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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some of the new Mr Men are, frankly, disappointing.
A sign on a door reading MR04 — meaning Meeting Room Number Four.
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is VG
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I said this would happen. I did say. www.theguardian.com/film/2026/se...
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Reanimated AI Greta Garbo stars again … in a ball-bearing advert
Relatives of Hollywood legend say her doppelganger could now be used for more glamorous roles
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Suggestion: don’t call it anything including the word ‘Brexit’. Whatever it is — a negotiation, a referendum, a manifesto intention, the debate around any of it — bin that fucking word.
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Oh God, What Now? – the politics podcast @ohgodwhatnow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🙋🏼 We want YOUR questions for this week’s show. 🙋🏽‍♀️ Post ’em here or email to ogwn@podmasters.co.uk by 1pm on Weds 30. 🙋🏻‍♂️ Want to know more? FREE TO READ: www.patreon.com/ohgodwhatnow...
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It’s BUT YOUR EMAILS time. What do you want to know? | Oh God, What Now?
Labour are in Liverpool, hanging the UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT sign over the Government. Is it working? What about the bizarre RAF Fairford episo
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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Oh God, What Now? – the politics podcast @ohgodwhatnow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🚨 NEW: Black-clad thugs terrorise the South Coast and Labour are infuriatingly quiet about it. Why? 🚨 PLUS Reform sell Britain to the Crypto elite 🚨 With @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com @jasonhazeley.bsky.social @nndroid.bsky.social & @petergeoghegan.bsky.social 🚨 Listen linktr.ee/ohgodwhatnow...
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The mandarin duck is very much the testcard of the bird world.
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Roland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
These guys are protesting about 'groups of fighting age men threatening local areas'. You've got to admire the irony.
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Room empties out at the UN as Netanyahu begins his speech.
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fox is occasionally all of us.
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Kevin Eldon's Speakers @kevineldonspeakers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Episode 11 of Kevin Eldon's Speakers has arrived. The talking and the noises contained herein are all new this month. Do stay tuned for the explosions and the barking dogs. You'll like that. podfollow.com/kevin-eldons...
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good morning.
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John J. Hoare @dirtyfeed.org · 20/09/2026
Hands up who wants some fun research into The Young Ones? Brand new on Dirty Feed: the truth about Colin Baker's appearance, or rather non-appearance, on the show. www.dirtyfeed.org/2026/09/evil...
Rick with his hands in the air, from The Young Ones, "Bambi"
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Quite possibly the most stylish thing you’ll see all year.
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A first for me: just seen someone driving a car *with their legs crossed*.
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Every news outlet shames itself by using the word “skeptic.” Skeptic implies someone waiting for evidence, not someone committed to ignoring it. Vaccine denialism does not deserve to be lent the prestige of critical thinking.
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Oh God, What Now? – the politics podcast @ohgodwhatnow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s the most important by-election ever since the last by-election! @mattgreencomedy.com, @jasonhazeley.bsky.social, @hannahfearn.bsky.social & @rmcunliffe.bsky.social discuss who has the most to win or lose... linktr.ee/ohgodwhatnowpod
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I would love to ask a prominent BBC journalist to give me an example of an illegitimate concern. Is seems to me that it has become a question not of fact, logic, or ethics but of volume. If a big enough proportion of a village was anxious about Bigfoot or Chemtrails, BBC would cover it in a way...
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is both brilliant and brilliantly written.
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA. Learned a lot, watching this.
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Was watching People Like Us last night (still brilliant) and who’s this PC @emmakennedy.bsky.social is shooing away? It’s Hugh, from The Armando Iannucci Shows. Hello Hugh!
An old man in a flat cap is moved beyond a cordon by a police officer.
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waltydunlop @waltydunlop.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We've been following these people's lives for so, so long. Feels like one of the most important documentary series ever made, by anyone. Hard to believe it all comes to an end shortly but my god, what an achievement. What an incredible achievement.
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s like what’s happening to the coral reef.
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Oh God, What Now? – the politics podcast @ohgodwhatnow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
⚡ NEW EPISODE ⚡ Burnham wants to change who holds the power in Britain, taking the levers of government out of Whitehall’s hands. Can he make his vision stick? @zoegrunewald.bsky.social, @rostaylor.bsky.social, @jasonhazeley.bsky.social, @philtinline.bsky.social weigh in ➡️ linktr.ee/ohgodwhatnowpod
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The day has started well with the news (to me) that Gucci once made a calculator.
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There’s something thrilling about those moments when the sky behind you is your best friend and the sky in front of you fucking HATES you.
A photo of a white building and a large tree dazzled by sunlight while behind them is a glowering sky, thick with dark clouds.
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Here’s Kati Karikó, whose Nobel Prize winning work on mRNA technology saved THE WORLD, thanking the world’s educators. 🥹
‘It was the work of teachers that allowed this child of two laborers in postwar communist Hungary to understand the world... and then, in her own way, to help change it.

One doesn't grow up in an agricultural community-or, for that matter, become a biologist—without developing a healthy appreciation for seeds. Seeds are potential. They are promise. They are sustenance. Seeds are the difference between a bleak future and a bountiful one. Planting a seed is, in every case, an act of conviction, and of hope.

So thank you to my own teachers. Thank you to educators everywhere. You are planting seeds.’
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What do you mean, what is it? It’s a Le Creuset Star Trek Collection Spock Mug, of COURSE.
A ghastly and uncharacteristic bit of tat by an otherwise storied kitchenware manufacturer. The handle of the mug is in the shape of Mr Spock’s ear and solid throughout, making the mug not only bastard ugly but also difficult to use.
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This seems like a useful policy to support.
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Shut up, you stupid fucking cunt. We should not have to listen to bombast of this skyscraping idiocy. You are a disgrace to any sort of thinking but you’re too fucking stupid to appreciate that. So jam your idiot hype.
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Paul Eric @pauleric70.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I’m truly mind blown how silent the international community is about Lebanon. Everyday the Zionist Entity detonates en entire village in the south. Yet, nobody cares.💔😢🤬
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Farage is never drinking pints when he doesn't know he's being filmed but is always drinking pints when he does...
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
AAAAAAARRRRGGGGHH
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
‘Loose pub talk’ has a hell of a ‘locker room talk’ STINK about it.
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My friend Maria was walking through Islington today when she came across a funeral being held in the Little Angel Puppet Theatre. The coffin was a rainbow wicker one. Which sounds exactly what Zippy's guvnor would have wanted.
A red Routemaster, its bus rolls customised to read ‘Ronnie Le Drew R.I.P. 1947-2026’.
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This is a cracking episode — Beeban Kidron was *so* interesting to talk with. We easily could have recorded several hours.
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I see Connections today is dialling up the NYT’s finest hour: June 2021, when a marine biology story gave rise to The Greatest Headline Of All Time.
Side-by-side screengrabs of today’s Connections game, the first five tiles of which read MOON, EYE, PIZZA PIE, THAT’S and MORAY and the headline, ‘When an Eel Climbs a Ramp to Eat Squid From a Clamp, That’s a Moray’.
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nigel Farage resigns when he shouldn't, but doesn't resign when he should.
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Accidentally (?) brilliant screengrab on The Guardian’s front page.
Under the headline ‘Farage aides step down after undercover report on Reform UK donations’ is a screengrab taken from the Channel 4 news investigation, showing Dan Jukes and Nigel Farage. A superimposed subtitle just reads, ‘Oh’.
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
He died on 24th June and it’s only being announced now?
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Colin Currie Group performing Tehillim by Steve Reich at The Proms: FUCKING THRILLING. A quite brilliant piece that seldom gets performed because it’s SO HARD, here given a spirited and sparkling outing. WHAT a thrill. A kabazillion medals to all. Behold my ‘excited’ photo of the last eight bars.
A crap photo.
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
No one complains more than this cunt lol www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Reform up against 'complainants' society', Nigel Farage tells BBC
The Reform UK leader said a "whole ecosystem" didn't want "new kids on the block succeeding".
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Oh God, What Now? – the politics podcast @ohgodwhatnow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
📚 NEW EPISODE 💼 Unexpected school bully Starmer spikes Burnham’s first day in Parliament. How could he do such a thing? 📘 With @mattgreencomedy.com @hannahfearn.bsky.social @rostaylor.bsky.social & @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com 📓 Listen – linktr.ee/ohgodwhatnow...
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is a briiliant, vital listen.
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A depiction of the Benest’s of Millbrook 1977 advert for their chipsteaks in the style of the Bayeux Tapestry, here represented by what looks vaguely like a piece of meat under the word CHIPSTEAKS and what looks like an important man with a crown, sceptre and orb next to the words TREMENDOUS PROTEIN VALUE.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 01/09/2026
If buying isn't owning then piracy can't be theft. Any reasonable corporation knows that.
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Cameron Loxdale @cloxdale.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Absolutely superb conditions today for saying ‘it doesn’t feel like a Tuesday.’ Say it early, say it often and just have fun with it. It’s a small talk goldmine and you’d be a fool not to get involved.
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Having spent the whole summer in London and the south, I have travelled far north. Can anyone tell me what this is?
A photo of a bright green lawn.
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Jason Hazeley @jasonhazeley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Watching Ben ‘The OC’ McKenzie’s compelling crypto documentary Everyone Is Lying To You For Money yesterday, and double-took at this: a frowning Michael Crick caught in the wild.
A shot from the film showing a tightly packed group of people descending the steps to Piccadilly Circus tube station. McKenzie is in the centre of the frame and just to his right is Michael Crick.
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