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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era

@danielaegan.bsky.social
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Electric nerd and dark humorist working in #scifi, #fantasy, #villainpunk, and more. 📖 Living in my own head and loving it. The original Stoned Tarot reader. 😶‍🌫️ he/they🏳️‍🌈 DanielAegan.com 🌈📚🪐📚💙

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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 5h
Employment is a con.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 11h
My coworkers are demonstrating a deep misunderstanding of World War II and how America got involved. I’m biting my tongue so hard it might bleed.
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The 90s Never Happened @90sneverhappened.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
X-pecting a new episode this week? Either way, we’ve got one! Bet you thought we’d finished X-Cutioner’s Song, but you are WRONG! We read a trio of comics that act as punctuation to this beefed up x-over! The 90s Never Happened Episode 30: X-Cutioner's X-Pilogue www.podbean.com/ei/pb-urp2t-...
The 90s Never Happened

Episode 30/
X-Cutioner’s X-Pilogue
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So you’re saying Heated Rivalry wasn’t a Mighty Ducks sequel?
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The 90s Never Happened @90sneverhappened.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Bill Clinton: No No No No No
Alt: Bill Clinton: No No No No No
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If my life were a Nintendo game, I’d be hitting RESET right about now.
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AmaraJLynn 🦹 drafting Fire & Feathers @amaralynn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🔥FIRE AND FEATHERS🪶 Funding Oct 29-Nov 19 with #bookbazaar26 #tbb26! Fans of Klune's The Extraordinaries, Schwab's Villains, Spider-Man, & Venom would enjoy this slow burn villain x hero enemies to lovers romance with cozy undertones! Follow now! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/a...
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s not super intelligence. Hell, it’s not even artificial intelligence. It’s copycat bullshit, a moronic search engine on steroids, a pile of electrons that does nothing aside from making stupid people stupider.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cab driver from Brain Candy: 

“It’s made from monkey cum!”
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Pretty in pink, one in the stink.
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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of the most important things in retail is hitting your arbitrary sales goals. It's really the only motivation that works. theservingtimes.beehiiv.com/p/the-arbitr...
theservingtimes.beehiiv.com
The Arbitrary Numbers Don't Arbitrarily Lie
Manager Congratulates Staff on This Month's Arbitrary Numbers Being Higher Than Last Month's Arbitrary Numbers
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Superior Spider-Man:
A dog toy shaped like an octopus that looks like spider-man.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why does the CDC keep calling me and asking me if my kid is vaxxed or not?
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The girls don’t allow you to get to gay in Savin Rock. But it’s not a slow town though.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Glass onion That funky onion Glass onion Funyun That funky onion
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Rogue is real and she’s incredible.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Lucianus by CJ Beshara! @cjbeshara.bsky.social
Book one of The Red Wizard
Lucianus

CJ Beshara
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They’ll just order Barron a wife from the same catalogue they used to get Melania.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel a change coming…
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So it’s ok for my dog to pee on the lawn but I’m “exposing myself”?!
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Forgot to repost last night… 😵‍💫
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
It’s Bi Visibility Day Eve! Make sure you leave out milk and cookies for Joan Jett tonight!
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lol there’s still a quiet part?
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Since the network at work is down and I can’t do shit, let’s have a little writer chat. Writers, if you ask for critiques on got work, make sure you WANT critiques. When I take on an alpha or a beta read, I give honest feedback in the same manner I’d want it.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
People following me because of my viral puppy pic are going to be shocked with some of the non-puppy content that gets posted from this account.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Come back after my sick time to be immediately condescended for missing an email. 🙄
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why is pumping a new bottle of lotion so sexual?
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Manic Pixie Dream Goblin @zincsaucier1.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Most people rejected His message.

Liberals tend to be the most pro- establishment out of them all.

Shut up!

They hated Jesus because He told them the truth.

*Gal. 4:16
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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
American Pie 2 didn't have the fuckin' balls to have Shitbreak fuck Stifler's dad.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Make your next summer read the anthropomorphic urban fantasy full of anti-fascist political intrigue, tons of pig wrestling action, and lots of heart. It’s Swine Nation, and its twisted tale will knock you off your trotters! #HotSwineSummer is porkin’ live! Links: books2read.com/u/mgX8WX 🌈📚🪐📚💙 🐷
Swine Nation

A porkin’ novel from the twisted mind of Daniel Aegan

Out now!
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Rogue evolution: From 8 weeks to almost six months.
Three pictures of the same ruby and white Cavapoo puppy. She’s small in the left and big in the right.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Big pile of current comics reads while I recover. Haven’t been reading much, so pardon me if I’ve listed any of these before.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A black woman standing while giving an alluring glare. 

“See you and your big fuckin’ dick later.”
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
She doesn’t know what to do with her legs. They’re growing ahead of the rest of her haha
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My sick day companion says hello.
Rogue, a ruby and white Cavapoo puppy sitting on the floor.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
With Link’s ultrahand ability all his buddies are gonna ask him to hang their flatscreens for them.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tim Curry was great because he could randomly pop up in anything and it’s like, “Hey, it’s that guy!”
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Bender: HAVE YOU EVER TRIED SIMPLY TURNING OFF THE TV, SITTING DOWN WITH YOUR CHILDREN, AND HITTING THEM?
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My puppy keeps biting my feet. Is she also sinning?
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
been thinkin about how robots are gonna kill us
Scratchy drawing of a two panel comic.
Panel 1: 
Titled:“How we thought robots would kill us”
A robot shoots a human to death with a gun. It screams “Die flesh sack”

Panel 2:
Titled “How robots will actually kill us”
A MediBot is injecting something into a humans arm. The bot says “Whooops. I injected you with cancer instead of insulin. That’s on me”
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A ruby and white cavapoo puppy lying on top of a couch in front of a window.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
DraftKings doesn’t need new tech to find losers.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Anyone else getting replies from fake AI beta reader accounts?
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
These idiots think they sound so goddam smart and don’t realize I know they’re only repeating the bullshit they heard on AM radio.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Before left work, I had a conversation with a pair of coworkers who are afraid of China developing AI programs that will do all the scary shit America is doing with it.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why are people mad that immigrants will take their jobs but psyched when AI does it?
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I live with a teenager, so everything is on a scale of “mid” to “goated”.
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Daniel Aegan—Danger Park Era @danielaegan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Second time in a week I realized Giuliani isn’t dead yet.
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