Reposted by Matthewlawngnomesorceress @lawngnomesorceress.bsky.social · 5hWell well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers. 4746
Reposted by Matthewspooky cannoli @boner.ink · 4hjumping out of the bushes and going boo! and getting shot 53 times by the national guard 1614
Reposted by Matthewwarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 18hIf you tank a lethal injection you should be free to go 281788192
Reposted by MatthewVHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 17hFord-Sponsored Schindler's List Intermission NBC/WKYC 3 1997-02-23 : 74s 14667168
Reposted by MatthewUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 20hIt seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...cnn.comThe tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNNIt’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened. 872173377
Reposted by MatthewBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20hI’ll be on MSNOW for the 10 o’clock hour to share some pivotal news developments about your mom. 68126360
Reposted by Matthew“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 20hThis is who they are trying to win over by attacking Trans people- their dead dad 2317
Reposted by Matthew🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 19hReally proud of my friend Jesse Farrar who asked me to share this when i woke up www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...cnn.comThe tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNNIt’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened. 1943432
Reposted by MatthewMatt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 19hLosing my stomach for posting and being put in the Posters Retirement Home where I can tell a parrot to “shut up bitch” all day. 2371
Reposted by MatthewDutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 20hI will not hear this nonsense. The Costco hot dog blows the doors off the chicken bake. It’s the Pope in Avignon, you heretics. 121815
Reposted by MatthewDutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 18hm.youtube.comMott the Hoople - All The Young DudesYouTube video by Richard Weaver Films 0103
Reposted by MatthewCullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18htheres was an old tweet i cant find that went like "why can't felons vote? what are you afraid they're gonna vote for Murder Man!?" that i think about a lot 2667
Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 01/10/2026If you survive an execution attempt, you should get to go free. This is so fucked up. 030
Reposted by MatthewDutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The Untouchables. 1987. Directed by Brian De Palma. 251
Reposted by MatthewDutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A $9 Orangina from a mini bar sure would fix me 032
Reposted by MatthewEric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026MapQuest has the opportunity to do the funniest thing 202925543
Reposted by Matthewbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026i do kinda miss the lenticular vhs covers. all fighting for eyes on rental store shelf like xmen holograms 71375
Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 30/09/2026My kids yearn for this stuff because they’ve only read about it. 010
Reposted by MatthewAtrios @eschatonblog.com · 30/09/2026I admit any time i see something like this i think "that is what 24-year-olds looked like in 1975" 112156
Reposted by MatthewJazz. @jl3001.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026"You just gotta do the work." - someone who ain't doing the work 0203
Reposted by Matthewrob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 30/09/2026we're doing a review of your dog, and i just have to say, we love the barking. we love that he does it for no reason and at full blast. and when you stop in the street for twenty minutes outside our window and talk to another idiot while the dog goes nuts, we imagine great things happening to you 110314
Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 30/09/2026Databricks is trash. :someone who has used databricks. 000
Reposted by MatthewDutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Looks like he’s been microwaved on high for 30 seconds 3122
Reposted by MatthewArt Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I know we’re not supposed to goof on people’s looks, but if this is what being a billionaire does to you, I’m happy to be a poor slob 931627143
Reposted by MatthewJazz. @jl3001.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026I unfortunately have to hand it to LinkedIn for the "this seems like AI slop" button 1162
Reposted by MatthewMagnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i would never run over michael tracey with my car (i would use a rental) 0311
Reposted by MatthewHappy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I shot Liberty Bibberty then I cooked and ate him 1518616
Reposted by MatthewMagnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026your telling me that this mission is trans? 2171
Reposted by MatthewJazz. @jl3001.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026I saw Zack Fox do standup back in like 2019 and the dude didn't even have a set. He spent the next 40 minutes riffing, saying stuff like this, and it was hilarious. Jak Knight (RIP) joined him and they spent like another 15 minutes going in on the club's bouncer who wore some weird ass cowboy hat 2111
Reposted by MatthewDutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Noid. And I’m glad he was executed on live TV for a thankful nation. 161
Reposted by MatthewDutch Pendergrass @dutchpendergrass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026#NowStreamingm.youtube.comOutkast - Rosa Parks (Official HD Video)YouTube video by OutkastVEVO 041
Reposted by Matthew2tacopequeño @2tacopequeno.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They're going to delete this website by the end of the week. 1019039
Reposted by MatthewSkrrt Vonnegut @skrrtvonnegut.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Who do you think is on the most hall passes across genders? Is it Gillian Anderson? 178612
Reposted by MatthewBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They need to take a fun submarine ride together 201022159
