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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Truth 💥 👏

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Women, if you've never had a man be inappropriate, dangerous and/or illegal with you, good for you. If you have, raise your hand. I'll go first. 🙋

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I miss y'all too, I'm buried right now!

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Human connection matters. All love.

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Every time I say, "Fecking assholes," my Irish/Scottish mother smiles in heaven, with legions of my Gaelic ancestors agreeing.

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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

everything has gone terribly wrong and I fear everything will not only get more terrible and wronger but will get more more terrible and more terribly wrong at an increasing pace of terribility and wrongitudeness

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Business on Lake Ontario, party on the Gulf of Mexico.

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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I look at what's going on in the world today and think that if Bill Hicks were still alive he would be very angry that we buried him.

Comedian Bill Hicks with a cigarette and a lighter.

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

You've provided a luxury of choice. Bravo!

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Old Man Magee @tedmagee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

a few suggestions from a Texan: Canada South Pendejada North Mexican Alberta Jackoffistan Midamerican States of Dufus South Canadian Texico Canadexico

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Canada and Mexico should create a co-name for the United States because absurdity has no boundaries.

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I haven't been here for a while but Nazis and racists are punchable.

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Lord or universe or whatever, forgive me for I have sinned; I argued with idiots on Facebook.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

you’re hot but in celsius

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Apollo is one year old today 🎉. Here’s my little survivor when I found him at 9 days old and now ❤️

A pic on the left of a 9 day old grey kitten on a light grey blanket barely with his blue eyes open. The pic on the right is him at one year old today laying on a grey carpet. He survived all the odds and makes my heart happy.

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

It's not eye contact if your eyes aren't physically touching each other

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Can someone please explain to my dogs the pavement is too hot to take a long walk, because the accusatory stares are getting to me.

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Mighty Haunter @mightyhunter.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Celebrating Father's Day bu refusing to ask for directions

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

Celebrating Father's Day by leaving the refrigerator door open while I stare inside.

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

I'm in grad school, I don't have time to be funny rn.

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Devi 🦇 @deviwestside.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

I want someone who looks at me like they just found an extra mozzarella stick

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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 15/06/2026

You don't have to answer the door for the Feds. Do not voluntarily talk to the Feds. If they have a warrant signed by an actual judge, then they can do precisely what the warrant says. But DO NOT TALK TO THE FEDS. Do not answer the door. If you're arrested, your only words are "I want a lawyer."

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

We’ve got the Onion Newsvan circling the cursed UFC fight outside the White House.

Onion can: FBI Agents Watch in Silence as Kash Patel Gets Ass Kicked by UFC Fighter

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 08/06/2026

If George Washington were alive today, he'd probably be a vampire and honestly that is the last thing we need right now

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

This day in history. 2008. World Oceans Day supports the protection and sustainable development of the planet's oceans. It is observed by all United Nations member countries except the United States because the countries won't agree with the change of name from Pacific Ocean to Commotion Ocean.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I'm not a suggested follow.

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Which we can quietly enjoy in the safety of our own homes.

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I hate everyone and everything. I should never leave my house again.

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Happy “When is Father’s Day again?” Month

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

welcome to bluesky. threads isn't real. it can't hurt you here

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

CBS meetings now

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The Old Tech Writer @greenmtndocs.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

BREAKING! CBSNews is authorized to report that The Faith Tones will headline Freedom 250.

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Sam Bellamy @sambdesk.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Alvin and Chipmunks agent, Dave, says band never planned to perform at Freedom 250. Simon in rehab, Alvin flattened in tragic Econo Lodge misunderstanding years ago, Theodore busy at hickory nut farm.

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

I want to go to Peru, Mexico and Kokomo. All cities in Indiana. I work in education, it's the best I can do.

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Still can't step on a crack, even though my Mom's been dead ten years.

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Kelly🆘🇺🇸 @kimtopher22.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Lying on the floor because I don't want to disturb my dog on her bed, which is sort of mine too.

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Alistair Barrie @alistairbarrie.com · 29/05/2026

I see Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk are now locked in a fierce battle for the previously uncontested title of who can unite the most people across the world in joy at the explosion of a spaceship.

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