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Jordan Kalfus

@jordankalfus.bsky.social
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Just some dumb asshole. Probably best to just ignore and move along.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 5h
I understand this view but I think we should consider the implications of preemptively giving up charging a criminal with crimes because the jury may not convict
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 4h
We have found the single most Democratic Party quote of all time. This is the motto they live by.
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Pixie Casey @pixiecasey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
carrie being made again and again while christine—a story about an incel who gets possessed by/obsessed with a sentient machine and together they go on to kill everyone they hate—is right there? like hello 🚘
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What a perfect NYT way to frame this
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/10/2026
the reason “AI will create so much abundance we will have a utopian society” rhetoric falls so flat is that the people building it will never, ever share their bounty unless it is taken from them and we all know it
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I dont even think this is a particularly useful protest but I think it's a lot healthier and more useful than sharing the smug YouTube clown meme about how people who care about stuff are, like, totally dumb peons who should know their place
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gotta think joe biden would have told netanyahu to stop the mass killing of palestinian children if it wasn't for his damnable (and well documented!) stutter
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The use of this language reminds me of the argument Barbara and Karen Fields make in Racecraft where they note that, despite the fact that almost every black American today can trace their lineage back further than white Americans, we still index white culture as the American one.
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shanley @shanley.com · 06/10/2026
If you are a Democrat, I need you to acknowledge that your party engaged in a conspiracy to cover up the fact that the president of the united states was literally demented and they tried to run him anyway and it was a major fumble that along with the genocide cost your party the election
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2026
one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 06/10/2026
Religious liberty will always be framed as religious people’s right to freely oppress and exclude others
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Rich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com · 06/10/2026
Killshot from The Onion, JFC
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 07/10/2026
oh look paid protesters
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It does not matter how one views LLMs. If you follow the science, it is unambiguous what it does to learning and cognitive development. It is not unreasonable to suggest that we treat these tools like cigarettes. If adults want to use them, fine, but to push them on children is deeply dangerous.
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
fun fact: more people voted for donald trump in 2024 in los angeles than in the entire state of nebraska. by a lot. more than twice as many
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
VOTE NO on Pro 75 (the 'TAX DRACULA' bill.) If we try to tax Dracula, he will simply move away to Texas.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I can't ever commit to being anti-carceral because everyone, and I mean everyone down to office clerks, who had anything to do with this should be put in work camps.
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SteveLibrarian @librariansteve.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Journalists keep wanting the story to be "normal working class centrist has questions," not "our country is currently dominated by stupid people in a right wing echo chamber."
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"But landlords would lose money" I don't care. "But vax-hesitant people would feel discriminated against" I don't care. "But jilted Trump voters would feel unwelcome" I don't care. "But people who like ai would be mad" I don't care. "But that's not fair to the rich" I don't care.
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Gallifreyan Jedi @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
there's a reasone why police only protect protesters if the protesters are nazis and the reason is they're nazi enforcers of a nazi ruling class whose job is to subdue the masses and in particular the masses that are most hostile to nazis so abolish ice for sure but don't stop there
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Greatest myth in modern political discourse is that partisan division is a result of ideological bubbles. This isn’t the case! Conservatives have dominated every aspect of our society for 40+ years. We know exactly what they believe because we live with the consequences bsky.app/profile/gaiu...
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I increasingly think Ai is has a purpose and it’s to empower a handful of very weird, possibly psychotic, men to have total control over the masses.
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Hagen Blix @hagenblix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We need to rephrase the whole discussion in terms of hazardous products, instead of "minds". And then we need to make sure that there's liability. A model hacks someone? Put a C-suite guy in jail. A model produces sexual harassment material? Put a C-suite guy in jail. Watch how fast things get safe
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you have $100 million to spend on ads saying you shouldn’t be taxed you’re not being taxed enough Google cofounder Sergey Brin has spent $102 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses fortune.com/article/how-...
fortune.com
Google co-founder Sergey Brin has now spent $100 million to fight California’s proposed billionaire tax—he could owe $13 billion if he loses | Fortune
The state’s ultrawealthy, including Larry Page and Peter Thiel, have similarly donated to efforts opposing the wealth tax.
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The politics of unions has always had idiosyncrasies and has often been disappointing, but this shit is in a whole different league. Just a full embrace of the basest reactionary identity politics. Not even a hint of representing the material interest of your members.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026
I worry in the next few years we're all going to have to have some patient, complicated conversations with older or less media-engaged relatives who see the le epic trump takedown posts but do not stuff like this about who Gavin Newsom Really Is
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean I feel like unforced errors suggests that Crockett had some noble intentions that got screwed up or something. Really she’s just an immoral narcissist who has no worldview besides getting attention and praise. Truly just not a good human being.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And, for the coup de grace, two bills protecting fire survivors from predatory insurance companies, which he vetoed, deliberately, to punish fire survivors for rejecting his "reform" bill that was actually a huge payout to SCE for starting fires. calmatters.org/economy/2026...
calmatters.org
Newsom vetoes insurance-claim bills: Is it ‘petty’ politics?
California governor rejects legislation sponsored by LA fire victims, who had spoken out against his wildfire-liability effort.
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jedi moralists tell you this is a victory for Obi Wan
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard to imagine what that would be like
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
eat shit lol
radaronline.com
EXCLUSIVE: Bari Weiss 'Likely Out' at CBS After Paramount/Warner Bros. Merger as 'Anti-Woke' Editor Blamed for Torpedoing '60 Minutes'
Bari Weiss has been blamed for 60 Minutes' slide in viewership this season after making sweeping changes to the news network.
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Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fetterman looks like he tells his boss “we got him” when he only actually saw him fall into the river
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Jordan Kalfus @jordankalfus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For the love of GOD can we please shut down Meta forever soon. In any real country of actual law and order Zuck would be serving decades in prison by this point
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
is ai allowed to bring a 1000 L tank of water to an interview
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's funny that for years now people have been saying that using generative AI very obviously deskills you, and people kept going no no you're wrong you Luddite And now all the genAI CEO's keep coming out in public to announce they forgot how to read and do math and can't remember their address etc
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G Elliott Morris @gelliottmorris.com · 25/09/2026
The entire US politics and news industries spend a large chunk of their waking hours on a platform designed to inflate the importance of that 18%. It's a big problem, and why you get stuff like Tammy Duckworth saying she's against impeachment because she wants to "find a compromise" on USAID $
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's possible, through great discipline, to ignore the new york times altogether
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dril tweet reading "if you ask me this election could end about 100 different ways:
1) trump gets 0% of the vote
2) trump gets 1% of the vote
3) trump gets 2% o"
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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