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@jloncarich.bsky.social
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This is probably just going to be Iowa Hawkeyes and pro wrestling posts

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 11/10/2026
someone really hated this little freak
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bub sippi @bug-deal.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
think about this one all the time
jerry icy
@dangerousneil

oh whats this. *pulls dog food can out of coworker's bag that i planted earlier* Stacy eats dog food. Look at this everybody. my goodness
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera):
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/09/2026
i heard woke is trying to do same-sex bathrooms now... they want our sons pissing next to each other to turn them gay
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 20/09/2026
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Anthony (game script enthusiast) @proant.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Went for the V-trigger
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
Mr. Ketchup Millionaire
@pepsibidet
About to hook up with this chick. She asks if I have a condom. I tell her I keep them in that can of peanut brittle over there. Boy is she in for a surprise
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
future victim @TOS_Violator
the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
2:17 AM • 2021-09-12
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your pal caitlin @sacaitlin.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
them fancy spatula tricks
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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Sam Woodcock @samwoodcock.eurosky.social · 09/08/2026
There is so much I going on here
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Readful Things @readfulthings.com · 28/07/2026
Last month I started working on a series based on those great library 'READ' posters, using promotional stills as a starting point. Here's the first in the series
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Travis William | AEW Women’s Division Blog @aew.one · 25/07/2026
It’s the same picture.
Cody Rhodes and CM Punk
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 04/06/2026
Autonomous robot clown roundhouse kicks a small child
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♾️ UNCAИИY (they/them) VundaHalloweenathon Edition 🎃 @uncanny305.bandcamp.com · 12/07/2026
I'm sorry what now? #AEWDynamite 🤼
Hangman Adam Page lower third says he recently had a vasectomy
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Thank you Eric for sending me the flag for my country (sorry it’s wrinkled I had to walk with it)
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
FUCK
The sun holding a gun and pointing it towards a human hand holding a gun pointed towards the sun
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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TreatOrTrix Point Never 🎃 @toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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Brilliance Proper @brillianceproper.com · 28/06/2026
Some Sunday Black Boy Joy
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Michael Brooks 🇬🇧 @michael.brooks4.com · 28/06/2026
This is the craziest wedding ever 😂 Darbs had his mum throw a bodyslam on the floor with thumbtacks 💀🔥 #AEW
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
It's tough seeing others live out your dream 🐶🌭
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Unfortunately I think about this post every time I hear the name Ricardo Pepi
@thechrisdonis
thinking about in 7th grade when I got escorted to the police station after school because they found out I was prank calling local businesses as
"ricky pee pee" and when i walked in, the officer who was waiting there with my mom to talk to me said "if it isn't ricky pee pee"
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 19/06/2026
The NYT photo is from 2002. If you’re wondering “Has this guy been turning more into Paul Bearer since then” you better believe the answer is yes
Patriot Takes post (https://x.com/patriottakes/status/2007259008336318819) of the Cafaro guy who did the reflecting pool dye job and a mean looking lady at Mar A Lago. Cafaro is in a red velvet suit with a worse dye job than the reflecting pool and a cigar that somehow looks photoshopped into reality
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
oh i get it now. its soccers answer to the world baseball classic
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Athens Grease @athensgrease.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’m not merely pro-penis, I’m a
A guy’s name: Dick Advocaat
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
monday motivation
“again, follow your dreams, because unqualified idiots are paid to do things they shouldn’t be doing every day, why not you” — spencer hall
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BK? @whitesox.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
The Kristi Noem Clash
AEW Collision match between The Gunns and The Dogs
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Jude Kilgour @judekilgour.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
TK LMAO #AEWDynamite
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Stick (Bastard Forever) 🏳️‍🌈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🩸 @diflas-iawn.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Chris, where was your wife on Jan 6th? Jericho:
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Ben S. Pumpkins @benzajdel.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Lol
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
@DickLover30000 
I am the biggest dick lover of them all.

Dick Lover 30001 @DickLuv... 8/28
@DickLover30000 Not so fast
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
JOHN FOGERTY: I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain JAMES TAYLOR: okay, you’re not gonna fucking believe this
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Pop Culture Hyperfixations @popculturehyperfix.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This is my favorite Ted Turner thing. After he said he would air a pro-choice program on TBS, he agreed to air a televised debate on abortion afterwards "We'll give the other bozos a chance to talk back.....they look like idiots anyway"
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Having all the cards is, famously, not the goal in Uno.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/05/2026
Family Knows Not To Interrupt Dad While He’s Skimming Pool, Listening To Orioles Radio Broadcast theonion.com/family-knows-not-to-in…
Family Knows Not To Interrupt Dad While He’s Skimming Pool, Listening To Orioles Radio Broadcast
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full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I hated serial killers until I got that first rush of my hands squeezing tighter and tighter around a helpless delicate neck
hated landlords until I became one - tenants are just ungrateful
Rhiannon Picton-James
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Kyle Neubeck @kyleneubeck.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Jake Mangum spots kid in the crowd, tosses the ball, and her brother catches it and gives it to her. Dudes rock.
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
ChatGPT: you’re right you’re so much smarter than him. He’s so schlubby and you’re so suave. Columbo will never catch you.
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Francis Wilkinson @franciswilkinson.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I know he is demented and degenerate and mostly pretty dumb too. But Pope Leo is weak on crime is one of the funniest things a politician has ever said.
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
"Must've kept 10,000 beers cold"
Bad news
After 36 years, the garage fridge finally died.
Been through a lot together. Outlasted 3 trucks, 2 wives.
Went out quiet, like a cowboy.
Must've kept 10,000 beers cold.
Thinking about giving it a proper funeral
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
doing a “husband’s run” (early morning grocery run for a missing breakfast item, because i get to wander the store and get whatever else i want) but committing the “husband’s folly” (forgetting the one item i was asked to get, eggs)
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Chad Ecto One @horrormoviebbq.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
OMG YES. This dude right here.
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 30/03/2026
your grandparents voting for reagan
Coop from Interstellar piloting a spaceship and saying "This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years"
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 24/03/2026
engagement bait prompt: what's your favorite Onion article? I think mine has to be this one theonion.com/new-subway-p...
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New Subway Promotion To Honor Subtember 11
MILFORD, CT—Citing a wide range of deals customers will “never forget,” fast food chain Subway announced an exciting new promotion this week to honor and commemorate Subtember 11. “With a number of te...
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Aesop: I TOLD YOU
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking.
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Goh_billy @gohbilly.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
A WrestleFest greeting card I made. Opening the card will create a suplex maneuver being performed.
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Pretending like you are going to war instead of a baseball tournament and then losing at baseball is super funny
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