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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 6h
whats a good tool software tool to make like a table to print out and fill in. like some dates and tasks. i guess a spreadsheet is good for the laying out part but i dunno about the fitting to a printed page part.
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 10h
beeehhhh
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Damien Hellgangster @cowboybebop.bsky.social · 10h
chewy gum for a gooey chum
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 10h
huh when did that happen
aaron rodericks @aaron.bsky.team's profile page, where it says he is blocking me
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 20h
imagine there was a guy called Blue Barry? yikes... i hope there's not
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
firefox update made the tabs look different. maybe it's time to switch browsers
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
*not looking at the timeline or any posts* you should calm down
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i'm booting up video games. "video games: I'm turnin it on"
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they did sugary on a vape <- you could say this if you encounter, like, a candy-flavored vape, in the presence of some other cool meme-minded individuals. keep it in mind.
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yall motherfuckas woulda been chewed.
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i've got it. they need to pass a Law against corruption. that says corruption is illegal and you can't do it.
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hhyeeruurrff
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i'm streaming something. not sure what. rubinite maybe. maybe not.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
COMMISSIONER GORDON: They call him the Headler. He doesn't kill his victims, but he does give them tremendous quality of head. BATMAN: That's disgusting. COMMISSIONER GORDON: They smile so big that they have a great time. BATMAN: I'm going to break my rule of not killing, for the Headler.
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
no one has ever told me anything about the blossom kite shield in my entire life.
you tube thumbnail for dark souls 2 with a big quote "ignorance is strength" and the title is You Were Lied to about the Blossom Kite Shield | Dark Souls 2
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
shutupshutupshutupshutupshutup not you. talking to myself
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
yah. subtweet
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
plomp
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
no, i don't
You Know Those Three Brothers Who Buy Struggling News Sites and Turn Them Into AI-Powered Content Farms? It Turns Out...

Ideapod, a cornerstone brand of Brown Brothers Media's Al empire, has deep ties to convicted se...
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i hope certain things happen very painfully to certain people
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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🔆🌒 Samwise 🌘🔆 @samwisegamzee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
the way this is my biggest legacy but most people don't know it was me who made it
Picture of a coloring page with Eric and Ariel from The Little Mermaid, colored over with markers to make them look goth. Eric says "My top surgery went really well." Ariel says "That's great! My bottom surgery is next week."Eric and Ariel say at the same time "I can't believe we're both goth and trans!" Sebastian the crab is under them and says "I'm a communist!"
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
fanart (1996) archive.org/details/nint...
mario is shopping in j sainssbury (he has a trolley of groceries). he is asking a staff member where the pasta(??) is. she is pointing and saying 'it's over there, sir'. he thanks her for telling him. another staff member is behind a cash register. you can see the magazine section at the back of the store. you can also see a sign 'paws' cat food and a sign at the back for what i would presume is liquor (buy 2 get 1 free).
text font down the bottom: super mario rpg
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
to me- i think about, basically, about how stuff is like- it's like, uh. you know?
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
happy Sunday or whatever idk fuck off
ranch being squeezed into a cup of coffee. the mug has a drawing of a cute opossum with a pink bow surrounded by hearts and says "trashy and sassy"
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Man in white tux holds roses in front of secret library door. Text: He Came Back!
1. I knew you'd return! But Male Whitney has asked for my hand and offered a lifestyle of digits untold! He'll scream!
2. Whitney, whom you call your rival, best friend, and boutonnière chum, will accept my rejection with grace.
3. Look what the camembert dragged in! Whitney's got the cheese and you're stuck holding the rind. Ta ta!
4. You and Boy Whitney make me sick! You'd spend a million a day to have the other brush your teeth.
(you don’t dress yourself. you don’t make your own rice.)
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
im the song choosin texas by someone or other. just kidding.
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lydelle buster @babyshoes4cash.com · 27/09/2026
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yyuhhhhh
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
d-did you say r-r-resident.... *gulp* EVIL?? 🫣
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
smoking on weed is like riding a bike. oh yeah- and the bike is made out of weed.
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
watching lord knight watching brian_f watching northernlion
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
did kem jemmings ever shut up and show some humility or did he just keep yapping as if nothing happened
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ɢʀᴇᴇɴʜᴏʀɴ ꜰᴏᴏᴛᴘᴀᴅ @colourmode.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
(Tool voice) I hope you’re joking… I hope you joke on this…
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hwuh
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
i'm becoming a father today by having a brain child. and that brain child is the idea to smoke even more weed than usual.
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i learned something about some thing one time
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
man now i have to learn what cortisol means.
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passionate butt client @miama.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"i'm choosing not to have kids because I have genetic issues that I don't want to pass on" 🚫 audience left unsure how to respond without causing offence "this curse dies with me" ✅ audience understands that you are nobly enduring a terrible burden for the greater good
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winter @winterk.bsky.social · 03/12/2023
The Wall Street Journal -> Opinion -> Why Aren't Zoomers Obsessed With Pantyhose?
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JLP @jlp.systems · 25/09/2026
Sorry but if you show up to a job interview you’re disqualified
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
THIS IS FUVKING SCARY 😱
Weekly Challenge 13h

🧛 Vampire Numbers
This week, our Weekly Challenge is sinking its teeth into Vampire Numbers! 🩸 

A Vampire Number is a number that can be rearranged into the product of two smaller numbers, called fangs, using exactly the same digits as the original number. For example:
1260 = 21 × 60

There are only seven four-digit vampire numbers. Seven, in the whole of mathematics. The mathematician Clifford Pickover gave them their name in 1994, because the fangs hide inside the number.

Each puzzle in this week's challenge brings one of them to life.

Can you solve all the puzzles before the vampires strike? 🩸 🧩 

Wishing you a fang-tastic weekend!
The Logic Wiz Team 💙
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
kill
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
butt poppa
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
taking a cheat day
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love how fucking mad this guy is for no reason
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
doncare
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
wot th'.
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's a thursday. perhaps even a bella thursday. streaming cleaning guts for the moment.
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the zero in f-zero is talking about the speed the cars are going. they barely move fast at all.
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