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Matthew

@krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com
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Husband of one & father of five , at times I'll Photoshop stuff. He/Him

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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 03/10/2026
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 01/10/2026
The Pope on an airplane holding a baseball bat.
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 03/09/2026
A screenshot of a tombstone from the video game, Oregon Trail, that reads:

Here lies
       ceej

died from eating a 
bad babybell cheese
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 26/08/2026
Layne Staley of Alice In Chains, singing, Would 
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 26/08/2026
Jordan Peterson red faced and cry-yelling.
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 24/08/2026
Instead of Mariah Carey, we’ve got this guy 
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 24/08/2026
What’s your favorite acting role by a singer?
Gavin Rossdale in the film Constantine, playing the half-demon Balthazar.
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 24/08/2026
Template for those that want one
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 23/08/2026
Jim Downey
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 22/08/2026
Image from the music video, Big Enough, with Trump super imposed on it, wearing a cowboy hat looking like a dumbass. A cowboy is waving to him.
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 16/08/2026
this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family

Photo of a white man on a jet ski with his wife and daughter
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 10/08/2026
 [Dentist waiting room]
Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth-
Other patients: teeth, TEETH
Secretary: [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 09/08/2026
Image of Static X holding a CD that reads,
OFFICER DOWN!

It’s captioned with a press release that reads,FORMER NYPD CHIEF
DROWNS IN BACKYARD POOL
ON LONG ISLAND
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 09/08/2026
Image of Static X holding a CD that reads,
OFFICER DOWN!

It’s captioned with a press release that reads,FORMER NYPD CHIEF
DROWNS IN BACKYARD POOL
ON LONG ISLAND
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 09/08/2026
Same with Oregon up until a bit ago. All stations still have a full service option if you want.
Oregon Trail video game image of a covered wagon and oxen. Captioned, YOU HAVE DIED FROM HAVING TO PUMP YOUR OWN GAS.
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 20/07/2026
The Jamiroquai video for Virtual Insanity but the singer is in The Back Rooms.
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 19/07/2026
Haha I made an edit of this with @limitlessjest.bsky.social
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 19/07/2026
Connor Mcgregor's Knee, Lindsey Graham, and Mitch McConnell, floating over a house and waving after dying
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 16/07/2026
iMessage screenshot that reads,
Send me that Ted Cruz dog. 
The response is a dog in a kennel with his face pressed against the grate and he indeed, looks just like Ted Cruz
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 15/07/2026
Goonies never say die!
Haystack Rock at Canon Beach on the Oregon coast.
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 13/07/2026
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 12/07/2026
Mac from It’s Always Sunny, saying, Screw that old bitch. He’s a Nazi.
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 10/07/2026
Look at this dragonfly I saw yesterday!
Photo of a wooden gate with a green dragonfly clinging to the side. The dragonfly has a wingspan of about four inches.
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 09/07/2026
My dog is looksmaxxing
A rednosed pit bull looking extremely attractive
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 06/07/2026
Curiously I’m wearing my Aqua Teen jersey today.
A day one crew jersey with Master Shake from Aqua teen Hunger Force on it
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 05/07/2026
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 04/07/2026
Screenshot from a music video by the band, The Killers. It is captioned jealousy.
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 04/07/2026
Crap I’m late
Opening of the film, Return of the Living Dead which reads, 

JULY 3, 1984
5,30 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 21/05/2026
Ross, from the TV show Friends, saying, Get a load of this correct opinion.
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 04/05/2026
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 26/04/2026
Has Penis Girl really returned?!!!
Stylized graffiti on a wall that reads, penis girl.
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 21/04/2026
Image of Ross from the TV show Friends saying, get a load of this indemnity
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 18/04/2026
Saw an Osprey flying over work yelling at everybody.
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 11/04/2026
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 10/04/2026
Brought Winnie to the pub and she ran behind the bar breaking the law 🤘
A black pit bull mix named Winnie behind the bar at the Yamhill Pub
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 05/04/2026
Absolutely
Layne Staley of Alice In Chains, singing, Would
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 04/04/2026
What are you listening to? Huey Lewis and The News, do you know them?
Samantha from the movie, Garden State, holding some over the ear headphones
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 02/04/2026
The funniest to me is this interaction @dankgdl.bsky.social had and I feel privileged to have seen it organically before it was deleted.
Tweet interaction:
@BryanJFisc:
Nye has absolutely no idea where consciousness came from. We do.
@dankmt:
@BryanJFischer do you freeze your truds and put them back in you're but

@BryanJFisc:

@dankmtl The word you're looking for is not "truds" but "turds," as in "do you freeze your turds."
@dankmtl:

@BryanJFischer thank's. do you do that
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 27/03/2026
Wish this dude would get a job. He’s asking for volunteers aka free labor.
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Portland's balloon-letter artist is planning on making his biggest work ever, this time at a protest
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 23/03/2026
Best canned chicken gif
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 20/03/2026
Image of a stick figure holding a miniature Zendaya saying, Really? Right in front of my Zendaya?!
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 18/03/2026
As is tradition
Corned beef with cabbage and carrots in a pot ready to be cooked.
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 14/03/2026
Brad Pitt on a tank pointing and saying, Check that guys hard drive.
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 10/03/2026
John Hinckley Jr
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 09/03/2026
Karl Havoc from the show I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson.
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 09/03/2026
Had an amazing night in Sea-Town with @krubunta.bsky.social and @merkjones.bsky.social We drank at Shortys and had cans of Nazi Punks Fuck Off beer. The labels double as stickers so you can express yourself.
A can of Pilsner style beer called, Nazi Punks Fuck OffA sticker that reads, Nazi Punks Fuck Off!
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 09/03/2026
Image of a cave man holding a rock asking, Rock, is this true?
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 03/03/2026
Happy birthday Josh?
Kermit the frog laying on a bed with many heart emoji’s surrounding him.
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 02/03/2026
Tweet of an Image of a young person, dressed as Heath Ledger’s Joker. 
It is captioned, you’re so serious. Why? - The Jokey
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Matthew @krubuntu.onlydreamsnow.com · 01/03/2026
Jim Downey Asks to Clarify
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