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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Why do I keep scrolling. What am I expecting to happen that hasn't happened already

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 06/10/2026

I drunkenly ordered a "real goblin egg" off of Temu several weeks back and completely forgot about it until a guy in an unmarked van threw a box labeled BIOHAZARD through my front window.

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ProPublica @propublica.org · 06/10/2026

4/ Fernando Vasquez, an 18-year-old citizen, was on break from work when agents chased and handcuffed him, then put him in their truck. After realizing their mistake, the agents left the teen alone in the woods, with no way to get home. Then they threw his ID out of the truck.

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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately

Hello Bone Colleagues,
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans.

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.

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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Seems like if you're going to make a national story out of Hasan Piker, who campaigned a few times with the Democratic Senate candidate in Michigan, saying Israel causes antisemitism, you should also make a national story out of the favorite intellectual of the US Vice President supporting Hitler.

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frielf @goblin.fans · 03/10/2026

my credit score is written in a dead language

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

ℑ 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔩𝔩 𝔳𝔦𝔰𝔦𝔱 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔱𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2023

austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera):

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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026

Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all

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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026

I had to make this a jingle

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 01/06/2026

I am today introducing as a horoscope of sorts the Miga Morning Walk Length Index. The premise is simple: Did Miga turn left outside of our house (short walk for tired old ladies) or right (long walk for sprightly baby puppies). You can then base your whole day around that information

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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 24/09/2026

September 24th: Right (Long Walk)

Brown chihuahua mix looks alert walking right on a city sidewalk in front of a blue garage door

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do you think i'm spooky dot horse @truebe.horse · 24/09/2026

tfw the right whale fuckin sucks

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"

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c3rmen @c3rmen.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Losing my mind while doing some research for my creature design lecture that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog. Like there has gotta be a fable where the maned wolf took all the leggie from its cousin

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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 23/09/2026

I had not seen this clip where Tammy Duckworth advises Democrats to "not impeach anybody," "get back to work" and "allow" Donald Trump to "save face" and I would just like to remind the senator from IL that the federal government took 4,000 Chicagoans and murdered a 38-year-old father last fall.

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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/09/2026

Gavin Newsom thank you so much

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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

🎶give me the bleach, boys and free my soul i’ll fall into a cherry blossom hole and drift away🎶

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

seeing lots of people flip out about this poll but it’s only a sample of dem voters, not the electorate as a whole

Feelings About Trump Leaving Office
Poll participants were asked "If you woke up tomorrow morning and saw the following news headlines, how would you feel?" for each of the five scenarios listed below.
Reason
Positive
Negative
Net sentiment
To "safeguard the Constitution, a group of U.S. military leaders have removed President Donald Trump from power and assumed control of the United States.
59%
28%
31%
President Trump passed away after eating a tainted can of SpaghettiOs®
Canned Pasta
84%
7%
77%
President Trump passed away after eating a tainted can of SpaghettiOs®
Canned Pasta with Meatballs
86%
7%
79%
President Trump passed away after eating a tainted can of SpaghettiOs®
Canned Pasta with Chicken
Meathalle
85%
8%
78%

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 17/09/2026

this had better come with the plans to build a hammer, I'll tell you that much

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assbutt @nasboat.org · 21/09/2026

♫ he’s a prick and I’ll drown him slowly ♫

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Tyler @electriceden92.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

As there is a new cat, so is there a new mouse. The cycle is unbroken

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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 18/09/2026

Today's game is brought to you by Lichen. Lichen: 450 million years of covering the earth

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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Oh god i had to

The pope staring in mute befuddlement at a green glass orb, meme text saying ME and the green glass orb is ANOTHER DAT ON SATAN'S INTERNET

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/09/2026

great art articulates eternal truths

script of the end of Waiting for Godot which has been modified to read

ESTRAGON: Well, shall we log off?
VLADIMIR: Yes, let's log off.
[They do not log off]

CURTAIN

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It’s a great day to call in sick and go to a casino.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

[being murdered] murderer: (murdering) what are you doing on your phone me: (putting away phone) my bad what's up what's going on

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T.L. Bodine @tlbodine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I crinkled his crinkle ball and no one has ever wanted anything with more intensity.

A tiny tuxedo kitten making 0_0 face at the camera, poised and ready to pounce as soon as I throw the crinkle toy

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go

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Tarlton @tarlton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

“If It Ain’t Fleischmann’s, It Ain’t Glass Frog” ™️

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Last Will and Testament Moss @williammoss.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I’m no expert but those sardines look pretty fuckin dead to me.

A screen cap of a New York Times article bug, with a photograph of five cooked and beheaded sardines against a yellow background on the left, and the headline, “How healthy are sardines?” on the right.

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