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jonny t🎃🎃thpick

@jonnytoothpick.bsky.social
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Inventor of the internet. I think in my pajamas. Anti-evil. (All opinions are my own or subconsciously pirated from 60s television.) jonny’s toothpicks: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:63wytfb2ep…

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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 1h
personal hygiene
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 1h
i have determined through statistical analysis that no two people agree on exactly what items should go in the recycle bin
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 2h
🎂🎂🎂🎉
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 3h
roach: there’s a human in my room front desk: i’m so sorry madam. we’re sending someone up right away
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 3h
scary
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 3h
💯%
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 3h
sweet cover. thanks for sharing
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gabby @fullmoon.id · 06/10/2026
the bechdel test for an open source community is: two women in positions of formal authority discuss something other than moderating a man's behavior
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 15h
that guy is entitled to his opinion *block*
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 15h
it comes in waves
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 16h
i do my best skeets on my late night pee break(s)
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 16h
the-independent.com
‘My dog ate my toe – but it ended up saving my life’
David Lindsay, 64, was startled by his wife’s scream as he lay asleep on a sofa
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 19h
go back to sleep now
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 19h
you’re supposed to use the phrase “little people” while maligning midgets
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Sunny Marvel @sunnymarvel.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nice
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Margarita. Mrs. Toothpick made the dough and sauce from scratch. I didn’t burn the pizza.
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
nice 🎶🎵
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they have become an unexpected threat to big ai
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i’m in for the raccoon shirt
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i’d stare at it in the fridge for two weeks until it’s fuzzy and then throw it away
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 04/10/2026
Just a girl and her* airplane 🥰 * actually it is emphatically the Canadian Aviation Museum’s airplane but they do let me fly it a lot
Me standing on the wing of a yellow De Havilland Canada DHC-1 Chipmunk, on a sunny afternoon. I’m wearing a flight suit and aviators and trying to look cool, which may or may not be effective, but the lighting is really good at least
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
👽🛸we are on our way… we will not eat you, really. don’t even think that
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
looks like Neil’s been bulking up lately. good on him
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ghost crab dave @crabbydaddy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if you want my advice don’t take my advice
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Queen Beast @myhiveaway.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Cats should offer you coffee before curling up in your lap during early morning hours.
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yellow
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ℴ𝓊𝓇 𝒸𝒽𝒾𝓁𝒹𝓇ℯ𝓃 𝓌ℯ𝓇ℯ 𝓃ℴ𝓉 𝓉𝒶𝓊ℊ𝒽𝓉 𝒽ℴ𝓌 𝓉ℴ 𝓇ℯ𝒶𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i hope they figure it out for you. health issues suck
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
writing copy for internal corporate communications could offer a brief diversion 👦🏼🔫
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
beavers are self-employed for the most part
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Crosswalk in NYC looking down a long street into the bright sun.
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pizza night!
Old guy (me) shoving pizza in the oven.
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
made of tapioca pudding
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i’d block the driveway for a donut 🍩
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
me too
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t know
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
in that case, after 300 characters someone has to die
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you’ll have a life full of rabbits
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you found the right angle
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🎂🎂🎂🎉
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Ruth Burger @ammtuesday.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I didn’t realize that aging would happen to me, personally
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’ll see you Julie and raise you one
Julie bot account that just followed me.
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
first they came for the o’s and i did nothing
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
trebuchet is the best word
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“punk bands should all have tasteful names” - The Rat Fuckers
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
True
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
or BFS (Big Fucking Sunglasses)
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jonny t🎃🎃thpick @jonnytoothpick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the truth had to be said by someone sooner or later
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