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Eric Haywood

@erichaywood.bsky.social
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 4h
Me trying to warn everyone on the flight but they wouldn’t listen:
The “That mf ain’t real” lady on an airplane, pointing
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 11h
If you’re a Republican candidate fighting for your electoral life ahead of the midterm elections, President Donald Trump wants you to know he’s here to make your life worse. I love that for them. My column: www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...
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Trump isn't helping Republicans one bit. It's all about him | Opinion
If you’re a GOP candidate fighting for your electoral life ahead of the midterm elections, President Donald Trump is here to make your life worse.
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 12h
"I'll return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY"
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 12h
A police sketch artist released this image of the suspect, please be on the lookout
Babyface Finster pointing a gun at Bugs Bunny
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Dannagal Goldthwaite Young @dannagal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And with that the awards show honoring best television shows will no longer be on… television
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 12h
I am neither a veteran product designer nor an Apple alumnus and even *I* knew those phones would never be built here
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s gonna be this kind of week
Jonathan Majors in a 1920s newsboy hat breaking up a fight
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LFG
My midterms ballot
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"...and you can read all about it in my brand-new book, available at fine booksellers everywhere."
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know Russia gotta be like, "Y'all can't even fix your measles problem, fuck outta here"
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“I hope you take pride in what you’ve built” Here’s what they built:
“Warner Bros. Discovery CEO David Zaslav's Pay More Than Tripled in 2025 to a Staggering $165 Million”“The exec’s total pay package of $165 million for 2025 firmly ensconces him in the top-most echelon of highly compensated entertainment and media executives. In addition, if Paramount Skydance’s megadeal to buy WBD closes, Zaslav is poised to walk away with a payout of more than half a billion dollars.”
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tired: Michael had a gambling problem Wired: LeBron is giving other people a gambling problem
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s confusing that @theatlantic.com described this man as a “a lifelong Democrat who had voted for Trump for the first time in 2024” who when these are some of his very easily findable FB posts:
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rome. @romewithadot.com · 05/10/2026
Lady on TikTok posted that she been on 2 dates recently and ghosted both of em because they were contractors for Palantir. Palantir employees in the comments talkin bout “so we don’t deserve love because of our job?” and the entire comment section flaming them LMAOOOOOOOOOO
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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 05/10/2026
journalists denying that they have any power in society and merely reflect society is exactly how they wield power
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Adam Christopher @adamchristopher.me · 05/10/2026
Mac users on mac OS 27 - we can get our disk space back and remove Apple AI! Somebody has made a tool: www.macrumors.com/2026/10/05/a...
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Mac Users Reclaim Storage With New Apple Intelligence Removal Tool
A new open-source tool is making waves in the Mac community by helping users reclaim valuable storage space taken up by Apple's AI models. Called "RemoveMacAI," the tool disables Apple Intelligence on...
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wanda Maximoff and Vision
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you haven’t heard the new hit song “Losin’ Texas” that’s a *you* problem
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When they won’t even let me in:
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CNN making this sound more mysterious than it is. It was Yersinia pestis, the plague, the researcher died because she inhaled it into her lungs and developed pneumonic plague, there is no danger but to those directly exposed in the lab. Fear-mongering in the time of global terror is a sick choice.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
someone call up will smith we need him to do something
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Did he, though?”
Thor looking skeptically at Bruce Banner. Or David Banner. Whatever, I can’t keep up.
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Fall of Shafiq @shafiqi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Works every time
Jesse Singal
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have no dog in this fight but once you change a movie’s title *and* add new scenes it’s literally no longer a “re-release”
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Whatever Yeah Whatever
ALT: Whatever Yeah Whatever
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here’s another reminder that when JD Vance says “give us a chance. Give us a couple more years,” his and Trump’s promise on the 2024 campaign trail was that they’d make everything better on day 1.
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You ain’t a true Stevie fan unless you immediately knew exactly what song he’s talking about here 🤣
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He said he had concepts of a plan and white voters said “That’s good enough for us”
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JoGo @mywitsend.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eight years ago today the Saudi government murdered WaPo columnist Jamaal Khashoggi. Today they own 49.5% of the biggest media/news company in America.
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“You took EVERYTHING from me!” “I don’t even know hooo you are”
California squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Asked how many times he had voted for Trump, Bos held up three tattooed fingers. But he said he’s done with the president.”
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Angie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Folks have insulted:  My Southern drawl.  My loc’d hair.  My clothes.  My shoes.  My intelligence.  I’ve been called a ghetto Black b!t€h. Now @JDVance says I don’t belong and should leave the very country my ancestors helped build. This is a lot y’all. It is. #AngieForFlorida
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 02/10/2026
She is so loud 😔
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
welp i guess this is what happens when you elect a human wrecking ball
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel like the debate about what parts of AI are good and what parts are bad should wait until we solve the worldwide crisis caused by the fact that almost of all of its evangelists in both tech and govt are morally, intellectually, and ethically unequipped to oversee it, when not downright evil.
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Deleted my quote-post about #thatsong so as not to keep adding to the misinformation
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So the whole thing appears to have been faked Gonna be wild when the real thing ends up being worse lol
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Okay I'm gonna hold my tongue until that song's lyrics are confirmed (and no, I don't consider Genius posts "confirmation"), but still...nothing good can come of that collaboration
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Obviously this person never watched that one Game of Thrones episode where you couldn't see shit
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Natalie realizing she forgot to show him how Zoom works:
Natalie Harp hot-footin' it after her man
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At the end of the day their whiteness was always gonna unite them
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
static.klipy.com
And So It Begins Dr Michael Robinavitch
ALT: And So It Begins Dr Michael Robinavitch
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Paramount investors about to get fleeced:
“Well, did it work for those people?”

“No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but....but it might work for us.”
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This might be why he and Patti were talking divorce when they weren't even married
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The Hollywood Reporter @thr.com · 01/10/2026
Ben Affleck used AI “for lots of things” in his upcoming Netflix thriller Animals, he said Wednesday at Bloomberg‘s 2026 Screentime event. Not that he’s going to tell you which things.
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Ben Affleck Used AI “For Lots of Things” in His New Netflix Movie ‘Animals’
Ben Affleck used AI “for lots of things” in his upcoming Netflix thriller Animals, he said Wednesday at Bloomberg‘s 2026 Screentime event. Not that he’s going to tell you which things.
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"This is your brain on drugs" and it's not even close
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Eric Haywood @erichaywood.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagine being the head of the US Travel Association and your mind being boggled by this
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