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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 5h
This guy HATES when the paper says bad things about him.
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Evil Guess Who? cards
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Crisis averted. Well done everyone!
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just signing every fundraiser sheet placed in the break room by my coworkers and waiting for them to come for the cash like loan sharks. Yes, I would line a box of Krispy Kream where every donut costs $2.50. $25 for a dozen cinnamon buns? Oh, hell yeah. No, I do not have that on me. I got you though
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Chris @jenksc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All that cheating just to get beaten by Tottenham Hotspur every season
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The stakes were higher than any of us knew…
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Cornell University is not ever going to do anything to hold Greek life accountable because they want money from the alumni. It really is that simple. Something happens every couple years and they just rely on the fact most the people paying attention will be gone in 4 years max.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Matt Damon looking very scared on a flip phone in The Departed
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Mohamed @moesquare.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yeah call me when Man City aren't successful in weaseling their way out of this. Until then, I don't really care
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I regret to be the guy that tells you, but you will not be satisfied with the sanctions on Man City. And then when CAS cuts that penalty in half on appeal, oh man. I simply do not understand what more you need to see from the world to understand that the wealthy do not face consequences.
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Only the finest beef jerky
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 22/09/2026
This website is for people who have shit like "political junkie" in their bio who have never read a book written for adults in their entire lives.
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I see you, Kevin
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 15/09/2026
Tottenham are playing so I am tunnelling to the centre of the earth where they cannot hurt me
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you’re putting out statements that include “both sides” in the first paragraph in 2026 man I just don’t know what to tell you.
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cmon. This is him PREPARED for this.
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Mr B @mrbinexile.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
About ten years ago I took drugs from a stranger in Germany and I'm pretty sure I'm still fucked up cause this cant be real life
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
When you’ve talked yourself into a valuation that your cash flow could never justify in a billion years
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The implication here is that you think the other side is not engaged in criminal activity. Great indication of how you plan on conducting yourself should you find yourself in power.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12/09/2026
is “Duel of the Fates” one of the best compositions john williams has ever produced?
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My 8th grade history teacher explained to the class, in detail, how he wished there were Muslims around because he wanted to rip them apart with his bare hands.
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is such a stupid and complicated way to become a podcaster.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Obviously this is a hilarious and obvious lie but it's instructive in that Trump knows he's supposed to care about this thing, and manifestly does not and cannot care about it, and so he has to put himself into the story just to make it something he can talk about. He almost died that day!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a horseshoe crab watches as a variety of prehistoric creatures swim towards an ethereal light. An ammonite calls back to the crab, “come on, horseshoe crab! We’re all evolving!” Panel 2: the horseshoe crab stays in position and replies, “nahh that’s crazy” Panel 3: the horseshoe crab is superimposed in front of a future premonition: a rather miserable-looking human slouched in the glow of a desktop computer. The horshoe crab swims away and says, “good luck tho”
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Jacquelantyrn Rhys 🍂 @fuliginflipflops.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Liz Lemon saying “What a struggle to be born into the new world, huh?” and Jack Donaghy replying “Lemon, it's the time of monsters.”
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Great pic
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My wife is 8.5 months pregnant and has just been saying “I’m fine” increasingly closer to tears and I feel like I’m watching the tide disappear before a tsunami.
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bentancur popping up everywhere
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mo Kudus understanding the need to put the ball on the GD ground
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As always, inspiring stuff from the mighty Tottenham Hotspur.
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Spurs branded burning sage
Mad men pitch meme
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The glee I experienced watching Todd Bohly get taken by some kind of agent-driven Ukrainian psyop has really doubled back on me.
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Like, what kind of fee are you going to pay us to look this silly?
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Signing Mudryk in any capacity is a pretty unserious thing to do.
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Wissa bouncing out of the doctor’s office
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Goooooodness me
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
“Less reliance on VAR” lasted precisely one week.
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Gakpo is a very talented fella and spurs should sign him with haste.
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Bergval should go on loan not Moore I said it.
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Jeez, Mike.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The meme from the Spider-Man film where Willem dafoe says I'm something of a scientist myself.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 23/08/2026
I love Minneapolis
Jake Lang, a Nazi asshole, getting his ass picturesquely whooped in downtown Minneapolis by a person dressed as Spider-Man

I cannot overstate how much this photo looks like a comic book cover

Photo credit Chris Juhn Photography
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
BAD
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Richy looking miserable out there
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TomP @tgpudney.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Andy Robertson has been our best player by quite a troubling distance.
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