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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 8h

We dunk a lot on AI here but the more I learn about it the more I believe that it is actually Evil in as much as evil is a quality that exists and that an object, rather than a person or action can have. Absolutely rancid antithetical-to-the-very-business-of-being-human shit. Chuck it in Mount Doom.

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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 16h

Peter Thiel coming home from the office and cracking open a new blood boy with his teeth like an otter pop

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the Charmin bears kicked in my door and mocked my family's assholes

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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My gf got her eggs frozen last year and now we’re looking into freezing some embryos and if things keep going according to plan, fingers crossed, in a couple years we’ll freeze a whole baby

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Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 29/09/2026

Old house things you might not know about: picture rail moulding

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Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 29/09/2026

This is also how I feel about husbands

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Tweed is such a beautiful fabric to wear this time of year because it produces, in Dolly Parton's phrasing, a coat of many colors. Even a solid-colored brown is not just brown, but bits of red, blue, and yellow to produce something that looks lifted off the Scottish landscape.

There are two photos taped together. The top shows a brown stone building with a brown thatched roof. It's surrounded by green grass, stone walkways, and blue-gray sea. Below is a checked brown tweed that reflects the colors in the landscape above it.

There are two photos taped together. The one at te top shows a rocky hillside with green and straw-colored grass, gray rocks, and a tan sandy beach below. The blue waters are crashing at the shore. Below is a green herringbone tweed that reflects the colors in the landscape above it.

There are two photos taped together. The top shows a field of green and straw colored fields with bits of purple flowers. Below is a a series of checked brown tweed that reflect the colors in the landscape above it.

A swatch book of solid-colored tweeds. The green tweed has visible flecks of red, gold, and blue.

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Beccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

*extremely loud alarm noise* SENSORY OVERLOAD DETECTED, SENSORY OVERLOAD DETECTED, SENSORY OVERLOAD DETECTED...

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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026

Oh my God Taskmaster has hit Hulu. I repeat all seasons of Taskmaster are on Hulu. If you've never watched Taskmaster go start watching it literally right now

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Sometimes you can’t predict the future, and other times you see with blinding clarity that Rahm will bomb in the first debate, say 10 dumb things about reaching across the aisle, poll at one percent, get dunked on relentlessly, drop out, and run for senate as a centrist Republican.

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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026

I will vote to send myself out to sea on a barge before I vote for Rahm Emmanuel. Please be serious.

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Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 29/09/2026

Old house things you might not know about: picture rail moulding

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Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 28/09/2026

I enjoy other people's dogs for like half an hour at a time, max. I don't think I'd ever want one of my own.

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Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 28/09/2026

You've heard of the blessings of the night bunny... here is the curse of the afternoon turkey

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Atlas Misery @piegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Moisturize me

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Bree (half of Kit Rocha) @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 27/09/2026

for fucking REAL. the depth of trauma for those undiagnosed with ADHD is real. not just the way we feel like we're constantly failing (because everyone is telling us we are) but not understanding WHY because we have no context to understand other people aren't struggling with the things we are.

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Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 27/09/2026

John Fetterman looks like you could spend years trying to teach him the choreography to "Puttin' On the Ritz" and he'd never get it.

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Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 27/09/2026

John Fetterman looks like what's left over after you make scrapple

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Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 27/09/2026

John Fetterman looks like you could spend years trying to teach him the choreography to "Puttin' On the Ritz" and he'd never get it.

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Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 27/09/2026

And yet when *I* hide human beings in *my* house...

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Welp let’s just get ahead of things and transfer all these names right onto the National Sex Offenders Registry

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Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 26/09/2026

Just sent this to my cousin in law

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LEE (they/he) @mycomagus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

NEVER met anyone who has done this who didn't have an extraordinarily good reason to do so. I usually wonder why it took them so long to go no-contact. You don't owe anybody access to you. You don't owe anybody a relationship. Trust is earned.

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 26/09/2026

take an iced coffee wherever you want. nothing matters anymore. kill god and lick the face of the cosmic unknown. your destiny runs on dunkin™.

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Dr. Jennessa Hester 🍒 @cherrypoppunk.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

It's important we listen to the man who spent over a billion dollars to make Quibi

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LEE (they/he) @mycomagus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The cemetery my Oma now rests in is home to one of the last remaining octagonal deadhouses, which is pretty cool. They were used to house the dead in the winter months when the ground was frozen.

A 100+ year old octagonal brick structure with a large wooden door sits basking in the midday sunlight

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Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 26/09/2026

Just sent this to my cousin in law

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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sometimes when you’re evil you’re actually good. Sometimes when you’re swimming you’re actually flying. Once I was eating a gyro but I was actually winning the 1928 Olympic medal in figure skating. Oftentimes when a person poops they are in fact actually tailoring a suit.

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Tristan Bouchard @tristanbouchard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The sourdough started two days ago now baked this morning ☀️ I had to wait a bit before slicing which is always difficult! 🍞 I *also* got confirmation to begin officially recording the album with my producer Oct 1-4! I'm looking to lean into the autumn vibes here in New England as inspiration 🎶 🍁

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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I bring my mother's ashes AND an iced coffee to every interview, so chew on that, buddy.

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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future

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Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 26/09/2026

it's time to shit or get off my chest

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Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 25/09/2026

Or you could just put your bins back, Karen. 🙄

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Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 25/09/2026

Do I know anyone with a UV flatbed printer?

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CamCron @camcron.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

the lesbian bar story is both an example of how our media ecosystem facilities right wing culture war outrage AND an example of a real phenomenon where progressive language is twisted to justify anti-social behavior

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Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 24/09/2026

I'm not the step dad, I'm the dad who stepped in an old timey wooden bucket and now the bucket is stuck on my foot and I'm a hootin' and a hollerin' and trying to shake it off

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Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 24/09/2026

So that it fits into the lyric meter of Elton John's "Candle In the Wind" better

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Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 24/09/2026

I'm not the step dad, I'm the dad who stepped in an old timey wooden bucket and now the bucket is stuck on my foot and I'm a hootin' and a hollerin' and trying to shake it off

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Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 24/09/2026

Many people are saying I should do it

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Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 24/09/2026

I have the urge to buy a realistic fake spider and nestle it into the orchid bark in the pot of my fake palm tree

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Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 24/09/2026

Most people don't know the difference between the orchid fork and the lantern fork, so here's a simple mnemonic to avoid embarassment: LANTERN fork = LOBULAR tines (like the teeth of a crab-eater seal) ORCHID fork = OVOID planform (like a grapefruit spoon but with deeper tines)

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Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 23/09/2026

If you see a healthy looking plant in my house, it's probably fake.

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Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 23/09/2026

It’s just mulch over foam!

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Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 23/09/2026

On the 23rd day of the month of September, in an early year of a decade not too long before our own, the human race suddenly encountered a deadly threat to its very existence. And this terrifying enemy surfaced, as such enemies often do, in the seemingly most innocent and unlikely of places.

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