Reposted by JortBrandon Miracle @brandon.gvg.io · 05/10/2026Remember when King Neptune AI slopped his hundreds of awful burgers in seconds and SpongeBob painstakingly made one delicious burger by hand 2741781193
Jort @jortolicious.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Y'all I'm so sorry this is all my fault. I wanted to go but I was sick this weekend 😭 (I will go next weekend) 000
Reposted by JortGetlucky12341 @getlucky12341.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They literally allow wanted criminals at Universal Studios 213529934
Reposted by JortDilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I truly, deeply, sincerely do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonalds should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That's kind of the whole point of having a job and I can't believe this is considered a radical position.🤷🏽♀️ 162169364737
Jort @jortolicious.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Loved these games since day one. I didn't understand the overwhelming hate back then, but I am happy to see that they are loved now. I do find it funny that there are now people hating on it again because it is the popular choice. 060
Jort @jortolicious.bsky.social · 02/09/2026They might be counting Detective Pikachu? On wikis online they often count that with the other Pokemon movies. 100
Jort @jortolicious.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Remember when the entire Internet hated you all for like a week because you all didn't think it was the end of the world that they were making a Diablo mobile game? Are there any "controversies" that you all just find silly? Anything you all would have done differently? #CUPodcast 001
Reposted by JortMatt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I know most of everyone on here couldn't care less about Electronic Arts products, but now you can care EVEN LESS THAN THAT 812294928
Reposted by JortLee Casebolt @leecasebolt.bsky.social · 26/07/2026"I've got a great campaign written, I just can't get a group together" is the peak D&D experience. 122571812
Reposted by JortAdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo 182134514701
Reposted by JortBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I do not post screenshots from the X app because I am not an importer of filth. All the filth you see here is organic and locally sourced 382335153
Reposted by JortJason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I want to re-emphasize one part of this Xbox story: Half of the 3,200 cuts are happening today and half are happening in the next 12 months. In other words, even people who survived today's layoffs will have to spend the coming year wondering if they're going to be next. 954161932
Reposted by JortChris Kerr @kerrblimey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026This is now the FIFTH major round of layoffs at Xbox since the company spent almost $70B on Activision Blizzard in 2023. Another 3,200 livelihoods on the chopping block. Another deafening sucker punch for everybody at the company. Another stream of tone deaf excuses. Where is the accountability? 10424143
Reposted by JortNightSkye27 🏳️⚧️ @nightskye27.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Sony: We're taking away digital movies you bought. No refunds. We're not making physical PlayStation games anymore. We're killing digital games on PS3 and Vita. ...why should I get a PS6 when it comes out then? If you want an expensive digital only gaming device, get a PC! 872088341
Reposted by Jorttami lam @cuppy.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I don’t want this point to be lost in the discourse. Going digital-only means inequity for people who cannot afford internet or constantly purchasing new games. Libraries provide opportunities for people to experience games they otherwise wouldn’t be able to afford, and that will be lost. 3777794003
Reposted by JortKinoFabino 🇵🇸 @kinofabino.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Reposting because of the sony news 63217908839
Reposted by JortJason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 01/07/2026A lot of people (accurately) point out that premium video games are cheaper today than they were 30 years ago thanks to inflation, but discussed less often is how much bigger the margins are for game companies now that sales are 80-90% (soon to be 100%) digital. No more retail or packaging costs! 822547365
Reposted by JortJason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 01/07/2026"We're ending physical disc production, but don't worry — we're ALSO shutting down our digital stores!" blog.playstation.com/2026/07/01/a...blog.playstation.comAn update on PlayStation Store for PS3 and PS VitaChanges start this year in select markets, followed by global changes in 2027. 12338761230
Reposted by JortDave Breens @baldbreens.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I personally wouldn't announce killing off physical media in the same week that digital purchases have been delisted from accounts without refund but 5814316
Reposted by JortDarryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 28/06/2026This was how he reacted to notes on HIS films... ...when he was producing and defending another creator's work from the studio's editing scissors, he had a completely different tone like this bit about The Elephant Man. Mel Brooks is the best. 51134437
Reposted by JortBrandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Such a profound difference between “Oh, hey, I made some money. Better fire these people and pocket it.” And “Oh, hey, I made some money. Let’s all make more cool stuff together.” 141381314
Reposted by Jortamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 24/06/2026went down to the centrist convention. they’re all shaking and crying, I heard one guy say “I’m starting to think a better world IS possible.” the lady next to him slapped him in the face 998472342
Reposted by Jortleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/06/2026this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to show up in full combat gear on a hot summer day to the pool he filled with algae because he gave a paint job to one of his cigar puffing cronies. you are ordered to stop tourists from touching the green water. good luck soldier 228140313949
Reposted by Jortcaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Nancy 6/16/26 … “Fritzi Ritz Interlude” Part 4 7381521604
Reposted by Jortceej @ceej.online · 16/06/2026REPUBLICAN SENATOR: Democrats want you to believe that sending FIVE MILLION DOLLARS of YOUR tax money to MEXICO to “manage” the “Dick Exploding Spider” population is “normal” SAME SENATOR SIX MONTHS LATER: (walking like a saddle-sore cowboy) This is the greatest public health crisis of our lives, 2578361846
Jort @jortolicious.bsky.social · 16/06/2026If it is labeled as kids content I believe they have to have the comments turned off. 9580
Jort @jortolicious.bsky.social · 15/06/2026This is the Fox News Fox. Disney only bought certain parts of Fox. 100
Reposted by JortJason's Mom Has Got It Going On 🎃 @sailorsoapbox.com · 14/06/2026We have no money. You know this. Why do you keep asking why we’re not doing things we used to do? It’s because we have no money. We. Have. No. Money. We have no money. There is no money left. It’s all gone. None of us have it. No money. Nope. Money gone. We don’t have it. No. 1069422174
Reposted by JortAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one. 363252194861
Reposted by JortMicah @rincewind.run · 09/06/2026“if you died nothing in my life would change”: a twitter exchange about a pizza “face god and walk backwards into hell”: a dril tweet about hollering at zoo animals “you cannot kill me in a way that matters”: a tumblr shitpost about mushrooms 3462571664
Reposted by Jortmerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 04/06/2026im sick of romanticizing the 90s. it was a fucking nightmare. kids were drinking capri suns and turning into liquid metal abominations left and right. thousands of children were alex macked 5471931600
Reposted by JortBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Doctor (to patient's family): I'm so sorry...bro is cooked 201381150
Reposted by JortDaniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 13/05/2026Nintendo goes after another fan project. smh 1589212782
Reposted by JortDiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 13/05/2026The first trailer for LAIKA's new film ‘WILDWOOD’ has been released. The film follows a girl who enters a magical forbidden forest to rescue her kidnapped baby brother. In theaters on October 23. 503096978
Jort @jortolicious.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I heard that some websites will suspend your account for suspicious activity if you enter to much at once. I don't know if it is the amount of money or the amount of gift cards though that flags this. 000
