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Dave Breens

@baldbreens.bsky.social
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Breens is a rapper, One Piece fan, and game journalist. Sorry.

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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 4h
Told the Uber driver we need to kill billionaires
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dominik @rhiwion.bsky.social · 13h
whenever I'm in a public/crowded space and see fellow baldies I immediately have to think of this post
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 16h
Real af. Dedicated haters put the work in.
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 18h
At the gym. I ate a whole pack of chocolate digestives last night and I now I am reckoning with that mistake.
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I had a dream last night that felt like it lasted for years. Woke up at 2am wondering how long I'd been out for. Still overslept this morning.
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Frost! 🐏☀️ VTuber @frostsheepy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The soft boy stache is cancelled. Sorry. Shave it off.
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Alex Donaldson @apzonerunner.com · 01/10/2026
still true I'm afraid
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gym is empty today
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The beauty of being 35 is that everyone to ever inspire me is dead either literally or spiritually. Kill your heroes, kill your masters. Never kill the ego.
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tony Blair I challenge you to one on one combat
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 24/07/2026
This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer"
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
But actually- oh this isn't about the game
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Jim Trinca @jimtrinca.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did yous know that Dave Breens has the voice of an angel
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Banger tho music.youtube.com/watch?v=wMiZ...
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Witcher 3 Remastered is broadly pretty good, it's nice to be able to play on PS5 and then swap to Switch 2 with the same save file. Zero noticeable wait for save upload and download.
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THE NORMAL VICTIM @nightmaremodego.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just cancelled a subscription.
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
False alarm everyone, it's not about me
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lmao
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I watched the second Black Panther movie last night and not only did it suck but it two and a half hours long. Absolutely insane.
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Henry Stockdale @henrystockdale.com · 27/09/2026
And if you think "wait a minute, I don't have any bald friends..."? Oh buddy
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Everyone friend group has one (bald)
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Aidan O'Donnell @thetoiletduck.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Found you
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Louffy da monkey
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thinking about seeing the God Valley movie in like a year like my beloved is returning from the war
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I used to be kinda cool but now I'm just cool for an old man
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you listen to this podcast, I rant for a long ass time. Unless Alex edited it out. Which would also be understandable.
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Malachy @themuttofulster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
youtu.be/XVVFzKHPEgM?...
youtu.be
One Piece Brook's 45 Degrees HD
YouTube video by Cộng Đồng Sức Khỏe
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The reason was obvious, but also means they robbed players of a more memorable experience where the time mechanic actually mattered
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Woke up thinking about Fire Emblem
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 24/09/2026
It's really refreshing seeing shitey normal working class life depicted like this in a game, and a Silent Hill game no less. Pebble-dashed council flats, three-bar fires, Post Office counters, concrete shopping precincts. This must be how posh people felt playing Everybody's Gone to the Rapture.
The inside of a council flat.A brutalist concrete shopping precinct.A block of council flats.A Post Office (well, 'Post Service') counter.
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chubby buff Breens
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah...
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Malachy @themuttofulster.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every "My top 9 games" post I've seen on here has sonic adventure 2 on it.
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Mr. Moo Sky @bricebowl.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Disable gambling ads:
Discord Settings. "Sponsored Content" button is pressedSponsored Content settings. "Manage Sponsored Content" button is pressedManage Sponsored Content settings. "Real Money Gambling" radio switch is "off" (disables gambling content)
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Getting blocked for speaking truth to power
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🎃 Spooky Luffy 🎃 @lordgrey93.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Marsu @marsusu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Finally got around drawing this animation idea based on the video of a very hungry rabbit.
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lurian @lurian.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
monogamy d. luffy, you’ve done well to take down three of my wife’s boyfriends. but tell me, what will you do when your extremely thin premise reaches the second half of this post
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Chris Higgins🔜 @higgins.games · 22/09/2026
New @baldbreens.bsky.social motto?
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Disc Realms Status @status.discrealms.net · 22/09/2026
0 players are playing Disc Realms right now! Join them today at play.discrealms.net on Java and Bedrock, or add "Disc Realms" on Xbox to play on Console! Discord: discord.gg/GNH4gU7cnt
Chart of Disc Realms player count history
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🎃 Out Of Context International Dubs 🎃 @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Show: The Simpsons Language: Japanese
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dracula Flow meme

The Zaza got me talking like Pingu
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Dave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Destiny 2 returning isn't a recession indicator, it's the herald of the end times.
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