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My net worth is £1.56. Mediocre wizard. Legitimate businessman. Official account of Altoids. Longtime beverage drinker. He/Him.

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🦧 Escape @apeemoji.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Difficult to imagine a better distillation of American liberalism than the President getting angry and then changing absolutely nothing, continuing to supply Israel with the weapons they used to kill civilians by the thousands
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
can you take this elsewhere please
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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Black Lodge Cult @blacklodgecult.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Did you ate strong cheese?
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🦧 Escape @apeemoji.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Please, Mr. Wade is my father. Call me Rovy.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 22/09/2026
this whole xbox thing feels like a true emperors no clothes moment. there is so obviously no plan, anything announced yesterday is overruled tomorrow, that even reporting the facts feels laughably insufficient.
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🦧 Escape @apeemoji.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It's Monday
A cropped screenshot of Meowth from the Pokemon cartoon. They look extremely worn out, their eyes heavy with exhaustion.
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/10/2025
WHEN THERE’S TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Oh wow. Yes, very clever! Waterfall treasure! No one’s ever done that before. Lazy jackass WHEN THERE’S NO TREASURE BEHIND THE WATERFALL: Wow. Too stuck-up to put treasure there huh? Too much of a fucking ICONOCLAST for that? Piece of shit. FUCK you
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Guest is a movie about a guy who’s cool. Really no other way to read it.
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🦧 Escape @apeemoji.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
seems bad
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🦧 Escape @apeemoji.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
These people figured out you can just lie about the price of things and now they're all doing it like when you learn a new slang word and say it all the time until your friends tell you to stop
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Jordan @jordevio.soy · 16/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Estelle Bright Says Bwuh?
ALT: Estelle Bright Says Bwuh?
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 16/09/2026
I AM ALWAYS SAYING THIS
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
*uncommonly loud clown nose honking noise*
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Monday mood
A black-and-white cat rests his head on the edge of a shoe cabinet with his mouth slightly open
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🦧 Escape @apeemoji.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
🚨Donald Boat mentioned 🚨
On August 5, 2025, OpenAI’s CEO, Sam Altman, posted on X, “we have a lot of new stuff for you over the next few days! something big-but-small today. and then a big upgrade later this week.” An X user calling himself Donald Boat replied, “Can you send me $1500 so I can buy a gaming computer.”
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 08/09/2026
THEY HIRED THE MAN
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ILLBRAD 🔞 @blasternation.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
CHANGE MY PIK UP SMACK MY BULB ORP
Edited screenshot of red Pikmin but with the Prodigy: The Fat of the Land album logo on it.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You are not the tallest person on bluesky
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🦧 Escape @apeemoji.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Republicans campaigning on the culture war isn't surprising, given that the President and every part of his agenda (tariffs, deportations, the war) are unpopular failures. But why is the *Attorney General* doing it?
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Me putting on a 90s Dance Music Retrospective mix I’ve listened to several hundred times:
A thumbnail from diet YouTuber mark stache that says “I ate this veryday” next to a big bowl of beans in a sauce
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🦧 Escape @apeemoji.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Nice earth. Let me guess, diatomaceous?
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 23/08/2026
I love Minneapolis
Jake Lang, a Nazi asshole, getting his ass picturesquely whooped in downtown Minneapolis by a person dressed as Spider-Man

I cannot overstate how much this photo looks like a comic book cover

Photo credit Chris Juhn Photography
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/08/2026
[A ginger kitten wearing an orange hard hat sitting beside a can of White Monster. Above it: a hand-drawn thought bubble containing the exact same kitten in the same hard hat, now with two cans of White Monster.]
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🦧 Escape @apeemoji.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
They're putting me in the wack ass crystal prison tomorrow
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 17/08/2026
[in full body cast, recently out of coma] Reacher just couldn’t engage with any of my arguments,
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
ABUELITA COMBOS IN KH4
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Foundational text
wolf pupy @wolfpupy
i hit the hay all day mother fucker. 24 hour sleep cycle. if you awake you a fake. its bed time bitch
10:34 AM • 10/20/13
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🦧 Escape @apeemoji.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Bizarre framing. The government was not, at any point, engaged in a good-faith effort to "find evidence that they were part of an Antifa conspiracy". These people went after YOUR union! Where's your sense of rage? Of self respect?
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🦇 Hallow-Ina! 🎃 @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Sephiroth standing behind Cloud Strife, whispering something into his ear, which, according to the subtitles, is a YouTube link (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)
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🦧 Escape @apeemoji.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Setting everything else aside it is funny that the President of the United States offers updates on a pool, as if he is the beleaguered concierge at an aging motel and not the most powerful man in the country.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Bang your mom probably
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Jack who wrote Aether Torrent @jackscarab.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
A famous Reddit reply by one "conorv93" from Ireland:

"Ah lads not again"
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🦧 Escape @apeemoji.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Bizarre to run cope as analysis
“These guys are unbelievably cocky,” said a Democratic operative granted anonymity to speak candidly. The person was frustrated over El-Sayed’s decision to attend a pool party with progressive streamer Hasan Piker on Monday, hours before polls opened.
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🦧 Escape @apeemoji.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I expected to read some "voting for El-Sayed is misogyny" takes this morning but this blows that completely out of the water. For the record, El-Sayed endorsed Kamala the moment Joe Biden officially dropped out.
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🦧 Escape @apeemoji.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
A frame from Star Wars: Episode 1 where an enormous underwater creature (a Sando Aqua Monster) eats a smaller fish.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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🦧 Escape @apeemoji.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Local opinion writer discovers taxes
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🦧 Escape @apeemoji.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sometimes I open Task Manager just to keep the programs on their toes
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 01/08/2026
This is crazy lol. I’m slipping a piece of paper with Chinese written on it under a door and someone inside is responding in Chinese with another slip of paper. Whoever’s in there must be a native level Chinese speaker! Well, guess I’ll stop thinking about it now
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ceej @ceej.online · 31/07/2026
ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity! OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission. ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil
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The New Republic @newrepublic.com · 29/07/2026
A federal judge has thrown out the FBI director’s lawsuit against a blogger who called him a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch.” trib.al/ouHgmYA
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Kash Patel Loses Lawsuit Against Man Who Called Him “Googly-Eyed” Chud
A federal judge has thrown out the FBI director’s lawsuit against a blogger who called him a “googly-eyed Kremlin bitch.”
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
okay sir please blow into this device. keep going. keep going. keep going. okay you can stop. BAC is .38 - go ahead and comment on this youtube music video
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Grimes attempting to recreate Odysseus’ voyage home to Ithaca but getting her boat stuck in St. Paul and having the police fish her out along with a collection of chickens
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🦧 Escape @apeemoji.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
This is simply not true, at least with regards to gay marriage. You are quite literally living in the past.
Republicans, especially, have done an about-face on the issue. In 2022, a majority of them — 55 percent — said same-sex marriages should be valid. That number now stands at 37 percent, back to levels last seen more than 10 years ago. The drop, according to Gallup, has been most stark among Republican men.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 28/07/2026
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