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The Kevin of East York 🇨🇦

@kevyslates.bsky.social
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 09/10/2026
one thing i appreciate about ireland is there are no guard rails. if you want to walk off a cliff into the atlantic that is your own damned business.
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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don’t want to fly too close to the sun, I want to fly directly into it.
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hot singles in your area want to harvest your organs for the black market
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So weird that flammable and inflammable mean the same thing. You’d think inflammable would STOP SCREAMING, JEFF. THEY’RE ON THE WAY
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The Kevin of East York 🇨🇦 @kevyslates.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Age yourself with a childhood crush.
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Going "mr Cronenberg?" To every old white guy i see in toronto until im right
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Trish K @tkaz99.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Now playing ▶️ #MST3K
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EVERY Episode in Order* MST3K Movie Marathon!
YouTube video by MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000
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Spooky Sara (Endless Halloween🔪🩸🪦) @pashion.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Its a Seinfeld The Thing Mashup meme of Jerry Seinfeld, Kramer and The Thing, The John Carpenter movie. Jerry asks Kramer "Kramer , what's going on in here?" Kramer says Nobodt trusts anybody now, Jerry" Kurt Russell is behind Kramer with a lit flare it seems. And in the last panel you see a hideous creature with Newman's head on it.
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The Kevin of East York 🇨🇦 @kevyslates.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How I arrived on Bluesky
static.klipy.com
Respostas Obvias
Alt: A skeleton is falling over
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Autumn Sarah Robertson n.d.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@murrman5

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived ona deserted island for a year] it was crazy

[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?
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Jane, actually @maidofbeans.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The only way to look good getting out of a hammock is to wait until it's dark.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think I'm in love with Kevin 😻 #Caturday
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ladies and gentleman the SPAGHETTI BROTHERS! *crowd goes wild, you don’t see them at first just hear sloppy noodle sounds
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pine Trees at Sunset Tom Thomson 1915
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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I always cry at weddings. And hockey games.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Life is short. Tell someone how much you love me today.
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Frank took us on a real roller coaster here
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Meet me beneath the beer tent. We’ll box the first kangaroo we see
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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This bagel has everything, why can’t I
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
There aren’t many celebrities of this age whose death would be like a punch in the gut, much as l’ve loved them. Dolly Parton feels different. Like some balancing pure Good in this world is being lost. What a heart, what a voice, what a beautiful human. RIP queen. 🩷💜❤️ variety.com/2026/music/n...
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Dolly Parton, Queen of Country Music, Dies at 80
Dolly Parton, considered by many to be the all-time queen of country music, and star of movies such as '9 to 5,' has died at age 80.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 26/08/2024
my daughter told me she and her friends record a personal podcast of their stoned conversations called “highdeas” and when they played back the last episode it was just the sound of a chip bag crinkling for 15 straight minutes
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Arch Oboler’s Dictaphone @drunkorsonwelles.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 22/08/2026
hi i'm frances i used to be funny on bluesky but now i just get mad about trade policy
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Horse and Train Alex Colville 1954
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Steve the Muppet Wrangler @beardog63.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Any dog can be a guide dog if you don't care where you're going.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Animorphs (1/3)
Page 1, 3 panels. Panel 1: group of friends in a public party setting. A guy asks one of the girls, “you’ve really never heard of Animorphs?” The girl laughs, “never!” Panel 2: later, the girl is now alone and unlocking the door to her apartment. Panel 3: as she enters the apartment, she morphs into a wildebeest. She thinks to herself, “no one can know.”
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The Kevin of East York 🇨🇦 @kevyslates.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’m secretly hoping a burglar breaks into my apartment because I've always wanted to bash someone over the head with a lamp
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The Kevin of East York 🇨🇦 @kevyslates.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
If Bluesky dies let’s all just become pen pals
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The Kevin of East York 🇨🇦 @kevyslates.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. I saw Tony Danza as the voice of “Mickey”. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
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The Kevin of East York 🇨🇦 @kevyslates.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
if susan orlean gets drunk here twitter dies for good
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The Kevin of East York 🇨🇦 @kevyslates.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Pac-Man finally brought attention to the important issue of being harassed by ghosts while eating
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The Kevin of East York 🇨🇦 @kevyslates.bsky.social · 11/10/2024
Carbon monoxide is my least favourite monoxide 0 stars
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The Kevin of East York 🇨🇦 @kevyslates.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I bet Mary Poppins kicked some major Nazi ass in WWII with that magic stuff
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The Kevin of East York 🇨🇦 @kevyslates.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Sometimes I like to test my endurance by standing up in the elevator instead of lying on the floor like usual
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The Kevin of East York 🇨🇦 @kevyslates.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I put my pants on like everyone else: one leg at a time, in line at the post office
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The Kevin of East York 🇨🇦 @kevyslates.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I’m not saying that I’m a fat dancer, but I have been referred to as "the bouncy castle"
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If Bluesky dies, with what will I bequeath my children.
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
If Bluesky was really as dead as they say, could I do THIS?? (okay I am going to need this to do big numbers)
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A man asks his partner "do you think it would be OK if I wore the jacket from "Drive?" His partner answers "I think that might be inappropriate for a funeral." The man puts the jacket back in the closet and says "yeah you're right" He pulls out a black version of the jacket and says "better wear the black variant."
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Monsters
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
schindler (seth rogan) what day is it? fuck i gotta make that list itzhak stern (james franco) you got plenty of time schindler: no. i don't. you made me get high all week göth (danny mcbride) i dunno what type of industrial shit you got goin with your enamelwares but i want that list comprende?
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Canadian Paintings @canadianpaintings.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Towels Holly Farrell 2016
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Kat approving of my food choices.
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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
BREAKING: Raptors Send Dick, Picks to Clippers for Kawhi
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 07/06/2026
Primitive UFOs
Primitive UFOs
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