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Ronnie Barker: can I have an iran backed terror plot? Ronnie Corbett: absolutely, here's a van packed with petrol plot. just like you asked.

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Nate O @nateo.bsky.social · 5h

🚨 Breaking news: we fucking WON!!!!!!!!!! 🚨 www.unitetheunion.org/news-events/...

Legal 500 workers win full pay claim after strike action

Wednesday 30 September 2026
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Dozens of publishing staff at Legalease, the publishers of legal industry-bible The Legal 500, have won a dramatic victory in their industrial dispute over pay.

Staff who had been on strike for two and a half weeks accepted an offer that fully met their original pay claim of a £2000 pay increase for every worker. This was despite the company originally claiming it would not pay such an increase.

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 3h

bluesky is primarily a very funny holding ground for tech workers who want to develop The Madness that furthers your career

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Bullwark @bullwark.bsky.social · 4h

Putting half the active user base on a massive block list then casually mentioning that your lead programmer no longer works for the company. That's the bluesky way

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 6h

everyone around me is smiling in my half marathon finisher photos. yet I look like i am birthing an egg knitted from barb wire in front of bridget phillipson.

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 7h

it's great to see how much engagement i get from members of the public! always keen to engage with me in bars, toilets, the street, even the workplace! keep spreading the word! (the word is transphobia)

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Scarlet 🏳️‍⚧️ @scarlets.bsky.social · 8h

>Secretary for Labour for Trans Rights, an internal pressure group, puts out a request for reports of transphobia >gets reports of transphobia from a trans woman >blocks her in under 3 minutes cool cool cool cool cool cool cool so how's that pressure group going

embedded post says:

Nathan Ramsden (@nathanjramsden.bsky.social)
If you have experienced transphobic harassment within the Labour Party or if you know someone who has, please get in touch with us by emailing labourfortransrights@gmail.com

end embedded post.

Courtney's reply says:

hello i am not a Labour party member but i hope you can help me, my community has been experiencing transphobic harassment from a Labour party member, her name is Bridget Phillipson and she is the current Minister for Women and Equalities, i look forward to your response and thank you in advance 🙏

The same post as before, except Courtney has been blocked and the embedded post no longer shows up.

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 7h

a key argument in sophie lewis's 'enemy feminisms' is that it's not "pseudo-feminism". rather that positing an out group of women who are not to be extended the same rights you seek, such as non-property owners, colonial subjects, trans people, is actually *foundational* in feminism.

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 29/09/2026

Doing public service on Bluesky by sharing this teaser for the new Kyle Gordon song which drops tomorrow:

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it's Lazzie B! once again!! 😱 @lazzieb.bsky.social · 8h

Community: the community comes to us and expresses their problems Solidarity: we notice the community approaching us Action: we block members of the community

website of Labour for Trans Rights

'Our principles

Community

Solidarity

Action'

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 8h

the millennial trans woman version of learning the actor who plays tony soprano in the sopranos is 37 in season 1, is learning the actor who plays cuddy in house is 38 in season 1.

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Courtney Love is a Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Fast 2 Furiosa @hexadecibelle.fyi · 8h

that’s weird there must be some kind of glitch, it looks like the Secretary for Labour For Trans Rights keeps blocking the accounts of trans people

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Courtney Love is a Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Fast 2 Furiosa @hexadecibelle.fyi · 8h

hello i am not a Labour party member but i hope you can help me, my community has been experiencing transphobic harassment from a Labour party member, her name is Bridget Phillipson and she is the current Minister for Women and Equalities, i look forward to your response and thank you in advance 🙏

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 10h

ffs, offloading the last dregs of the social democratic state and feeding it to the military is not "progressive". the only UK hospital built recently is a joint MoD project. half of UK schools reported being in partnership with an *arms company*. this is hell, actually.

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 10h

if a zoomer encountered some of the toilets i used in my youth they would die instantly. they would see the anarchist squat toilet, realise it was actually just a hole in the floor above a locked room, say, "this is ... not aesthetic" and go into a deadly psychic shock.

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Metal Gear Solidarity @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 10h

i solved infinite personal music by taking loads of ecstasy in my 20s and now i can dance to the sound of a reversing lorry

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 10h

actually I think removing the link to cost of living, from the last remaining piece of state social security to have that link is ... bad. actually I was hoping not to die in poverty.

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 10h

I too have also solved infinite personalised music simply by listening to some records that sound like they might be good. perhaps my friend recommended them. perhaps I'll speak to them about it afterwards.

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 10h

sir, a second ethel cain gock has hit the timeline

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 22h

after decades of pleading daddy burnham has graciously removing the nation's triple locked pension fiscal cage. thank you for making us all fiscally responsible daddy burnham

A happy pleading key emoji next to a padlock emoji

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i spent all my money on anti-terror police and all i got were the world's most elite anti-swan rustling and anti-petrol siphoning police. fuming.,

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

went to a wargaming convention and ended up chatting to someone i knew years ago. now he's an amateur mma fighter running a local non profit inclusive wargaming space, now i'm a woman, but it was fine. however, spoke a bit too long. ended up having to buy an adult colouring book about his dad dying.

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

beat andy burnham's half marathon time by time by ten minutes and he doesn't even take cross sex hormones. andy burnham must resign.

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

cat making feelings known about house guests by vomiting all over the multi plug adapter

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I'm sorry, but if you bring 30-50 feral hogs - or any damn porcine lout at all - to a job interview, you're disqualified. It's not hard, people.

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SMD @anothersmd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

this is utterly adorable and i think if i saw this show as a kid i would've been bouncing off the walls

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I spent decades developing visual literacy and all I got was this lousy loud buzzing in my skull every time I look at AI artwork

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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Can also personally attest that playing Taylor Swift or any other similarly aggressively litigious major label artist through a minirig works a treat.

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

what's the worst shot anyone has ever taken with you? for me I think it's the guy who came up to me at the garage forecourt to tell me I was the most beautiful man he had ever seen 👍

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

pinkerton more like stinkerton. keep that nerd away from me.

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

yeah, i believe in the great replacement theory. i believe in the theory you'll be greatly replaced in your wife's affections.

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

learning there's 720 games released on steam every week is making me feel like a scribe who played every SNES game in the library of Alexandria, now looking at a looming roman legion. they're playing fortnite AND a sexually explicit jrpg autobattler

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

remember: *recycling bin* out tonight

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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 22/09/2026

Very much enjoying all the mundanely familiar UK scenery details in Silent Hill: Townfall.

One of those things on the street that says H on it. I see them every day and I still have no idea what they are.

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

every time a trans woman gets bottom surgery, an angel gets its wings (angels' wings are stored in the balls)

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SMD @anothersmd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

you asked for it

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

last time I saw my mum it was my birthday. she decided it was a good time to tell me she wasn't going to throw my grandad's ashes in the channel as per his wishes, because of all the migrant crossings. a horrendous woman.

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Love that the AI shaggers in charge of everything have made my borderline unusable NHS laptop completely unusable by having mandatory copilot hog all of its meagre resources.

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

whoever built this part of the hospital was a sicko who wanted people in meeting rooms to hear other people doing a shit.

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Andy Burnham, let us drink alcohol during aeronautical manufacturing again. coward

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

will stancil go stick your dick in your toaster

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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

In what respect do I have AI madness

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"I love data". you're a pervert and you shouldn't be allowed near the big box of numbers

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

just realised divine hammer by the breeders is probably about dick. ffs. always thought it was about a really good hammer.

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

hello new transgenders: you do not have to entertain every dumb thing people say to you. and they will say many dumb things. in fact it is best not to do that.

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onlycans @onlycans.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

post hardcore? I post hardcore on the bluesky website every day of my life.

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