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Brandon Jones

@trailerjones.bsky.social
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Writer. Substack: The Friends Guide to Horrible Things. My kid's book (Read it Again!) and debut novel (Whirly World) are on sale now. Co-Founder: EasyAllies, GameTrailers. He/him.

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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We made it! Happy October!
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Josh Spiegel @mousterpiece.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fun fact: The Muppet Show (2026) won as many Emmys this weekend as the original Muppet Show won in its entire five-season run. Really emphasizes how massively stupid Disney is being by not renewing it yet.
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Let’s absolutely never do this again then.
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
So much can be said about Tim Curry’s genius, but what amazed me was how resilient and present he was in his final years, despite his many physical challenges. He still made appearances, did interviews, cracked jokes, told stories, and graced us with his wit and wisdom. A truly brilliant gem.
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Yo. I changed video game hype FOREVER. kotaku.com/gametrailers...
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How GameTrailers Changed Video Game Hype Forever
Geoff Grotz and Brandon Jones wanted to replicate the ritual they had with Apple's movie trailer portal, plundering TV commercials and demo discs until they caught the attention of MTV
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I reviewed a book on my Substack and the author commented on my most recent livestream. So that's a good feeling to start my Friday. Check out There's No Good Card for This if you need help helping a friend. horriblethings.substack.com/p/book-revie...
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Book Review - There Is No Good Card for This
Whiskey for the wounded.
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John “Danielle” Phipps @magitekdad.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
We’re live with @trailerjones.bsky.social talking about all sorts of video games stuff! www.twitch.tv/maximumhearts
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Maximum Hearts @maximumhearts.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Cool guest alert! @trailerjones.bsky.social joins us tonight at 9pm EST to discuss the Xbox debacle, physical media and games preservation! www.twitch.tv/maximumhearts
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I made sure my most recent free post on Substack (for The Friend's Guide to Horrible Things) had copious poop references for maximum relatability. horriblethings.substack.com/p/making-fer...
A yellow and orange blooming poppy.
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Such a profound difference between “Oh, hey, I made some money. Better fire these people and pocket it.” And “Oh, hey, I made some money. Let’s all make more cool stuff together.”
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
So what’s the plan here? Less games, I’m guessing? Right? No more bad ass trailers for bad ass games? That’s the winning strategy? People will work for us out of necessity, not joy? That’s the vibe? These people can’t do ANYTHING else for you monsters?
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I don't normally post here about my son's medical news, but we had such a huge win this month I thought you might appreciate an update on the kind of stuff we deal with trying to keep him healthy. (Trigger warning: tubes, blood, etc.) horriblethings.substack.com/p/good-ridda...
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
The uproar over having a female lead in a God of War game is so embarrassingly, exhaustingly predictable. No one at SMS is listening to your rage and thinking “Uh oh, what have we done?!” You’re just doing laps in the kiddie pool at this point, guys. Move on.
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Went to my first LAFC game yesterday and very much enjoyed it. We won (after a string of surprising losses)! They scored with 5 minutes left in the second half. Some pleasantly high stakes.
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
This is at a playground Milo and I visit a lot, and it always makes me think of PT. 👻
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
The big difference between Pokopia and Animal Crossing is when I play AC I walk around in a calm, zen state, and when I play Pokopia I’m constantly stressed (in a good way) seeing all the projects I need to start or finish. When will it end!? 😆
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
If you like some comedy sprinkled on your horror sundae, don’t skip Widow’s Bay on Apple+. It walks a wobbly tightrope of jokes and scares and makes it look easy. Not parody, but not too serious. A rare feat. 4 out of 10 episodes out so far. I’m LOVING it.
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Isla Nanette Hinck @islahinck.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Hey! @subvert.fm is now live, it's like bandcamp but owned by the artists! I have my newest song Mythomane up on there early before it goes out on everything the 29th! Check it out! www.subvert.fm/isla-nanette
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I’m trying to judge this like it’s a trailer for a new game in the series, versus something that needs to remind me of stories I’ve already been told. And as such, yeah, I’d play the hell out of this.
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
OMG WHAT
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Never had one lesson.
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Let’s goooooooooooooo.
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I recently revisited the 90s TMNT movies (with Milo). They still absolutely rock, but one thing that stood out was how underutilized Leonardo is. I feel the 3 others get more of a unique voice, but Leo’s just kinda “there.” Especially in the sequel. Ralph is almost the main character.
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I hear this game is good. Twitch.tv/EasyAllies
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I was holding off on getting a Switch 2 but the EZA community would have none of it. During our anniversary fundraiser they got me one. Tomorrow at 2 PM PT I’m unboxing it, then streaming Pokopia for 4 hours. Join me!
A Switch 2 box with a copy of Pokopia, and several Pokémon figures surrounding it.
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Graham A. Yeates @grahamyeates.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
I'm not claiming to be a hero, but with every Cadbury MiniEgg I eat, that's a dog not getting chocolate poisoning. I've saved so many dogs.
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Jall | PLAY UNUSUAL TALES ✨ @jall.live · 03/04/2026
got myself a new game 🙏
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
If you think the movie Backrooms looks awesome (because it does), and want more of that “where the hell does this endless hallway go” sci-fi horror, have I got a book for you!
The cover of the book House of Leaves by Mark Z Danielewski.
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
👀
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I love how Sam’s body language in this photo is saying “Exit, stage left!” like Snagglepuss.
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Andrew Hielscher @divector.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Lots of pictures of the Disneyland cats at this Instagram. www.instagram.com/disneylandca...
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Cats of Disneyland (@disneylandcats) • Instagram
142,514 Followers - 503 Posts - "Lovely place for a vineyard nap. @disneylandcats @fishyduckymoose"
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
There is an army of feral cats that Disney kind of employs to control the rodent population in Disneyland, and there are around two hundred of them, and HOW HAVE THEY NOT MADE AN ANIMATED MOVIE ABOUT THIS?!
A photograph of a brown cat, with black markings on its face, sitting in front of a bush on the edge of a brick sidewalk.
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
We’ve told all the casting agents that the Weird Al biopic sequel is currently on hold, but they just keep sending in headshots.
Just-released photo of Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson from the live-action Moana
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I don’t … I mean … It’s not … do I even have to … shouldn’t they have … didn’t the original already … what if they … never mind.
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
10 years ago I was praying my garage could handle numerous lights, cameras, computers, and consoles, about to flip the switch on the @easyallies.com Patreon and first livestream. Love, respect, and thanks to the team and community that have kept it alive after all this time. Happy anniversary!
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I was searching for the opposite of a "social butterfly" and I came up with "misanthropic chrysalis." Is that a thing?
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit.
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
It’s interesting seeing people criticize the Lanterns teaser for choices I think make it satisfying. Namely the lack of green lights shooting everywhere. IMO it’s important to show the story can hold its own without all that, and save those kick ass moments for the main event. I’m hyped!
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I have never gone from 60 to 0 with a franchise faster than GoT after that disastrous final season. Gave up on the books. Skipped HotD. But I gave this a shot and I’m SO GLAD I did. Wholesome and gruesome and very Westeros. The IP at its BEST IMO.
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
A new EZA Review script? From Huber? For Resident Evil? Don’t mind if I do… 🎙️🧟
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I thought that RE9 and GTA6 were going to be the only two AAA games I really commit time to this year but … man, I obviously have to play this too.
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Last week I wrote a post about empathy, and this week you can read it for free. And you should, because you care about me, RIGHT?! horriblethings.substack.com/p/empathy
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Empathy
Truly feeling what it’s like to be someone else.
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Steven Spohn @stevenspohn.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Friends, my roof let Winter leak into my house & wreck my PC. After 11 days, it's back from the shop but not fully repaired. If you work for or with a PC company, I'm looking for a PC sponsor. Allow me to continue doing my work for the disability community & I'll sing your praises!
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
My favorite thing about Robert Duvall is he would show up in predictably subpar movies, but refused to deliver a lazy performance. He was just incapable of being bad. My favorite great role of his in an otherwise mid movie? Gone in 60 Seconds. “You break it, you buy it, pal!” RIP, legend.
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his mouth open .
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I reached out to some friends who I knew suffered from chronic pain for last week's Substack chapter and learned that, holy cow, I know a lot of people that are suffering from chronic pain. horriblethings.substack.com/p/pain
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Pain
The invisible enemy.
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David J Bradley @davidjbradley.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The least Disney could do is give us a website we could go to and vote for more Muppet Show episodes. Like, where’s the petition I have to sign? What or who do I need to sacrifice to make this happen?
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Chris Kohler @kohler.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
If your review average is a 7 because everybody gave you a 7, that's one thing. If your average is a 7 because it's half 10s and half 4s, that is how you know it's The Good Stuff
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Brandon Jones @trailerjones.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Huge fan of when AI ads generate a fake person to enthusiastically sell me their product. Bonus points if they’re on a talk show that doesn’t exist, or a Ted Talk that never happened. Nothing says “you’ll love this” like when you can’t find or pay a real person to convince me to spend money.
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