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Mallorie Malcontent ✨

@sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social
11K followers 1.4K following 7K posts

Cartoonist | Comics & Illustration | I love my mom! | she/her

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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 23m
Very good stuff from Jack Saint today.
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 04/09/2026
New commandment
Medieval rendition of the “You are not immune to propaganda” Garfield meme. Garfield is drawn in a lithograph style on a blue background, and the text says “Thou are not immune to propaganda.”
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 6h
Banger after banger with this guy.
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Kyle Gordon - If You Break Up With Me (feat. 10 Year Plan) [Official Music Video]
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 6h
Seeing all the rape apologia across the internet these past few days makes me want to walk into the sea.
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Kelly @justkelly.bsky.social · 23h
The Cornell victim has been doxxed on X. So worried for her. I hate this planet.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh fuck. That was an earthquake, not the construction happening next door.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Supporting it even more so.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I went form a casual cannabis user, down to zero. And it’s crazy how even a few times a week was messing up my shit, but didn’t realize. Literally everything has improved. Guess it’ll be just a special occasion kind of thing now.
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John Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm listening to a podcast where the hosts read through all of Ready Player Two, and none of us should ever suffer imposter syndrome if that mess can be published.
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Chris Lau Manson 阿劉 @chrislaumanson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is basically the Jeepers rant from Freakazoid
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is literally a Simpsons joke
So learn on the go with
your phone, wherever you are.
Genghis Khan
Professor of HistoryGenghis Khan Simpsons

YOU'LL GO WHERE I GO DEFILE WHAT I DEFILE, EAT WHO I EAT HMM?
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It transformed my life for the better you dumb cunt. God. I am so sick of this shit. These people are a cancer.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I saw this thing about Mario64 being good for your brain. It gave me the itch to play it. And my god, the camera/controls is no joke. How easily we forget. But I got like 15 stars left. And it's so satisfying to get good at controlling Mario. I feel the grey matter increasing my brain power.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Okay. After fixing printing issues, it’ll be in the mail box this Saturday!
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’m sick of creeps and bullies ruling over everything.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
People love that lesbian bar story because it highlights the most annoying and stereotypical aspects of our community.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel like this is gonna be the biggest documentary since Bowling for Columbine
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The worst men alive all absolutely love AI and hate trans people. Huh. Probably no lessons for me to learn there.
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HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
zim!!!
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John Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 03/10/2024
An important PSA from Batman
a redraw of a the iconic panel from Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns, in which Batman breaks a gun in half, and says "this is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it"

In my version, he is breaking the Inktober logo.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Some people might think it's stupid of Sbux to do this now b/c of how incredibly unpopular Trump has become and how badly it hurt Target. But Starbucks knows it's customer base really does not give one shit about anything. And will continue to guzzle their disgusting sugary slop.
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Raven Lyn Clemens @ravenlynclemens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The ultimate male power fantasy is to save a little girl from a pedophile, mentally turn her into your surrogate daughter, develop sexual feelings for her when she becomes legal, save her from a pedophile again so you can feel less guilty, and then blow your brains out
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Great. The most insufferable people who hate art have a new phrase to repeat.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yeah! New Anamanaguchi! And they're sticking with their heavy guitar vibes. Plus a little extra of their normal sound on top of it.
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Yeah I Guess (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Anamanaguchi
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I am proud of myself for doing the whole Seattle life adventure thing. But I am just SO STOKED to be moving back home to Chicago next year. Counting down the weeks.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Holy shit, guys! I got a new part-time job repairing retro game consoles!!!
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Masha Zhdanova'S WEBCOMIC IS ONLINE NOW!!! @mashazart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
my article about artist's alley is up at @fansplaining.bsky.social today! thank you to everyone who talked to me about their AA experiences for this piece and let me use their photos fansplaining.com/the-death-of...
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The Death of the Artist Alley?
For smaller artists, increased costs and outsized merchandise expectations are putting convention-selling out of reach.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It may be cliché, but yes, this is all the boomers fault. Never forget that.
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Meow 🧡💖🩵🖤💜 @squeakitties.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
give a trans person $20 today
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There's this asshole out there making "Calvin and Hobbes" "comics" with AI and it's so bad. I couldn't even screen shot it. It's too upsetting.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The internet is not real life. Especially when it comes to media criticism. You spend too much time on the internet, you'd think everything sucks and only morons like the thing.
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 16/09/2026
Stickers are here and there are new patron rewards for September 👀 www.patreon.com/dsoart/posts...
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September Goods | Sam Owen
Sharing an update on this month's mail! $9 patrons are now getting signed postcards of prints from my archives (and likely new ones as I mak
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I was pretty peeved at Ed Sheeran for being a coward. I listened to one of his songs out of curiosity. And now I want him dead.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Actually shipping next week instead of this week. DIY is not always easy. Especially when it comes to printing full beautiful color.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The cowardice of multi-million dollar celebs with several homes is astounding. You have nothing to lose, literally. You can live cozy the rest of your life. Don't be a pussy.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
On social media I'm seeing skater dudes touch a kiss each other for a fun gag, looksmaxers defending trans people, and lots of leftist comedy. Outside I'm seeing WAY more punk and goth kids than I used to. I dunno. It feels like the pendulum has been swinging back our direction. Fingers crossed.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Stop killing children" is just too controversial for LiveNation. Shit's disgusting.
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Macklemore Dropped From Ed Sheeran Tour After Onstage 'Free Palestine' Statements
Macklemore is being dropped from Ed Sheeran's tour after several venues allegedly said they would not allow a concert with the rapper to take place.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 14/09/2026
Tech oligarchs agree calling AI "too dangerous" way cooler than just admitting it doesn't work
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Tech oligarchs agree calling AI "too dangerous" way cooler than just admitting it doesn't work
SILICON VALLEY - The CEOs of OpenAI, Anthropic, and GrokAI have released a statement agreeing that claiming artificial intelligence "could potentially kill all humans" sounds much more awesome than just admitting that they blew a fortune on glorified chatbots.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You’ll see people angrily reply “valid criticism!” all over the place. But your critique is allowed to be critiqued. But also a critique of a critique is also allowed to be critiqued. This app is mostly criticism, huh?
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Everyone hates this neighbor. She corners and punishes everyone she traps in her web of whining.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
People who are actively ignoring their addiction problems HATE it when someone’s getting sober.
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Nikes | AlexLeeDee @alexleedee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The new season of Futurama is great… if these episodes came out 20 years ago when the sense of humor was still fresh. But I don’t see anyone enjoying this except for an aging millennial.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bro, is hung up on a comic I did nearly 7 years ago.
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Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you wanna last in Hollywood, you need a thick skin and a shorter memory. But there’s always one you don’t quite get over. 🫶🏼 @lillywachowski.bsky.social
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Look at the craftsmanship on this piece. Gwen’s talent is mind boggling. How does someone do that ?
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's crazy how throbbing veiny of a hard-on people have for 9-11. It's like that ENJOYED that such a tragedy happened. Never forget? I was in art class when it happened. Scariest shit ever. I'd rather forget.
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
New Malcontent Zine Ships out next week, has some guest artists, and is all Camp Miasma themed. You can subscribe over at Patreon.com/SweetBeansComix
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Mallorie Malcontent ✨ @sweetbeanscomix.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The republicans stopped being funny to me a long time ago. But I nearly peed myself with this one.
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