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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 15h
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey ☕️ @bagpuss.org · 08/10/2026
I cannot explain why I just burst out laughing at this shelter dog called Lynette
A screenshot from Dierenbescherming with a 12 year old Romanian dog called Lynette. Lyn has a massive smile on her face.
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Alex Harvey @alexharvv.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh this can just fuck off An AI-'written' complete copy of my own book is now on Amazon; same title, more-or-less the same blurb, and exactly the same impetus. Reviewers of Amazon, I urge you to absolutely dive-bomb this plagiaristic piece of shit: www.amazon.co.uk/FORGOTTEN-VI...
A hollow copy of my book with a shit AI-generated cover
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Grumpenstein’s Monster @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
how i arrived on bluesky
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jeffrey Archer has died - here is the obituary of Monica Coghlan www.heraldscotland.com/news/1216989...
heraldscotland.com
Misogyny killed Monica many years before she died
When poor Monica Coghlan died in a car crash last week, it was a result both pitiful and inevitable. The rightful order had been restored. Justice had been done. Her sad, brief life was over: she had ...
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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I want to hear more about the second of these writing sessions
Jeffrey Archer, former
Conservative politician and novelist, dies aged 86
Publisher says author died peacefully at home
'between writing sessions'
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John O’Shea @politicalhackuk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Controlling a plague is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman”
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Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SHOP ME: Hello, have you got any Quorn? S: Yes, what variety? ME: on the Quob? S: Please leave
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Hourly Father Ted @hourlyfatherted.bagpuss.org · 01/10/2026
I love my brick.
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S03E03 Speed 3 27 March 1998
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve listened to AI music and it’s very good. My favourite songs are I want to hold one of your three hands HLEP! 5-3-4-2-1 I don’t know the way to San Jose bsky.app/profile/down...
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE: This one is doing the rounds again, because everybody wants a glass of jizz at Christmas. We can confirm that it is genuine, and was posted, then rapidly deleted on 20 Sept 2022. Posts pretending to be from other clubs are just bandwagon-jumping fake sparkling spuff.
Twitter: Dundee United FC • @dundeeunitedfc
4 Christmas at Tannadice
Get into the festive spirit with the return of our Christmas party nights across December, priced at just £45pp
/ Glass of Jizz
•I Three-course Christmas dinner
Entertainment
Live DJ
Don't miss out
#UnitedInPursuit.
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Ennui’d @bradleeonbass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When a pirate is about to cum

Fire Medic Unit
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Itsalladeepend @itsalladeepend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My favourite is when there's a diversion and people on the bus look at each other as though they're never going to see their family/friends again because the bus is going a different route.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 25/09/2026
be all over me like knockers in a wind tunnel.
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S01E04 The Apes of Wrath 19 February 2004
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badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼‍♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If this is the accurate image of Our Lord and Saviour, I'm in
A Christian recruiting poster with text saying I CAME to GIVE LIFE - abundant life - Jesus [sic]

And a picture of a dachshund
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Goldfinch liker @ruudboy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It was just down from Jimmy Tarbuck Medical School
Sigm on a building for Ted Rogers School of Management
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I realize that this post is 7 years old, but I need more Thomas the Tank Engine/Biggie Smalls mashups in my life at the moment. youtu.be/h2xMJbGpEzs?...
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Thomas Train Stunts ft Biggie Smalls
YouTube video by Jichael Mackson
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Everybody should have a cleaning arse.
Premature truncation: 6 surprising uses for a window vac

This invaluable tool in your cleaning arse...
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good morning.
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
CHAAPTER ONE It was a bright, sunny Summer's morning and Strudel the cool goat had already kicked a pig's head in and taken two watermelons out of the equation.
Goat reads a book
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Mike Batt @mikebatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A little conversation I had on Twitter 🙂
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Sean Reynard / Quentin Smirhes @seanreynard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ice-cream man panic attack flip flop caught in accelerator pedal in icecream van swerving in reverse down an entry at 60mph music!!
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don’t think I’m hearing this in my head the way they expected me to.
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Postcard From The Past @pastpostcard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He is very nice & let me "have a go" on his organ last night. It is fabulous.
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Taking the cuck and his wife out to the movies later
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Mariaje Pérez @mariajeperez.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026
Therapist: the horny pipes don't exist and cannot make you jealous The horny pipes:
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Old British Telly @oldbritishtelly.co.uk · 16/09/2026
[1976] Mr. Rossi - Intro and outro to the cartoon character created by Italian animator Bruno Bozzetto. “Viva La Felicita” was composed by Italian composer Franco Godi.
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Gary Delaney Comedian @garydelaney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I entered a competition to be the best fluffer for really tall porn stars but I couldn’t even reach the semis.
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Jeremy Allen @jeres.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I've not actually read the article yet but this picture of a two year old Alexei Sayle is still the best thing I've seen all weekend www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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Bloggo's POW! @bloggospow.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The subtitles are stuck on sky news at work
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Medieval geeks getting to the end of the Bayeux tapestry and immediately logging on to their looms to weave their own reaction tapestries.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you're making cheesy chips, for the love of god please layer the chips and cheese. Those substrata chips are not going to cheese themselves.
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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If his house fell into a gaping chasm, it would still be Nicholas Cage’s subtlest work
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 09/09/2026
hahaha holy shit
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 09/09/2026
me when I'm trying to choose a healthy breakfast
A screenshot of Prime Minister's Questions with the subtitle 'Mr Bacon, I don't need advice from you.'
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A classic
Van has "FLOORS. all types of floors" written on it and it looks like an FBI van
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets
Rest in peace to Her Majesty the Queen, Elizabeth II. A great woman who sat on the throne as long as anyone in British history.
Sad she will never get to see #BlackAdam V IN THEATERS OCT 21st
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 06/09/2026
If you want me, I'll be over in my own shop gailmyerscough.co.uk
A photo of Gail with the text ‘Goodbye Etsy. Hello to doing things my own way.’
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REwadent Evil @ewacat.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
WHY DOES THE LLAMA AT THE END LOOK LIKE THEY'RE NODDING IN AGREEMENT
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My friend Maria was walking through Islington today when she came across a funeral being held in the Little Angel Puppet Theatre. The coffin was a rainbow wicker one. Which sounds exactly what Zippy's guvnor would have wanted.
A red Routemaster, its bus rolls customised to read ‘Ronnie Le Drew R.I.P. 1947-2026’.
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Channel 4's Bunch of Five (1992) had some great stuff in it, but this, from Vic and Bob, was my absolute favourite. Featuring the Paul Whitehouse cameo that made Bob actually piss his trousers laughing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e6O...
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The Weekenders (aka The Meat Festival) - Vic Reeves & Bob Mortimer (C4, 1992)
YouTube video by AndyM
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Tommy Siegel @tommysiegel.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
a thread of some of my dumbest bird comics to date
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Grumpenstein’s Monster @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Wurzel Gummidge
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Pip @pipmadeley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tom Baker looking increasingly deranged as Professor Plum on Cluedo
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm sorry Chewbacca ate your espadrills.
Leia talks to sad Luke Skywalker
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