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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 3h

A momentous day here in Bristol as green recycling boxes are replaced with red bags and new food bins are distributed according to how nice you usually are to the binmen

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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 6h

Finished item. (She was mortified that I thought it was done)

Pastel artwork of raccoon looking straight ahead

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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 7h

** "In The Arms Of The Angel" by Sarah McLachlan plays **

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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 16h

Wife was down in Midsomer Norton today and apparently freshly painted roundabouts and zebra crossings are "a thing" again

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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 19h

Just remembered I promised to go out and be sociable with the neighbours this evening

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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

"Frankly, if you didn't want me to kip on your freshly washed t shirts then you wouldn't have left drawer open, sooooo....."

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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

How can this keep getting weirder?

BBC story that says one of the fairford 5 phoned 999 himself

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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Daughter 2 had a nature-theme art project to hand in today. She completely forgot about starting it until 9pm last night. Here's what she's handing in this morning 😳

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Thought experiment. If we woke up tomorrow and everyone could suddenly see the actual reasons for everything being shit....how long before heads would be on pikes?

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**Drunk at 3am** "I know. Let'sh order shome brita filtersshh and fill those wall cracksh!"

Deliveroo screenshot that shows they now do deliveries from Robert Dyas. Some of the items shown include kettles, brita filters and polyfilla

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It's 22C outside but I am feeling cold in the house. Uh oh... 🤧

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So basically I would end up in borstal for that time when I was 10 in school assembly & the class were singing a hymn & at the exact moment of the line "Take my hands and use them as your own" my friend Damien turned around to look at me with his arms shoved inside his jumper.

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End of September. Cloudy outside. We've fucked it, lads!

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I just sent a consultation proposal out by email that I really REALLY need the recipient to agree to! Send me good vibes! 🤞🏻

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Now I'm not saying I deserve a Pride of Britain award for popping the kettle on when asked... But it would be nice to be nominated

He is missing daughter 1. She was always the one that picked him up and gave him cuddles and he pretended to hate it.

Picture of tabby cat sitting on sofa looking directly at camera

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Meepy 👻 @floweroflondon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Been getting much fitter the last 2 months but still not losing much weight. So, dinner is now being served on a single tapas sized plate. Not allowed to have anything more. Let the Mounjaro rawdogging begin

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Reposted by Son of Bengt

Show pitch: Britain’s most embarrassed village. Week one: Piddington vs Fairford

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The farmer sees them but it's actually the exact opposite of this scene?

4 Lions scene where the neighbour doesn't notice the explosives and draws the wrong conclusion

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You've been released on bail... But everyone is now convinced you were dogging

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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Ironically, this makes me want to get off this planet

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Reposted by Son of Bengt

'Have you got a copy of Fly Tipping by RAF Fairford? You do? Oh that's wonderful. My name? Fairford. RAF Fairford.'

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I'm a bit sick of hearing about this farmer. There. I said it!

When the cat comes back in 20 mins after being let outside

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Ok. Everyone out. I am off to bed!

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Attention: "Pick up a damn book once in a while"

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Watching Spinal Tap 2 now and....Rob Reiner 😞

Finished this out of spite. Pretentious donkey wank!

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Ok. For arguments sake let's say I am having a Bluesky Sunday get together at my place! What drink can I get you?

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I didn't make a conscious decision to do this but I've noticed myself hitting 0% when faced with a computer screen asking what amount tip I want to leave. Good service or even a nice little uttered line about possibly leaving a tip? Ok, fine! Silently shove a screen of options in my face? No!

Now I am become Meldrew, destroyer of social settings

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Managed to carefully & patiently change the cups & pads on my noise cancelling headphones without anything experiencing an airbourne adventure towards the wall

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I Call That Growth

ALT: I Call That Growth

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Get on this if you haven't already (on D*sney plus) It's ten years old but genuinely has proper laugh out loud moments.

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