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Stoke City USA/I have eight cats and love to see good cat news/Baltimore

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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you will not be able to guess the historical event in question here
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tremendous. Just like they drew it up.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/09/2026
Interesting to consider what would happen to any other state employee who wiped the blood of someone they manage on their face
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
Still from the first teenage mutant ninja turtles showing Ralph in his very effective disguise he used to go see critters at the theater
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Evelyn Waughluigi @mattressisland.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
John Fetterman looks like someone who says "da boss ain't gonna like dis!" after Batman frees himself from the sawmill conveyor belt he was tied to
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TJ resists! Bluestormcoming! @tjjohnson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Parents. We are replacing our coffee machine. it is 7 years old. adult kid that is not that old. i have sheets older than that parents. maybe your sheets don't get as much action as our coffee machine. adult kid. I need an ambulance
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The best sign in the history of everything.
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Courtney Love Lies Bleeding 🫦 @hexadecibelle.fyi · 23/09/2026
what’s the matter babe, you’ve barely touched the featureless void where your soul used to be, that constantly gnaws at the rest of your existence
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Brandy Zadrozny @brandyzadrozny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bonus for whoever wrote this chyron
Trump speaking at UN — MS NOW chyron reads: Trump touts being a peacemaker while asking if he should annihilate Iran
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Kevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If Droids are People, We Must Maximize Their Numbers: The effective altruist case for fabricating infinite droids
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animal from the international network @animalonline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
will they ever invent a rich person who doesn't look like one of those sickeningly detailed jumpscare paintings that would abruptly get zoomed in on during Ren & Stimpy?
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
my nuclear program isn't "a secret" it just fucking BLOWS lately and i dont wanna talk about it!!!!
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 11/09/2026
i feel seen
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
25 years
cj @futurevictim_ tweet from 1:17 AM • 12 Sep 21

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 11/09/2026
TFW you make a pod saying 'wowzer, oil at $105' and by the time you listen to it a few hours later it's at $109. me + @robarmstrong.bsky.social on oil, the yen, and egonomics. Featuring, of course, The House. www.ft.com/content/d4f7...
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Oil, yen and egonomics
The will of US policymakers vs the cold reality of markets
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
the poster equivalent of the white house being torched
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My man looks like he owns a Hooters-branded Discover Card
Secretaryof Homelandsecurity Markwayne Mullin
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Every day I wake up to a post that’s like “well, who would’ve thought?? Count Chocula, welcome to the resistance. And Trix Rabbit go fuck yourself, bootlicker” and I just have to assimilate that into what I know about what’s out there
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 01/09/2026
Welcome to Bluesky.
Thanks for being patient. A team member is coming to cancel you.
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 02/09/2026
omg someone just sent me this
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Tony Stark @tonystark.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
My latest: “As I travel the country and talk to new folks and old friends, I am getting this deeply unsettling feeling that we have broken the force in a way not seen since the post-Vietnam era.” open.substack.com/pub/breaking...
open.substack.com
How to Break an Army
I have some concerns
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noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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elijah @losing2arug.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Over on TikTok they say the US was secretly on Germany’s side and didn’t enter the war until 1943. So it could be worse
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 20/08/2026
Oh dear oh dear. The best bit of this is that the dollar is still falling, now alongside the rising bond yields. For the uninitiatied, the technical term for this is 'shitshow' www.ft.com/content/0c01...
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US long-term bonds slide as Bessent intervention fails to soothe investors
Yield on 30-year Treasuries rises despite move to ‘at least double’ purchases of securities
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brand0nsm1th.bsky.social @brand0nsm1th.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The End of Oak Street
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17/08/2026
i can’t stop thinking about this section
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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 08/01/2025
Your periodic reminder that if you need to get out of your house FAST, do not bother trying to stuff your cats into carriers, just scoop them up in pillowcases. (You can drop said squirming rage sacks into carriers for added security if you have time.)
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Mika Fae Queen of Night 🏳️‍⚧️ @msmaxwellmusic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
this has real "final video log on derelict space freighter" vibes
Kamala Harris Zoom call with the words Be "Ruthless"
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
the only downside of mass weed legalization is you can't immediately tell when a song was written by a guy in socal anymore
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Laura Lippman @lauralippman.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Good morning, Bluesky. My daughter’s first experience with a (wonderfully) stereotypical Dublin cab driver involved a man named Larry Russell, who turned off his meter and drove us deep into Phoenix Park, quizzing joggers until we found a herd of deer. We saw A LOT of deer.
A deer stares moodily into a camera.
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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Out of 10*: - One in 7th Fleet (GW as mentioned is forwad deployed to C7F for a reason and is otherwise deployable only by exception) - One in a multi-year reactor refuel and in depth overhaul (RCOH) - 3 in some sort of yard availability period - 2 in workups to deploy - 2 in deployment reset
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
DOBBY’S GRAVE (Sam Peckinpah, 1973)
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paranormal mattivity @windows98support.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Quick point of clarification; 1. Those signs haven’t just appeared, they’ve been there for at least a decade, longer probably but I wasn’t living here then. 2. You’re vastly overestimating your own fitness is you think a 15 storey stair climb is no big deal.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It’s Pope Hat Night at the White Sox game
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Godspeed You! BOOsky Emperor @andrewpaul.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
the thought of watching this video made me sterile.
The Ezra Klein Show
Ross Douthat: The Exit Interview

and a screenshot of the two chucklefucks chumming it up
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
NOW that's what I call the National Organization for Women
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Louise, Prof/Dr @louiselocock.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"Using generative AI inherently exposes you to the risk of career-ending accusations of plagiarism."
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josher71.bsky.social @josher71.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Post you from a different era in your life
Very handsome man singing karaoke in NYC
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Alex Wellerstein @wellerstein.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I have seen repeated many times, including in scholarly literature, the idea that a) the Nagasaki attack was ordered strategically because the Japanese government had not responded to Hiroshima, and b) that Truman "ordered" the dropping of a second atomic bomb. Neither of these are true.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
me: i had a dream that johnny appleseed pointed to his wife’s titties & said ‘how you like dem apples’ & then george washington carver pointed to his crotch & said 'how you like deez nuts' my gynecologist: what
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 06/08/2026
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Lore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
When you get two cats, how do they decide which one will have a tiny chirp like a pixie’s doorbell and which one will wail like the ghost of a jilted bride?
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Nettlecake @nettlecake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Brilliant letter from Stuart Thompson to Jeremy Clarkson about his comments that benefit claimants should write weekly thank you letters to tax payers detailing how they spend their benefits each week.
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack. phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 30/07/2026
dubiousculturalartifact on Tumblr: "The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they're frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope. 

I'm sorry but that's thinking way too small, hear me out: 

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope. 

Think about it... who's the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment's notice?

 It ain't Kermit"

anyroads replies: "Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea"
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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Okay sorry but no chatbot sounds like this. It should be like:

It makes total sense that you’re worried about Columbo getting you. But honestly? The fact that you’re worrying about this is genuinely a great sign that you’re going to get away with it. Here are some tips and tricks to help assure the evidence is hidden and the crime is never resolved:

♟️Lying about the evidence
The murderers who get away with it have one thing in common: they don't act suspicious and only lie about small details that aren't easy to verify. Hand Columbo your records and only keep the smoking gun for yourself. He’ll never figure it out. That's the best practice that will genuinely set you apart. By the time his report lands, you'll be totally cleared of wrongdoing.

🧠 Why it works
Columbo is a schlubby loser. You’re a suave, rich businessman. He’s genuinely at least 50 IQ stupider than you are. You have nothing to fear from him.
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