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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 18h
On a very special episode of "My So-Called Life", Rickie gets Ebola."
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Failure to contextualize large number in headline alert (unconventional unit edition)🚨 Someone check my math pls but this is equivalent to a week's worth of US distillate production(?) or one (1) days worth of global prod.
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
DMSO? Was tetrahydrofuran too Woke?
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Drag Me To Hello, Dolly!
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"If you want a picture of the future, Zoomer, imagine Zooey Deschanel playing a ukulele — forever."
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I didnt think the FBI would be pulling plots from the Jonathan Taylor Thomas guest episode of Veronica Mars
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was told college students protesting apartheid and genocide are the real antisemites
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did he bump into her with his giant eagle cuff?
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Watch Amanda Seyfried's Joni Mitchell Cover Get Interrupted by Ghostface
Amanda Seyfried was recently paid a visit by Hollywood's favorite franchise psycho-killer.
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If I have it straight, he had a $1 M offer from JPM to shut up and go away forever before any of this was public, instead he's going to end up losing everything
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good morning to everyone except the clutch safety switch in my jeep and the person who took the spare fuse to bypass it
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And you got your head all the way up it!
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Really curious to see who rates Biden a failure because their brain is RW-cooked vs rating him a failure for Garland n' Gaza
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I saw Verity and it was pretty good, but I think it could have been improved by having Verity be louder, angrier and have access to a time machine. Also, whenever Verity was not on the screen the other characters should have said "Where's Verity?"
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He's going to be remembered as child molester, which, fair; but if you could manage to look past that he was still a truly rotten human being who has caused immense damage to our Republic and set the table for even more
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The mainstream Dems have finally brought on David Sirota as a communications consultant one way or the other
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wild to see this again. A while back, this car was a mainstay on r/connecticut. World's classiest Nutmegger right here.
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I saw Aaron Hernandez mentioned somewhere and feel like it should be discussed more that his team at Bristol Central HS had two other brutal murderers on it, completely unrelated otherwise. That's a lot!
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ever since Gl_m Gr_enwald called Erik Loomis a Fourth Rate Historian I've had an insatiable fascination with Historian Power Rankings
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
TFW you're about to call Elia Kazan a scumbag
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
senators kennedy(derogatory) and schmitt with self satisfied mugs, kennedy is holding a blue sign that says these are the two versions of the face people make when they think it just a fart
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
At this point it will be cheaper to have cashmere bunny suits made for everyone in my house
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Apologies to Eugene Levy
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the wokes have gone too far
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What in the name of scapula implants
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you will encounter more opportunities in life to change the batteries on a smoke alarm than you will to run into a burning building and no one gives a shit you changed those batteries but it is still very important and why are you waiting on a burning building, know what i’m saying, it’s a metaphor
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You're pigeon toed and support charter schools
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FALL 2: The Ground
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
MC
@burntbulb.bsky.social

okay you can't keep taking every one of my posts and photoshopping it
onto sephiroth
2:52 PM - Sep 28, 2026

+ Follow back
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
folks...
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Imo being able to understand and contextualize large numbers/orders of magnitude is at least a hundred million times more useful than precision with multiplication
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fuck my puts I guess
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jedi moralists tell you this is a victory for Obi Wan
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you are a psychopath who is fine with sacrificing husky 10 year olds, everything can be a "teachable moment"
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
we need a Robert Pattinson as Jim Varney biopic send sleet
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Aves do Brasil @avesbrasil.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🇧🇷Saíra-beija-flor 🌎Cyanerpes cyaneus Conservação: Pouco Preocupante A saíra-beija-flor é uma ave passeriforme da família Thraupidae. Também conhecida como saí-azul-de-pernas-vermelhas, saí-beija-flor, saí-verdadeiro e sapitica. 📷 Daniel Mello
Fotografia em plano médio de um pássaro pequeno em pleno voo contra um fundo desfocado em tons de verde oliva. A ave exibe uma plumagem vibrante com o topo da cabeça e a região da garganta em azul-turquesa brilhante, contrastando com uma máscara preta intensa que contorna seus olhos. O dorso e a parte superior das asas apresentam um tom azul-cobalto profundo que transita para o negro nas penas de voo. As asas, estendidas em movimento descendente, revelam penas primárias com bases amarelas intensas, criando um efeito visual marcante em contraste com as pontas escuras. O peito e o ventre são azulados, com uma discreta mancha avermelhada visível próximo às patas, que são de um tom alaranjado vivo e estão recolhidas sob o corpo. O bico é fino, levemente curvado e de coloração clara, apontando para a esquerda, seguindo a direção do voo.
Atenção: O alt da imagem foi gerado automaticamente.
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have only heard of this song in the context of 'everybody has heard of this'. My country music level is 'pre-ordered sturgill simpson's album on physical media earlier this year'
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"muscular christianity"
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I want to see the new Alex Gibney and Nathan Fielder documentaries as a double-feature, "Holmesenmusker" style
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*HRC voice* CONTROL Resonant ... to the polls!
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a reminder that the (at)america handle was clawed from a regular user by musk to leverage his ownership of the platform for illegal electioneering purposes and nobody said shit dude, nobody said shit
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
just found out there's a website that tells you if a movie is 'woke' or not and uhhh...(lower score oo100 is less 'woke')
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Weed man here
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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Reskeet this if you have had cheese today. I’m trying to see something.
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Soundtrack by Killer Mike
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Get Equipped With @getequipped.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
get equipped with pretty man
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It really depends on who is driving grandpa at any time huh
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jim Henson Presents Michael Mann's Heat Babies
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P.P. Pistachio @pppistachio.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
leo pointing
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I love these lazy Saturdays @homersaturday.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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