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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You will watch this to the end
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(Rolling up on my giant motorcycle billowing black smoke and as I take off my helmet my head is 45% smaller than everyone thought it would be) Whatsup guys
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normal man @kilgorenowt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We're doing the "dickhead finds out Rage Against The Machine are quite political" thing again, like every few weeks for the last 3 decades
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normal man @kilgorenowt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I regret to inform the chat that I am officially Proud To Be British. For half an hour.
Steve Coogan closing the bureau de change for half an hour
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normal man @kilgorenowt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Fly, specifically when he snaps the dude's arm
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Permit data artistry with your stunning info? 😃 🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀 ✨ Surrender my personals ✨ 🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀 🤮ᵃˢˢᵉʳᵗ ᵐʸ ᶜʳᵘᵈᵉ ᵖʳᵉᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᶜᵉ🤮
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"meet your new ai agent!" no. fuck you. fuck off. eat bee piss and then the bees. fuck you
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normal man @kilgorenowt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well, fuck this shit world and everything in it. The only podcast I can be arsed listening to has ended.
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normal man @kilgorenowt.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
GG Allin's full name was Gal Gadot Allin
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normal man @kilgorenowt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I've been diagnosed with Wide COVID
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Losing it at this
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ezra @ordo-xenos.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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normal man @kilgorenowt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every time I get an email about a change in Terms of Service I scream so hard I pass out
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normal man @kilgorenowt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Journalism in 2016: "I shook a magic 8 ball and asked it if it was sentient and wanted to kill me. The answer has made me fearful of balls, orbs and globes, plus made me fill my britches with dung."
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normal man @kilgorenowt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Following media enquiries, my website FAQs have been updated to dispel some myths: ⚪ divorce settlement - the last laugh ⚪ I'm not crying ⚪ object permanence: I get it now ⚪ puppet betrayal, litigation ⚪ penis wasps - the last laugh ⚪ father took my nose ⚪ pubic ants: a natural symbiosis
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normal man @kilgorenowt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I need to start pissing louder. Let everyone know who's boss.
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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My neighbor told me vultures keep eating his vultures so I asked how many vultures he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new vulture afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter vultures to vultures and then his daughter started crying.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 25/02/2026
why do nerds suddenly appear every time I post here
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normal man @kilgorenowt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Ghouls in toilet
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
still working out this thought but it may have been a mistake to start culturally fetishizing ‘guy who dropped out of college at 19 due to being just too much of a tech genius.’ now every dipshit thinks his garage meth lab will change the world
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springfieldians vs. shelbyvillians: requiem @springfieldians.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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That's Are SCARY Dings™ @itsdings.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Slowly being lowered by a rope in a peter pan costume into what appears to be an active funeral scene
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 12/12/2024
I am lucky enough to have a 4 day work week. My boss doesn't know but that's not important
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
21 years ago Joe had a simple question
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normal man @kilgorenowt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Bad day for the dumbest people you know
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"No one wants to work anymore". No one has ever wanted to work. That's why you have to pay them to do it. It's a business negotiation. You lost to your competitors making better offers. It's supply and demand 101, business genius.
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normal man @kilgorenowt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Typical American liberal dipshit. Kept the racism in but at least he managed not to swear.
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normal man @kilgorenowt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Big Pakled vibes
A Pakled. They are smart.
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Higher Than Onix @higherthanonix.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Season 1 Picard: I am taking the ship into battle, but I will not endanger the lives of civilians and children, begin saucer separation Season 6 Picard: if you are rude to me I am engaging the self-destruct protocol, I am not here to be teased
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🦧 Escape @apeemoji.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I think that's probably the dynamic they would have.
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Open Flame : 1072s
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is the best watch I’ve ever seen
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SpookMind: The Cortex of Fear @itsphetz.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Telling me “You gotta look it up on YouTube” is such a good way to guarantee that I will never look up what you’re taking about and baselessly develop a negative opinion of it
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Tweet from Josh Denny
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I’ll be 43 in a week. I’ve been mostly single for the past 18 months, and I’m just now realizing that my intelligence has ALWAYS been THE biggest issue in my relationships.

Not getting old, or fat; Not having professional failures. 

Look at dating site blurbs. No woman EVER lists high IQ or intelligence in their “wants” section.

Women actually DESPISE men of high intelligence.

It is their single greatest insecurity.Tweet from Josh Denny @joshdenny
Just emailed @chipotletweets. Thanks for ruining our day. Burrito bowl in the bag sideways=ruined $400 jeans.
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Give up. 

Try again
 
CALL LUIGI
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normal man @kilgorenowt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Wonder how many people just shit themselves. Don't use the emergency alert system unless there's a nuke on its way, a tornado in my postcode, or if "IT" finally happens
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normal man @kilgorenowt.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Lol, eat shit suckas
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 23/02/2025
TOWN BULLY (NOTICING REACHER): Who’s this, your boyfriend? REACHER (BLOTTING OUT SUN): No,
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Live And Kicking Titles : 179s
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normal man @kilgorenowt.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Just send in the Jackass lads with an air horn
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normal man @kilgorenowt.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I am funding and training a paramilitary group of Disney adults to destroy this fucking thing along with other key Harry Potter aligned facilities
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
people will be like "well homeschooling worked great for me" and like sure, ok, I don't doubt it, but religious conservatives are raising swarms of children who can't read and don't know what the sun is and I think we may need to return to a seatbelt-mandate-style solution to this issue
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Jokes on them, I’m going to use AI to come up with 8000 businesses for dipshits
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 05/08/2026
Now here's a post
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