Reposted by JortBrandon Miracle @brandon.gvg.io · 05/10/2026Remember when King Neptune AI slopped his hundreds of awful burgers in seconds and SpongeBob painstakingly made one delicious burger by hand 2741761193
Reposted by JortGetlucky12341 @getlucky12341.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They literally allow wanted criminals at Universal Studios 213529934
Reposted by JortDilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽♀️ 162169344737
Reposted by JortMatt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I know most of everyone on here couldn't care less about Electronic Arts products, but now you can care EVEN LESS THAN THAT 812294928
Reposted by JortLee Casebolt @leecasebolt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026"I've got a great campaign written, I just can't get a group together" is the peak D&D experience. 122572813
Reposted by JortAdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo 182134524702
Reposted by JortBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I do not post screenshots from the X app because I am not an importer of filth. All the filth you see here is organic and locally sourced 382335153
Reposted by JortJason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I want to re-emphasize one part of this Xbox story: Half of the 3,200 cuts are happening today and half are happening in the next 12 months. In other words, even people who survived today's layoffs will have to spend the coming year wondering if they're going to be next. 954162932
Reposted by JortChris Kerr @kerrblimey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026This is now the FIFTH major round of layoffs at Xbox since the company spent almost $70B on Activision Blizzard in 2023. Another 3,200 livelihoods on the chopping block. Another deafening sucker punch for everybody at the company. Another stream of tone deaf excuses. Where is the accountability? 10424143
Reposted by JortNightSkye27 🏳️⚧️ @nightskye27.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Sony: We're taking away digital movies you bought. No refunds. We're not making physical PlayStation games anymore. We're killing digital games on PS3 and Vita. ...why should I get a PS6 when it comes out then? If you want an expensive digital only gaming device, get a PC! 872088341
Reposted by Jorttami lam @cuppy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I don’t want this point to be lost in the discourse. Going digital-only means inequity for people who cannot afford internet or constantly purchasing new games. Libraries provide opportunities for people to experience games they otherwise wouldn’t be able to afford, and that will be lost. 3777794003
Reposted by JortKinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Reposting because of the sony news 63217858839
Reposted by JortJason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 01/07/2026A lot of people (accurately) point out that premium video games are cheaper today than they were 30 years ago thanks to inflation, but discussed less often is how much bigger the margins are for game companies now that sales are 80-90% (soon to be 100%) digital. No more retail or packaging costs! 822547365
Reposted by JortJason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 01/07/2026"We're ending physical disc production, but don't worry — we're ALSO shutting down our digital stores!" blog.playstation.com/2026/07/01/a...blog.playstation.comAn update on PlayStation Store for PS3 and PS VitaChanges start this year in select markets, followed by global changes in 2027. 12338761230
Reposted by JortDave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I personally wouldn't announce killing off physical media in the same week that digital purchases have been delisted from accounts without refund but 5814316
Reposted by JortDarryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 28/06/2026This was how he reacted to notes on HIS films... ...when he was producing and defending another creator's work from the studio's editing scissors, he had a completely different tone like this bit about The Elephant Man. Mel Brooks is the best. 51134437
Reposted by JortBrandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Such a profound difference between “Oh, hey, I made some money. Better fire these people and pocket it.” And “Oh, hey, I made some money. Let’s all make more cool stuff together.” 141381314
Reposted by Jortamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 24/06/2026went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face 998472342
Reposted by Jortleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier 228140313949
Reposted by Jortcaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Nancy 6/16/26 … “Fritzi Ritz Interlude” Part 4 7381521604
Reposted by Jortceej @ceej.online · 16/06/2026REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives, 2578361846
Reposted by JortJason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 14/06/2026We have no money. You know this. Why do you keep asking why we’re not doing things we used to do? It’s because we have no money. We. Have. No. Money. We have no money. There is no money left. It’s all gone. None of us have it. No money. Nope. Money gone. We don’t have it. No. 1069422174
Reposted by JortAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one. 363252194861
Reposted by JortMicah @rincewind.run · 09/06/2026“if you died nothing in my life would change”: a twitter exchange about a pizza “face god and walk backwards into hell”: a dril tweet about hollering at zoo animals “you cannot kill me in a way that matters”: a tumblr shitpost about mushrooms 3462581664
Reposted by Jortmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 04/06/2026im sick of romanticizing the 90s. it was a fucking nightmare. kids were drinking capri suns and turning into liquid metal abominations left and right. thousands of children were alex macked 5471931600
Reposted by JortBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Doctor (to patient's family): I'm so sorry...bro is cooked 201381150
Reposted by JortDaniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 13/05/2026Nintendo goes after another fan project. smh 1589212782
Reposted by JortDiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 13/05/2026The first trailer for LAIKA's new film ‘WILDWOOD’ has been released. The film follows a girl who enters a magical forbidden forest to rescue her kidnapped baby brother. In theaters on October 23. 503096978
Reposted by JortBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/04/2026As someone who doesn't want children the only thing that could change my mind is if a weird guy on the internet told me I should 552848310
Reposted by JortSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 01/04/2026In the spirit of April Fools' Day but without sacrificing the Supper Mario Broth veracity policy, here is a fact that seems so outlandish as to be a joke, but is actually true: in 1993, a Sega ad campaign briefly planned to use profanity to slander Mario. 4559741900
Reposted by JortPearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 26/03/2026You’re the Calvary #hope 1230258
Reposted by Jortjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Huge red flag when a guy's always like "one more murder." Yeah dude you said that the last time. You're a serial killer 4545113
Reposted by JortDiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 24/03/2026Vitaliy Naymushin, the character artist who created the design of Jonesy, was laid off by Epic Games today. 852184
![Preliminal design for a 1993 Sega ad, recovered from the archives of the Brio toy company, which handled Sega's marketing in Sweden
[a picture of Sonic asking "WHO THE F*CK IS MARIO?"]
Final design of the ad, which replaced the attack on Mario with the slogan "Happiness can be bought for money"
[a picture of Sonic saying "LYCKA KAN KÖPAS FÖR PENGAR"]
Source: Martin Lindell, martinlindell.com/2019/11/24/sonic-springer-snabbt-in-i-sverige, via @FeoUltima, x.com/feoultima/status/1964670301712908579](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:heeihz7xdhf7dbjx4befobqw/bafkreiguzligvi3i2k24az37yean2fxx4juivkye5a3js3b4a5kowfncxa)
