
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I watched WWE last night. Jaida Parker hit someone with a car and then Jacob Fatu rolled around! tapemachines.substack.com/p/tmar-daily...
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TMAR Daily #2: I watched WWE for the first time in over a year, Match of the Day, more
I watched Raw. On Netflix. Have you heard of this?
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I watched WWE last night. Jaida Parker hit someone with a car and then Jacob Fatu rolled around! tapemachines.substack.com/p/tmar-daily...
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TMAR Daily #2: I watched WWE for the first time in over a year, Match of the Day, more
I watched Raw. On Netflix. Have you heard of this?
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rey Fenix saying “callate” to Ethan Page made me think of the time Razor Ramon said “callate, Gene Mean.”
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wow the Brewers finally were given a championship. thank you, WWE Raw on Netflix! unfortunately the 32-50 Bucks were also given a championship by WWE Raw on Netflix so I'm not sure this means much
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
well i love Big Guy vs Lil Guy and it's basically the easiest match to make good so Cass vs Dragon Lee was a pretty easy hit for me
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
putting a split screen on wrestling fans attempting to have rhythm seems cruel
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
well i've seen one match of perfunctory wrestling and 19 commercials, plus a minor celebrity is in attendance. so, y'know
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"it's you and me, uce!" lmaooo fuck off will you
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ah like having to redo the WWF Superstars theme every three months for a year between fall 1995 and fall 1996
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
turned on the "WWE Raw on Netflix" loading screen. just watching a clock count down as I question my desire to even attempt this again
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AEW All Out review, Match of the Day, and farewell to PAC in the first TMAR Daily. tapemachines.substack.com/p/tmar-daily...
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TMAR Daily #1: RIP PAC, AEW All Out 2026 review, Match of the Day
AEW All Out review, Match of the Day, and farewell to PAC in the first TMAR Daily.
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this mf ospreay got talked to the ring by a video game character. the violinist was cool.
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
finally able to go through All Out and just wanted to say that Jamie Hayter knows what the fuck is up with her knee pads over her blue jeans which are tucked into her boots for the Chicago Street Fight. this is a Student of the Game.
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Big Show Ripping Darts @homunculusdick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Back during their NXT days, Sami Zayn pitched a ska gimmick for him and Neville. Apparently, it was approved by Dusty at the time but for some reason didn't move forward.
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ROH - Ring of Honor Wrestling @ringofhonor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every hour until 3pm ET on the official ROH YouTube channel, we’ll release a FULL MATCH featuring PAC from AEW and the ROH archives. Today, we mourn. But we also celebrate his life, his passion, and the unforgettable moments he gave us.
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PAC was one of the greatest high-flyers of all time, one of the greatest technicians I've ever seen, an unbelievable athlete, and someone who could wrestle as tough and gritty as anyone. Could talk, had great presence. He made you want to believe. He was a special talent.
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lions secondary is Scrub City USA, brother
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
fucking Iowa
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Renegade trying to reboot himself in 1996 by dressing like Gerardo and putting a little funk in his step
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Katie Shook @katieshook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Don’t let Tommy Tuberville see this
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
people are saying that Indiana University Football is back
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
on the Nitro where the Outsiders showed up and had ringside tickets, the match before they arrived had a random return for Greg Valentine in a loss to Randy Savage, and Tony and Larry speculated that maybe Greg Valentine would be the third man in six days at Bash at the Beach. could be!
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Last year I spent several weeks compiling the Top 200 of the Top 100 of the PWI 500 throughout history, and with the new PWI 500 out, the list is updated. Goodbye, Ultimate Warrior! Hello, Oba Femi! tapemachines.substack.com/p/updated-20...
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UPDATED FOR 2026: The Top 200 of the Top 100 of the PWI 500
Big jump for MJF as this year's No. 1, plus CM Punk and Cody Rhodes creeping on the Top 10, and five new entries. Goodbye, Ultimate Warrior.
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
smh the Pro Wrestling Illustrated 500 is meant to be about in-ring results, not "becoming a sports-entertainment phenomenon" and sex jokes. ridiculous. absolutely ridiculous.
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TAPE @tapemachines.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Houston Nutt has the Hogs back in action baby
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Josh @geekcritique.org · 25/09/2026
There's this lady during DDP's entrance at Halloween Havoc '98 who yells, "COME ON, DIAMOND~!" and psyops the entire commentary team (Schiavone, Heenan, and Tenay) into calling him that for the rest of the night.
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