jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 1hi have determined through statistical analysis that no two people agree on exactly what items should go in the recycle bin 050
jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 3hroach: there’s a human in my room front desk: i’m so sorry madam. we’re sending someone up right away 010
Reposted by jonny t🎃🎃thpickgabby @fullmoon.id · 06/10/2026the bechdel test for an open source community is: two women in positions of formal authority discuss something other than moderating a man's behavior 110418
jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 16hi do my best skeets on my late night pee break(s) 110
jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 16hthe-independent.com‘My dog ate my toe – but it ended up saving my life’David Lindsay, 64, was startled by his wife’s scream as he lay asleep on a sofa 120
jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 19hyou’re supposed to use the phrase “little people” while maligning midgets 110
jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Margarita. Mrs. Toothpick made the dough and sauce from scratch. I didn’t burn the pizza. 110
jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026they have become an unexpected threat to big ai 020
jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i’d stare at it in the fridge for two weeks until it’s fuzzy and then throw it away 350
Reposted by jonny t🎃🎃thpickKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 04/10/2026Just a girl and her* airplane 🥰 * actually it is emphatically the Canadian Aviation Museum’s airplane but they do let me fly it a lot 1455528235
jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026👽🛸we are on our way… we will not eat you, really. don’t even think that 110
jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026looks like Neil’s been bulking up lately. good on him 060
Reposted by jonny t🎃🎃thpickghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026if you want my advice don’t take my advice 12212
Reposted by jonny t🎃🎃thpickQueen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Cats should offer you coffee before curling up in your lap during early morning hours. 0256
jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026ℴ𝓊𝓇 𝒸𝒽𝒾𝓁𝒹𝓇ℯ𝓃 𝓌ℯ𝓇ℯ 𝓃ℴ𝓉 𝓉𝒶𝓊ℊ𝒽𝓉 𝒽ℴ𝓌 𝓉ℴ 𝓇ℯ𝒶𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 0227
jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i hope they figure it out for you. health issues suck 110
jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026writing copy for internal corporate communications could offer a brief diversion 👦🏼🔫 020
jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026beavers are self-employed for the most part 110
jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026in that case, after 300 characters someone has to die 020
Reposted by jonny t🎃🎃thpickRuth Burger @ammtuesday.bsky.social · 20/07/2025I didn’t realize that aging would happen to me, personally 214448
jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026first they came for the o’s and i did nothing 120
jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“punk bands should all have tasteful names” - The Rat Fuckers 010
jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026the truth had to be said by someone sooner or later 020