Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The Emmys are really leaning into big Television Anniversaries in between the sweaty comedy bits. What if the entire thing is a stealth tribute to The Gong Show debuting in June 1976? 010
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I remember this video vividly but never thought about how MC Hammer rounded up like a dozen sitting congresspeople to dance defiantly on the Capitol steps less than a month after the attacks. What a time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm4D...youtube.comMC Hammer - No Stoppin' Us U S AYouTube video by toninho marçal 001
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Besides Jake Tapper and Jeffrey Toobin, how many CNN talking heads are named after games I used to play at Barcade? Is there a Kevin Arkanoid out there for them to hire? 031
Reposted by Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor)Tad Suiter @retius.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I saw this on Facebook, and I feel like it's a joke made for like ten people. I am, however, one of those people, and I love it. 23692201
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 20/06/2026On one hand there are many signs the economy is very bad right now. On the other hand, America in 2026 can apparently support a second bootleg Gathering of the Juggalos, something the BLP is too cowardly to track. www.hogdaddysfam-ilyreunion.comhogdaddysfam-ilyreunion.comHome | Hogdaddys Fam 020
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 19/06/2026I'm just saying there was a two year window they could have done a collaboration album 0223
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 10/06/2026People like to be cheeky and point out how certain movies are Christmas movies, why doesn't anyone pull this for songs? Why can't your favorite Christmas song be "Juicy" or "December Rain" or "September" or "Reelin' in the Years", that last one implies at least two Christmases, maybe more! 000
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Why is this breaching Chicago containment? 111
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 17/05/2026New entry in the "saddest six word memoir" genre, Park Slope podcaster division 030
Reposted by Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor)Ricki☕🪄 @rickihirsch.bsky.social · 15/05/2026This segment was already perfect but then I thought "Should it be set to Laura Palmer's theme?" 451584719
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 17/04/2026Amazed that it took me this long to discover the Bagel Bites song is based on an old pop song. What other jingles were secretly remakes? Zestully Clean? 1-877-Kars4Kids? Barney rapping about Fruity Pebbles? www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwKi...youtube.com1958 HITS ARCHIVE: Sugartime - McGuire Sisters (a #1 record)YouTube video by The45Prof 121
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 17/04/2026He doesn't look mad, just disappointed that this circus has so many tents and yet hasn't produced a single Robin for him yet. 030
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 03/04/2026Officially “guy in a Mercedes Benz with the top down blasting the Blacula soundtrack in the Staples parking lot“ weather 210
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 08/03/2026This Verizon support chat has taken a real turn 020
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Standing directly behind the guy filling balloons full of nitrous at the art gallery 000
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 27/08/2025I did a podcast! I *think* I helped Gavin finally clear out the Dave Sullivan backlog, and I was reminded of Awfulmania and how little to no evidence of the show survived. 022
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 15/06/2025Apologies for dumping this on people on a Sunday morning, but Warren Ellis's "now that I'm writing Excalibur, Kitty Pryde is gonna FUCK" interview has been a staple of FBB4L lore for years now. I found the original quote and it's worse than we remembered. (Hero Illustrated #25, July 1995) 131
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Someone on here must know, but Steve Geppi doesn't own any portion of the Baltimore Orioles anymore, does he? 000
Reposted by Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor)hermanos. @iamdavidbrothers.com · 09/04/2025this series is really good. the kind of comics that creates lifelong comics fans. my dream comics industry is one full of books like this (black and white, crime, good dialogue). the masses would beg me for superheroes, and I would hand them AMY RACECAR. 44915
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Every once in awhile the Facebook Suggested Posts really hit it out of the ballpark. Thank you, all of my friends who like me never post on Facebook anymore, otherwise I never would have seen this. 020
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Can't believe Bart Sears's old Wizard column got adapted into an Oscar-winning film but god bless 000
Reposted by Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor)〽️ax krieger wants to port YOUR indie game to switch! @maxkriegervg.bsky.social · 12/02/2025absolutely incredible things happening in the heathcliff lore 922537
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Watching my favorite Christmas movie Seven Years in Tibet. Cannot believe people are wasting time with movies that only have one Christmas in them. 110
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 21/11/2024"Incorrectly claimed" is a funny turn of phrase. If I said that Frasier had more episodes than Cheers, that is an incorrect claim. If I said that I co-created Cheers and Frasier, that is more like a total lie?washingtonpost.comTrump’s education pick once incorrectly claimed to have education degreeLinda McMahon incorrectly said in a 2009 state board of education questionnaire that she had a bachelor’s degree in education, according to news reports. 081
Reposted by Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor)Gavin Jasper @gavin4l.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Reunited and it feels so good! 033
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 19/11/2024Truly the trillest olde tymey bar 110
Reposted by Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor)hermanos. @iamdavidbrothers.com · 17/11/202424 years since DJ Screw died. 11/16. youtu.be/4IYgUm28dOg?...youtu.beSpace Age Pimpin’YouTube video by DJ Screw - Topic 094
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 11/10/2024Jeff Smith and Justin Vernon should collaborate on an album/graphic novel combo to create a shared BoneBonIverIverse 011
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 07/10/2024These variant covers are getting out of control 231227306
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 20/02/2024So you're saying there are 3.5 million commercial truck drivers in the United States, and yet truckin' music as a genre somehow died off? 010
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 15/11/2023Oh sure, NOW you believe masks work 090
Reposted by Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor)Michel Fiffe @michelfiffe.bsky.social · 12/10/2023Keith Giffen was one of the first handful of cartoonists I recognized when comics became my obsession. As a kid, I loved his stories. As a teen, I was into his styles. As a professional, his attitude clicked with me. He’s always been an influential presence in one way or another. A profound loss… 48726
Reposted by Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor)Brian Cronin @briancronin.bsky.social · 12/10/2023Keith Giffen meant a lot to me, so his obituary at @CBR naturally is probably way too long, but even being way too long, it wasn't long enough, if you know what I mean. RIP to a comic book icon. www.cbr.com/keith-giffen...cbr.comKeith Giffen, Justice League and Legion of Super-Heroes Icon, Passes Away at 70Keith Giffen, longtime comic book writer and artist, best known for his work on Justice League, Legion of Super-Heroes and Lobo, has died at 70 520567
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 12/10/2023RIP Keith Giffen. I started posting about comics on BBSs as "Ambush Bug" when I was 12. My first attempt at comics blogging was called Contempt of Comics. One of my first (and certainly one of my finest) original art purchases is pictured below. So formative, from JLI to every strange project since. 1151
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 09/10/2023What is up with Ethans who go by initializations loving translating things from German so much? 010
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 26/09/2023Out of all of the early 1990s New Universe, I did not expect BLOODFIRE to get a thirtieth anniversary return. 150
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 23/09/2023Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang : 030
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 17/09/2023Five of the first ten Rolling Stone covers to feature a woman on the cover. It took them 153 issues to make it to ten women, but at least the other five covers named the woman. 100
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 13/09/2023Somehow a press release for a billion dollar publicly traded company in 2023 and not a direct to video fantasy-action film from the late 1990s 011
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 13/09/2023New Workplace Bedevilment Achievement: A lone, very vocal, cricket hiding somewhere in the trash room. You can hear them upstairs! 020
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 30/08/2023JMS's story in Marvel Age #1000 is one of the most embarrassing comics in recent memory. I'm genuinely curious about how it got published and what (if any) notes anyone tried to give on it. 120
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 20/08/2023Belated fifth birthday wishes to this legendary wrestling sign! 110
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 16/08/2023No idea what any of this means except: The existence of Hotep Jesus implies the existence of a Hotep Judas. The existence of Hotep Jesus implies the existence of Hotep Chris Jericho. 031
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 15/08/2023A truly terrifying book cover found in a Maine antique shop 020
Chris Eckert (Not a Sailor) @chriseckert.bsky.social · 30/07/2023"Everyone knows wrestling is fake, but these new wrestlers these days are all dumb theater kids who do too many moves, back in my day they were tough men who could really fight!" - The New York Times, 1949 1266