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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this isn't who we used to pretend to be
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Your brain is a nervous cauliflower hiding out in a warm meat cave
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
There’s a nonzero chance you will die from a cancer that could have been curable because people who couldn’t pass 7th grade biology and are scared of things like “mRNA” and “riboflavin” and “walkable cities” decided to make their ignorance everybody else’s problem
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.” It costs a lot less to house people.
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Finland ends homelessness and provides shelter for all in need - scoop.me
In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Why? The country applies the "Housing First" concept agains homelessness.
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
"fully operational mobile McDonald’s unit" is a phrase that makes me feel like maybe i've passed away and all the news i read is all just the final neurons in my brain racing around making haphazard connections in the moments before darkness
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken] CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
I feel optimistic about the future, but only the very distant future
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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 06/03/2025
Bera 202-225-5716 / 916-635-0505 Case 202-225-2726 / 808-650-6688 Costa "-3341 / 559-495-1620 Gillen "-5516 / 516-739-3008 Himes "-5541 / 203-333-6600 Houlahan "-4315 / 610-883-5050 Kaptur "-4146 / 419-259-7500 Moskowitz "-3001 / 754-240-6330 Perez "-3536 / 360-695-6292 Suozzi "-3335 / 516-861-1070
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 04/03/2025
Swim faster, Riley. Maybe you'll get more than 5th place next time.
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
The SNL special audience is like a botoxed Sgt. Pepper album cover.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Took a stab at updating the old meme
Mr Burns versus Homer with Mr Burns being Elon being backed by newspaper staff and Homer being Flavor Flav being backed by the disparate but friendly groups of Bluesky including Swifties Brazilians the Trans community and depressed fans of Star Trek Deep Space Nine
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Steffani Cameron 🇨🇦 @snarkysteff.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
If you're Canadian, here's the Canadian journalist starter pack — over 100 of Canada's newsers:
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Jynx Yosei ✨️2.0 @jynxyosei.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Always remember
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 01/11/2024
tonight in space: halloween moon
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ceej @ceej.online · 31/10/2024
hold on, man. you just told me your name is “skimbleshanks.” give me a few minutes to digest that before you start talking about your job
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brooks @brooksrocco.bsky.social · 20/10/2024
I feel like crimes should be legal if they are very funny
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 26/10/2024
I guess it has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to endorse Harris for president wapo.st/3UqHWRM
The Washington Post is not bothering to endorse a candidate in the 2024 presidential election. (Jeff Bezos, the founder of Blue Origin and the founder and executive chairman of Amazon and Amazon Web Services, also owns The Post.)
We as a newspaper suddenly remembered, less than two weeks before the election, that we had a robust tradition 50 years ago of not telling anyone what to do with their vote for president. It is time we got back to those “roots,” I’m told!
Roots are important, of course. As recently as the 1970s, The Post did not endorse a candidate for president. As recently as centuries ago, there was no Post and the country had a king! Go even further back, and the entire continent of North America was totally uninhabitable, and we were all spineless creatures who lived in the ocean, and certainly there were no Post subscribers.But if I were the paper, I would be a little embarrassed that it has fallen to me, the humor columnist, to make our presidential endorsement. I will spare you the suspense: I am endorsing Kamala Harris for president, because I like elections and want to keep having them.
Let me tell you something. I am having a baby (It’s a boy!), and he is expected on Jan. 6, 2025 (It’s a … Proud Boy?). This is either slightly funny or not at all funny. This whole election, I have been lurching around, increasingly heavily pregnant, nauseated, unwieldy, full of the commingled hopes and terrors that come every time you are on the verge of introducing a new person to the world.
Well, that world will look very different, depending on the outcome of November’s election, and I care which world my kid gets born into. I also live here myself. And I happen to care about the people who are already here, in this world. Come to think of it, I have a lot of reasons for caring how the election goes. I think it should be obvious that this is not an election for sitting out.The case for Donald Trump is “I erroneously think the economy used to be better? I know that he has made many ominous-sounding threats about mass deportations, going after his political enemies, shutting down the speech of those who disagree with him (especially media outlets), and that he wants to make things worse for almost every category of person — people with wombs, immigrants, transgender people, journalists, protesters, people of color — but … maybe he’ll forget.”
“But maybe he’ll forget” is not enough to hang a country on!
Embarrassingly enough, I like this country. But everything good about it has been the product of centuries of people who had no reason to hope for better but chose to believe that better things were possible, clawing their way uphill — protesting, marching, voting, and, yes, doing the work of journalism — to build this fragile thing called democracy. But to be fragile is not the same as to be perishable, as G.K. Chesterton wrote. Simply do not break a glass, and it will last a thousand years. Smash it, and it will not last an instant. Democracy is like that: fragile, but only if you shatter it.Trust is like that, too, as newspapers know.
I’m just a humor columnist. I only know what’s happening because our actual journalists are out there reporting, knowing that their editors have their backs, that there’s no one too powerful to report on, that we would never pull a punch out of fear. That’s what our readers deserve and expect: that we are saying what we really think, reporting what we really see; that if we think Trump should not return to the White House and Harris would make a fine president, we’re going to be able to say so.

That’s why I, the humor columnist, am endorsing Kamala Harris by myself!
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 25/10/2024
It won't be just the LA Times and Washington Post. It will be your employer, your university, your school district, and your local elected officials. They will all cave and engage in anticipatory obedience to fascism because of their cowardice and greed. Your institutions will not save you.
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Bebe Neuwirth (she/her) @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Late to the party, but the (Star Trek themed) vibe I’m bringing
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a woman with glasses is talking to a man with the words i can 't wait to learn behind her
Alt: An alien from STNG removes her glasses as she makes a pass at River.
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Sustainable Farming @sustainablefarming.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
This genius way to restore degraded soil is exceptionally effective. A great new video from Planet Wild:
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A genius way to restore dead soil
YouTube video by Planet Wild
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
I’m just trying to be a good role model for all other idiots who suck real bad
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
The best time to fire Christopher Wray was Jan 20, 2021. The second best time is today
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
A fun quote from James Cameron about the Terminator movie as cops use music from the film to promote their Cybertruck: “Cops think of all non-cops as less than they are, stupid, weak, and evil. They dehumanize the people they are sworn to protect and desensitize themselves in order to do that job.”
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California Cops Show Off Absurd New Cybertruck With Music From Terminator Movies
Because if we learned anything from the Terminator franchise, it's that cops are good.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
October used to be cold. That is entirely your fault grandma meme
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Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 07/10/2024
These variant covers are getting out of control
The cover of New York Magazine listing the resigned/raided/indicted NYC City Hall officials superimposed with Wolverine and Kate Pryde from the cover of Uncanny X-Men #141
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 05/10/2024
It’s easy for me to be undaunted. I don’t know how to daunt, so I won’t be doing it
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 04/10/2024
I fucking hate how this entire country is being held hostage to a small group of mostly idiot white men who are too stupid to learn from literally anything. Most of us are capable of understanding why government and regulations exist. Yet we’re trapped here with powerful vermin like Trump and Musk.
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 30/09/2024
This and the sinead O’connor story. Proof positive you could ALWAYS be a hard ass in America without being a toxic piece of shit.
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Cezary Jan Strusiewicz @ostrichson.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
"Alien" is considered a horror movie because its premise is "What if unwanted pregnancies could happen to men?"
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 26/09/2024
Mayor Eric Adams stole ten million dollars from a city where they shot four random people when one guy skipped $2.90 in train fare.
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 22/09/2024
“Echo chamber” complaints almost always tend to boil down to this.
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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
Please stay, Brazilians. I’ve been enjoying getting Portuguese comments and seeing how much I can figure out from knowing some Italian and a little Spanish.
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Matt McNeil Show @mattmcneilshow.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
WORD! @billcorbett.bsky.social
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LG5 Films @lg5.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
If cursing at advertisers didn't bring them back, this surely will.
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Brazil Blocks X After Musk Ignores Court Orders
The social network will go dark in the nation of 200 million, the result of an escalating fight between Elon Musk and a Brazilian judge over what can be said online.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
a 2024 WarGames remake where JoshuaGPT stubbornly insists it knows the winning strategy for tic tac toe and everyone dies
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derek van vliet @derek.bike · 21/08/2024
“still punk as fuck” i whisper to myself as i chase the approval of strangers on my phone
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Sweasel von Trapp @irritatingly.gay · 18/08/2024
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Rima I Anabtawi @rimaanabtawi.bsky.social · 16/08/2024
BREAKING: British FCDO diplomat Mark Smith resigns from his position with a letter titled "FCDO complicity in War Crimes". He accuses Israel of war crimes & genocidal intent & says there's "no justification for the UK's continued arms sales to Israel"
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Mitchell Epner @mitchellepner.bsky.social · 15/08/2024
The Harris/Walz prediction proved accurate:
Today: Donald Trump To Ramble Incoherently and Spread Dangerous Lies In Public, but at a Different Home.
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Dan Hon @danhon.com · 15/08/2024
the whole purpose of the post-menopausal woman is to prevent the rise of generative AI
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Mark Gongloff @markgongloff.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
If you’re in line to have your wallet inspected, stay in line
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Mitchell Epner @mitchellepner.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
Song for the Day: Battle Cry Of Freedom - Bon Iver youtube.com/watch?v=6Dqj...
youtube.com
- YouTube
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 02/08/2024
This story reminds me of this cool shade solution from Spain, where grandmas gather and crochet canopies for the street. They allow the women to get critical social time and lower the ground temps by as much as 10 degrees.
Crocheted canopies about a cute street
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
If you're a young person, it might be hard to really understand this but the whole world used to smell like cigarettes.
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kilgore trout @kilgoretrout.bsky.social · 24/07/2024
wow they really captured it perfectly
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