Reposted by LG5 Filmsdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026this isn't who we used to pretend to be 242791471
Reposted by LG5 Filmsdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Your brain is a nervous cauliflower hiding out in a warm meat cave 29226
Reposted by LG5 Filmschris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait. 252192123781
LG5 Films @lg5.bsky.social · 02/07/2026When Dr. Tom is trying to impersonate Bella Lugosi In the church. Bunny Breckinridge: Let's hear you call Boris Karloff a cocksucker. 000
Reposted by LG5 Filmsderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 18/02/2026some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing 210152742511
Reposted by LG5 FilmsRyan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 15/07/2025There’s a nonzero chance you will die from a cancer that could have been curable because people who couldn’t pass 7th grade biology and are scared of things like “mRNA” and “riboflavin” and “walkable cities” decided to make their ignorance everybody else’s problem 10084543478
Reposted by LG5 FilmsBrent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 28/06/2025“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.” It costs a lot less to house people.thebetter.newsFinland ends homelessness and provides shelter for all in need - scoop.meIn Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Why? The country applies the "Housing First" concept agains homelessness. 8963202410
Reposted by LG5 FilmsCharlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 13/05/2025"fully operational mobile McDonald’s unit" is a phrase that makes me feel like maybe i've passed away and all the news i read is all just the final neurons in my brain racing around making haphazard connections in the moments before darkness 661286225
Reposted by LG5 Filmsborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 14/03/2025[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter 186189964143
Reposted by LG5 Filmsdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 08/03/2025I feel optimistic about the future, but only the very distant future 712318
Reposted by LG5 FilmsSean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 06/03/2025Bera 202-225-5716 / 916-635-0505 Case 202-225-2726 / 808-650-6688 Costa "-3341 / 559-495-1620 Gillen "-5516 / 516-739-3008 Himes "-5541 / 203-333-6600 Houlahan "-4315 / 610-883-5050 Kaptur "-4146 / 419-259-7500 Moskowitz "-3001 / 754-240-6330 Perez "-3536 / 360-695-6292 Suozzi "-3335 / 516-861-1070 40872462
Reposted by LG5 FilmsErin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 04/03/2025Swim faster, Riley. Maybe you'll get more than 5th place next time. 1024152489
Reposted by LG5 FilmsJ. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 17/02/2025The SNL special audience is like a botoxed Sgt. Pepper album cover. 1355839
Reposted by LG5 FilmsBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/11/2024Took a stab at updating the old meme 10557041021
Reposted by LG5 FilmsSteffani Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 08/11/2024If you're Canadian, here's the Canadian journalist starter pack — over 100 of Canada's newsers: 1126
Reposted by LG5 FilmsJack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 01/11/2024tonight in space: halloween moon 91115721383
Reposted by LG5 Filmsceej @ceej.online · 31/10/2024hold on, man. you just told me your name is “skimbleshanks.” give me a few minutes to digest that before you start talking about your job 943973
Reposted by LG5 Filmsbrooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 20/10/2024I feel like crimes should be legal if they are very funny 170124872444
Reposted by LG5 FilmsAlexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 26/10/2024I guess it has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to endorse Harris for president wapo.st/3UqHWRM 24477382440
Reposted by LG5 FilmsAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 25/10/2024It won't be just the LA Times and Washington Post. It will be your employer, your university, your school district, and your local elected officials. They will all cave and engage in anticipatory obedience to fascism because of their cowardice and greed. Your institutions will not save you. 7750831449
Reposted by LG5 FilmsBebe Neuwirth (she/her) @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social · 21/10/2024Late to the party, but the (Star Trek themed) vibe I’m bringingmedia.tenor.coma woman with glasses is talking to a man with the words i can 't wait to learn behind herAlt: An alien from STNG removes her glasses as she makes a pass at River. 1428026
Reposted by LG5 FilmsSustainable Farming @sustainablefarming.bsky.social · 18/10/2024This genius way to restore degraded soil is exceptionally effective. A great new video from Planet Wild:youtu.beA genius way to restore dead soilYouTube video by Planet Wild 22429153
Reposted by LG5 Filmsdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 18/10/2024I’m just trying to be a good role model for all other idiots who suck real bad 23513
LG5 Films @lg5.bsky.social · 12/10/2024Kenneth McMillan Harkonnen, Stellan Skarsgård Harkonnen or Ian McNeice Harkonnen? The Kenneth McMillan one has some neat accessory possibilities. 020
Reposted by LG5 Filmsmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 08/10/2024The best time to fire Christopher Wray was Jan 20, 2021. The second best time is today 529345
Reposted by LG5 FilmsMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 08/10/2024A fun quote from James Cameron about the Terminator movie as cops use music from the film to promote their Cybertruck: “Cops think of all non-cops as less than they are, stupid, weak, and evil. They dehumanize the people they are sworn to protect and desensitize themselves in order to do that job.”gizmodo.comCalifornia Cops Show Off Absurd New Cybertruck With Music From Terminator MoviesBecause if we learned anything from the Terminator franchise, it's that cops are good. 20781217
Reposted by LG5 FilmsChris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 07/10/2024These variant covers are getting out of control 231227306
Reposted by LG5 Filmsdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 05/10/2024It’s easy for me to be undaunted. I don’t know how to daunt, so I won’t be doing it 1216
Reposted by LG5 FilmsFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 04/10/2024I fucking hate how this entire country is being held hostage to a small group of mostly idiot white men who are too stupid to learn from literally anything. Most of us are capable of understanding why government and regulations exist. Yet we’re trapped here with powerful vermin like Trump and Musk. 2060595
LG5 Films @lg5.bsky.social · 30/09/2024That's a bummer...those days when him and AI were on the Sixers were a lot of fun...love that NBA live 98' commercial where his solution was always "Dunk on them." RIP. youtu.be/0aH1OJ6pT6k?...youtu.beNBA Live 98 - EA Sports [Dikembe Mutombo]YouTube video by Jordan era NBA history podcast - In all Airness 120
Reposted by LG5 FilmsTomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 30/09/2024This and the sinead O’connor story. Proof positive you could ALWAYS be a hard ass in America without being a toxic piece of shit. 344682
Reposted by LG5 FilmsCezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 29/09/2024"Alien" is considered a horror movie because its premise is "What if unwanted pregnancies could happen to men?" 404312937
Reposted by LG5 Filmspsudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 26/09/2024Mayor Eric Adams stole ten million dollars from a city where they shot four random people when one guy skipped $2.90 in train fare. 181560494
Reposted by LG5 Films✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 22/09/2024“Echo chamber” complaints almost always tend to boil down to this. 3377102
Reposted by LG5 FilmsLouisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 21/09/2024Please stay, Brazilians. I’ve been enjoying getting Portuguese comments and seeing how much I can figure out from knowing some Italian and a little Spanish. 49511
Reposted by LG5 FilmsMatt McNeil Show @mattmcneilshow.bsky.social · 29/08/2024WORD! @billcorbett.bsky.social 3615128
LG5 Films @lg5.bsky.social · 31/08/2024If cursing at advertisers didn't bring them back, this surely will.nytimes.comBrazil Blocks X After Musk Ignores Court OrdersThe social network will go dark in the nation of 200 million, the result of an escalating fight between Elon Musk and a Brazilian judge over what can be said online. 070
LG5 Films @lg5.bsky.social · 30/08/2024The A's haven't been worth watching since they got rid of Coco Crisp like a decade ago, so I definitely agree. 020
Reposted by LG5 Filmsmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/08/2024a 2024 WarGames remake where JoshuaGPT stubbornly insists it knows the winning strategy for tic tac toe and everyone dies 110430
Reposted by LG5 Filmsderek van vliet @derek.bike · 21/08/2024“still punk as fuck” i whisper to myself as i chase the approval of strangers on my phone 741052
