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Elias Thorne

@truebe.horse
2.1K followers 445 following 1.2K posts

Former lighthouse keeper, occaisional clock maker, dental floss tycoon. Bluesky’s Tallest User. Arizonan. Not anyone's lawyer. He/him/truebe

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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 1h
This is one of those things where what is good and necessary is exactly the opposite of whatever the Goldwater Institute says www.kjzz.org/fronteras-de...
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Goldwater Institute says Pima County data center moratorium is illegal, facilities aren't a threat
The Goldwater Institute, a conservative and libertarian public policy think tank, says Pima County’s four-month pause on data center development is illegal because it cannot prove data centers are an ...
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 2h
Are any of my followers Levantine archaeologists? Im reading en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arwad and I saw... "The Phoenicians collected rain water in cisterns and shipped fresh water to the island, eventually discovering an undersea freshwater spring nearby." ...and I have questions about that spring.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 16h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 11h
Just put in a delivery order for mop juice
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 12h
I’m not divorced but my living situation of the last six months of only short term rentals while trying to sell my house is the most divorced I’ve ever been
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 14h
Apparently I bought tickets to a king crimson cover band tonight, I have zero patience for such tuesday night shenanigans from me
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Big Wonderful Wyoming @wydot.bsky.social · 16h
Cheyenne East, 9/29/2026, 7:18:22 PM
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 20h
How about that Wyoming huh
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 20h
So it’s going well
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 21h
You’d think a childhood of playing with LEGOs would wholly prepare me for a lifetime of assembling furniture with inscrutable instructions but you would be wrong.
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 21h
I don’t know what’s going on and I refuse to figure it out.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23h
Posture Adjusted To Equally Incorrect Posture
Posture Adjusted To Equally Incorrect Posture
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 23h
I built a little script to sync a Fitbit to Google Sheets roughly 20 years ago that I stopped using maybe 17 years ago and Google has been emailing me about various parts sunsetting or merging for 15 years.
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 28/09/2026
charles manson would clean up with these EA kids my god
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 29/09/2026
It’s below 70° might as well crank the steering wheel heater up.
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 29/09/2026
There should be fewer apps
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harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Thank you. My mind is satisfied. (Point to your head again.)
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 28/09/2026
Sitting under my porch during a rainstorm drinking a fridge cig
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 28/09/2026
My lease specifically says I can’t leave any doors open for long periods during inclement weather and that is an affront to everything it means to be an Arizonan
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 28/09/2026
this is the least surprising news and I am still shocked.
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 28/09/2026
What I feel like we need now more than ever is another round of extremely-mid young-adult post-apocalyptic dystopia media franchises.
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 28/09/2026
Really hoping we can all put this minor food poisoning behind me.
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 28/09/2026
what the fuck is everyone talking about
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 27/09/2026
"we're out here in west texas trying to build a sustainable ranch to grow native seeds and propagate ecological restoration" *immediately puts in a groundwater well*
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 27/09/2026
Diarrhea! At The Grocery Store
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 27/09/2026
Not a huge fan of how much basketball my neighbors play in their backyard but hey at least they’re enjoying the nice nights
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 27/09/2026
Seems kinda prophetic that half of Mars Attacks is about how everyone just kept gambling as the world collapsed around them.
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 27/09/2026
“Just putting on pajamas” remains undefeated
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 27/09/2026
I miss blaseball…
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 27/09/2026
Don’t have anything to watch so I should probably go out, too sleepy to go out so I should probably just watch something.
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 27/09/2026
chewing on a high protein soda
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 26/09/2026
Too much moon
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harry du bois @harrierdubot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At least let me have my cigarettes, Kim. I only smoke them for the bonuses.
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 26/09/2026
Counterpoint: what if we tried the opposite. Sure fetterman was a failure but what if we tried bigger than him. I want a candidate capable of eating the other candidates and blotting out the sun.
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 26/09/2026
It’s a good thing this poster told me the artist, style, and subject otherwise I would’ve been totally lost and absolutely furious in my ignorance
Claude Monet’s impressionist poppy field
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 26/09/2026
Look did I intentionally get a short term rental within walking distance of one of the best bars I’ve found so far here? No, but I ain’t complaining
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we have elizabeth at home @spindlypete.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you shouldn't take an iced coffee to a job interview because you shouldn't be trying to get a job. you should be digging an enormous pit or a complex system of tunnels
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 25/09/2026
Im always saying this
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 25/09/2026
Area Teen Absolutely Wailing on Saxophone
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 25/09/2026
throwing myself out of the overton window
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 25/09/2026
unrelated also now thinking about all the jobs I didnt get early on in my tech career because the hiring managers cared more about doing performative google cargo culting than actually investing in the process
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 25/09/2026
*extremely the aristocrats voice* The Federalist Society!
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 25/09/2026
Well I was gonna bring IPAs to share but clearly this office culture is not what I expected and will not be offering anything.
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 25/09/2026
who the fuck is whoever that is
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why is no one having kids? GAS PRICES. Today it cost me over $100 to fill up my child
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 25/09/2026
really enjoying that now folk in china are making reels visiting chinese buffets there with offerings my american mind cannot comprehend
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 25/09/2026
we should throw this all back into canals IMO
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 25/09/2026
Out on the highway earlier a car rocketed past me with the license plate “LADYDI2” and that just seems extremely ill-advised.
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Elias Thorne @truebe.horse · 25/09/2026
… a whale can fly
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