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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 7h

Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback

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Sameer Ashar @sameer-ashar.bsky.social · 12h

This is my nephew, please forward to your networks, esp any University of Maryland students.

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 6h

ocean avenue being played for the first time, 1653

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Ben S. Pumpkins @benzajdel.bsky.social · 8h

Naproxen sodium you’re my only hope

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Ben S. Pumpkins @benzajdel.bsky.social · 8h

When I fill up on the salad bar

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Ben S. Pumpkins @benzajdel.bsky.social · 8h

Might set a record for earliest watch of Last Christmas this year

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 8h

Mets reporter Anthony DiComo tweet from 9/25/2014: One of baseball's oddities: Mets can become first MLB team in 15 years to go an entire season without balking

same Mets reporter, tweet from two minutes later: OH MY GOD THEY JUST BALKED!!!!!!!!

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Billy Hurley @billyhurls.bsky.social · 9h

There is no McTry. There is only:

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Ben S. Pumpkins @benzajdel.bsky.social · 9h

The local bookstore is moving a couple storefronts down the street so I helped them move bookshelves and books and now I’m incapacitated

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Ra's Al Groh @uwes98.bsky.social · 16h

can't take my kitty because everyone knows cats are pagan

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KC Opossum's Ko-fi is HOT AND TASTY @kcopossum.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

ALERT!!! THE KO-FI SHOP HAS NEW DOODLES FOR SALE AND IF THEY ARENT BOUGHT THEY WILL BE BURNT, ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT ART FIRES!!!! all art $20-$30 this round yay thank you love yall ko-fi.com/kcopossum/shop

Me setting the art on fire if you dont buy it

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eileen @eileen4est.bsky.social · 17h

Have we considered the stars forget that the season is 84 games now and thought the past 2 games just didn't count ???

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17h

Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.

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Ben S. Pumpkins @benzajdel.bsky.social · 17h

Heartbreaking: local man forgot his headphones and now must hear his own thoughts at the coffee shop

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TashasEv @tashasev.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Behold! Today’s spoils from our annual pilgrimage to the gourd fields

The boot of a MINI loaded up with a ridiculous pile of pumpkins and gourds. There are bright and pale orange ones, big and small ones, white ones, a big squatty dark green one, a pale gray green one, an orange one with green stripes, a big golden one, a small red kuri squash, a long pale candy roaster squash, 20 squashes in total

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interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Watching The Long Walk. It’s a movie about what you should do, off a short pier. That’s what the movie is about.

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Ben S. Pumpkins @benzajdel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If we’re talking feast or famine I’m going feast every time

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Ben S. Pumpkins @benzajdel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Resident Evil was so good, somehow really funny, I love the motion pictures

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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

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TJ Macías @tayloredsiren.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“They say they support the Fever and everything like that, but... they just said everything under the earth. “ www.newsweek.com/sports/more-...

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More Fever Players Come Forward About Toxic Fan Harassment

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human skeleton @humanskeleton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The Assassination of Liberty Bibberty by the Coward LiMu Emu is this anything

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Ben S. Pumpkins @benzajdel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Gimme some horror movies to watch. Already on the list is —Passenger —Hokum Rewatching: —Hereditary —Midsomar —Tremors

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

PITCHCOM RECEIVER IN EAR: There's not much time. I'm coming to you from the year 2938 at great cost. PITCHER: [takes earpeace out] PITCHER: [walks toward dugout] NEW PITCHCOM RECEIVER IN EAR: Please, the fate of trillions depen PITCHER: [takes earpeace out]

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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty

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Ben S. Pumpkins @benzajdel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

MLB playoffs will be stress free for me because I’m ok with any of the teams winning except the Yankees, and even they wouldn’t make me mad.

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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

eli drinkwitz avoided beating ranked teams so he could save up all the points and use them now

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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 03/10/2026

Anyway here is local celebrity Derby, a dachshund. She has a generally positive outlook on life and enjoys her walks, though her legs are very short

A chubby dachshund with a red leash standing on the sidewalk, looking you expectantly at you

Derby again. Her length and girth are, somehow, even more glorious here

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Rebecca Williams @rebeccawilliams.info · 03/10/2026

all of these examples are just an opportunity to uncover some preexisting psychological wound that needs tending to here the headline should be Parents Strapped for Cash Who Lack Aesthetic Discernment Are Grifted by Opportunists

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Lucas Seehafer @seehafer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I would like to start using my journalism degree again. My background is in sports beat reporting and analysis. Also have extensive experience in the sports rehab and academic settings. DMs are open.

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