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every e-scooter is a policy failure @jtbfan69.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just make the NyQuil capsules *a little* smaller. All I'm asking. Make 'em that much less powerful if you must but please stop them from getting stuck in my throat.

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Nathan @never-say-die.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bro, the Pope sent the White Sox letter, they’re going to the World Series.

Letter:

To Jerry Reinsdorf
Chairman of the Chicago White Sox
was pleased to receive the kind letter that you sent following the game that took place at Rate Field on August 11, 2026. I am most grateful for this thoughtful gesture.
As I have noted,
"sport can truly become a school of life,
where all can learn that abundance does not come from victory at any cost, but from sharing, from respecting others and from the joy of walking together" (Letter Life in Abundance, 6 February
2026).
In this spirit, it is my hope that the White Sox will
continue to foster
bonds of friendship
and solidarity among
people, and thus bear hopeful witness to the possibility of living and working together in peace.
With
these sentiments, I willingly invoke the Almighty's
abundant blessings upon you and your loved ones.
From the Vatican, 9 September 2026
Pope Leo XIV

The Pope wearing a Chicago White Sox hat

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every e-scooter is a policy failure @jtbfan69.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I owe an apology to the San Diego Padres, I didn't know they had game like this

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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/09/2026

cat wearing a tie:
I sure hope these residents are nice

large factory with smokestacks and a large banner reading

RESIDENT EVIL

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization

Still from the first teenage mutant ninja turtles showing Ralph in his very effective disguise he used to go see critters at the theater

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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 25/09/2026

i want nathan fielder to do undecided voter focus groups

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every e-scooter is a policy failure @jtbfan69.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

every day that i'm not dealing with the Texas heat i feel so blessed to be living in chicago. what do you MEAN it's still in the high 90s in Austin?!?! IT IS ALMOST OCTOBER

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I posted this on IG and it made me lol v hard so now I’m posting it here

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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.

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every e-scooter is a policy failure @jtbfan69.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

"Why are there so many people headed in the same direction as me today?" he thinks to himself as he rides public transit in a city of three million people

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every e-scooter is a policy failure @jtbfan69.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

When you say "girl you look fine", you gotta be real specific about your intonation

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ceej @ceej.online · 18/09/2026

Mulder looking at a drawing of big titty Bigfoot

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music

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every e-scooter is a policy failure @jtbfan69.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

i can't blame hunter biden. if i were even remotely infamous and the semi-talented artist coke addict failson of a former president I would also try to start my own worthless cryptocurrency in the hope that it might save me from cultural irrelavancy

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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion

It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."

Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Our first 9/11 without Dick Cheney. He's looking up at us, though

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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

good morning

comic panel depicting a girl sitting in a plush blue chair, holding a godzilla figurine. she's saying "I'll talk to godzilla. godzilla is my friend. "

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

No one is coming to save you. However, someone is coming to stand in front of what you want to look at in the grocery store

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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 08/09/2026

For a certain kind of white man, there is no fear more primal than the fear that the people they have abused will gain power and treat them the same way.

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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 09/09/2026

check these bad boys out

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every e-scooter is a policy failure @jtbfan69.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The Milwaukee Brewers will always be my favorite north side baseball team

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. you are getting revenge on two guys and will need a grave for each

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

More than anything, Jaws is a metaphor about the dangers of being attacked by a killer shark

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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.

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𝓣 𝓦 𝓙 @chatteringteeth.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

My brief time in tech I had to listen to "founders" spin up a socially progressive/transformative mythos for like, an uber-eats wrapper for cigarette delivery. Disgust is a rest stop on the road to pity.

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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 08/09/2026

All else aside there is nothing I want or need genAI to do for me. I like reading. I like doing research. I like playing around in spreadsheets. I like interviewing people. I like writing. I like doing these things for myself because I take pleasure in the doing and they make me a better thinker.

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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

I am sympathetic to Silicon Valley guys ascribing human-level consciousness to AI because if I had to talk to people from Silicon Valley all day I’d probably have a real low bar for sentience too

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 08/09/2026

Here is the turtle I helped across the bike path yesterday

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Joshua J. Friedman @joshuajfriedman.com · 07/09/2026

I found the best book: a 1963 dictionary of Italian hand gestures

Supplemento al dizionario italiano, by Bruno Munari, a white paperback with a photo of a hand giving the classic Italian finger-purse “Che vuoi” hand gesture

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I ate so much food yesterday it's literally coming out of my ass

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

wake me up when september ends… no seriously, i would like to nap for the whole month, thanks

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Fa-ghoul-tha Christie @joelnb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Jane Krakowski as Jenna Maroney in 30 Rock saying "It's an AI-generated movie about Bitcoin starring Gal Gadot. I play Bit Coin, a beautiful young 'Blocked Chain' with a troubled past."

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every e-scooter is a policy failure @jtbfan69.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

the architecture boat tour on the chicago river remains undefeated, even in less than great weather. what a way to see the city, and a fantastic reminder why i moved here. lucky to live in the greatest city in the world

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

FML (fantastic, my life)

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🦇🎃BLEAKSIGILKEEP🎃🦇 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Had an ex with one of those

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 31/08/2026

"who ready for beddye bye :)"
everyone raise hands
"who wants to stop scrolling"
no one raise hand

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 31/08/2026

this is one of the most beautiful images in the world to me it's been with me through many years of my life and it hasn't stopped being inspiring still

IM OFF TO CLUB BED
FEATURING DJ PILLOW
AND MC BLANKY

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every e-scooter is a policy failure @jtbfan69.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Coyote Vs. Acme is legit and you should see it if you get the chance. The Looney Tunes gang has never gotten me choked up before; it was worth the wait. Meep meep

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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I mentioned the men’s rights movement in passing to my very not-online therapist. Her eyes got enormous and then she said, very carefully, “Do men… not have rights currently?”

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Benjamin McKean @blmckean.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

COME ON

甲
Scores
Today's Top Odds Odds Beginner's Betting Guide Glossary
'We are broken': One family's fight against gambling addiction

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onion person @junlper.beer · 30/08/2026

behavior like this is genuinely disturbing. like this will obviously just be changed back day 1 after trumps regime is over but its just deeply sad, not even demoralizing, just pathetic

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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Everyone talks about getting your brain fried by staying on elon's twitter but you don't post stuff like this without first thoroughly frying your brain by following the dumbest centrist lib humiliation machines on bluesky

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Jen C Mars @jencmars.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Cicada cicada cicada #InverteFest 🐡

Traditional painting of a stylized periodical cicada. The cicada has a black body, red eyes, and orange legs and wings. The background is a painted blue circle, darker at the top and growing lighter, with streaks of wet paint running down to the bottom of the image.

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I think the problem is that there is a internet monoculture now for dumb guys where they all say the same dumb stuff but back in the day you’d have bespoke dumb guy opinions like how your uncle thinks Buddy Holly faked the crash

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