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Kat

@kittywifclaws.bsky.social
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Hobbit-esque (Bilbo, not Frodo) My posts: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:z3etudejkh…

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Coach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 17/10/2025
Allow yourself to celebrate even the smallest of victories in the face of adversity. Don't snuff out a light because it is not bright enough. Nurture it, and fight to make it grow until the shadows retreat. Even the greatest beacons may be lit with the smallest spark.
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
You’re allowed to ghost people in October. It’s festive
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
She’s got Betty Davis eyes but Ariana Grande eyebrows
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Ew that itchiness from too many peoples eyes. I hope it calms down soon. I don’t ever want to get a much bigger following either. Small is feisty and not trying to make you a product.
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I sincerely needed that faith in humanity, thank you. 💜
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
You should be so proud I think I started stripping QP back around the election. What happened a couple weeks ago?
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I hate myself, I’m gonna watch a Gwyneth Paltrow movie cuz it’s what I deserve.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Her: Do that thing I like. Me: *never contacts her again
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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Them...You're so calm. Me...I'm medicated.
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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
It's gotten to the point where my dog accepts my screaming as normal behavior.
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Aw no way. First time? After this long?
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✨ S U P E R S T A R fish ✨ @quicklycrocodile.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
best thing about being a woman is not having my balls on the outside because honestly, wtf you guys
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Well if you’re going to make one make it interesting like that! I’m honestly surprised there’s real people still doing it.
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Once upon a time there were real people on the internet that would correct your posts grammar for free.
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Hoping your A1c is low, your good cholesterol is high and your doc is chill. And maybe a break from a less jumbled brain for a bit.
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Want to be looking at? The inside of my eyes. Looking at? Sidework layout job
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
It’s keeping me busy but it’s so peaceful! Missed you all too. How are you doing?
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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
"May your bloodline suffer wet socks for one millennium!"
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Sorry I subjected you to a moderately bad post. I’ll do it again.
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Rachelle @rasm69.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Friendship is not like water Do not use only when you're thirsty
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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
God grant me the serenity to accept the things no one else will change
A picture of a toilet paper holder with an empty roll of toilet paper, and a new one nearby on a window sill. Not shown: photographer doing some deep breathing exercises.
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
If I lay here If I just lay here Would you just let me and not fire my ass🎶
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
This is a pro anarchy and nap account.
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Nah that guy is still on twitter. You seem ok, let’s find out
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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
I HAVE to "go" it's never I WANT to "go" but mom always said "we all have to do stuff we don't want to do" so I guess I have to go do.. * gesticulates wildly around*
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
I feel like I shouldn’t reply to this now in case it’s one of those times.
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Normalize calling box breathing what it is: bong hit holding
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Fossilized Tree Resin @jamberee13.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Tits or ass? Bro, the soft light that emanates from her like she’s a moonlit shade. The way her soft voice sounds like leaves turning over before a storm. How moths cling to her fingers like they’re made of lamplight.
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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
If my voice sounds funny it's bc I'm speaking directly out of my ass.
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Sometimes you just have to be lonely in a language that no one else speaks.
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flamby ✨🐝 @flamby666.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
are you telling me this salad is made of words
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Skellyton 🦇 @infinitefinite.blog · 09/05/2025
you call me a cat lady like it's somehow a bad thing
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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Look, you can have big hair OR a big forehead, you can't do both.
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Ugh same everything is too wet where we are and won’t be dry for days.
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Today’s headlines: - Bad decision - Worse decision - No one is really sure why but someone made that decision, then bragged about it - Person worst for the job hired for job - Rain wet Check in tomorrow for more news
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✨ S U P E R S T A R fish ✨ @quicklycrocodile.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
my cat is sleeping on me and i can’t reach my vape* *a tragedy
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Let’s just keep that between you and your ChatGPT therapist prompt
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Huzzah! Positive vibes on the TL, we need more of that!
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I am always in awe of those that can get more than two dogs to walk together on a split leash without it turning into an I love Lucy skit. Mad respect
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
They are both just so calm. The high strung girl just sits in front of the biggest window and naps like nothing happened. She’s supposed to be hiding! But that’s just two. How many doggo friends are you housing at the moment now?
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
What a perfect answer. If we both postpone and get more maybe we can start something, call it the Meh Movement.
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
I’m really glad everything is going well for your weekend and I hope that keeps up and your knee calms down 💜
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
When are you rescheduling your end times (from your bio?) I can never pin down a date for a proper panic
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
That iced knee is key. Gotta keep you together in one working piece with you doing all that! Sounds so productive! We closed and moved but everything is still in the box stage. I did some yard work and internet is finally up so it’s really home. Let the todolist begin!
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Hi nice to meet you!
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Kat @kittywifclaws.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
What is going on this weekend, Coach?
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