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i saw Videodrome on tv one night when i was very small and you can pretty much trace everything back to that she/they

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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 18h
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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mcc @dryad.technology · 7h
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
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max schwartz @mightyatom.bsky.social · 6h
gf has spent weeks in platform-approval hell bc her psychological thriller game dares to have prestige streaming show level content and they misinterpreted her key art as having imagery of someone killing themselves (it did not) but that’s awesome
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PUNKI (PERPETUALLY POST DEBUT) @pun-ki.bsky.social · 10h
You should be asking why Rockstar gets to do this and doesn't run into any issues with payment processors, while the rest of anyone drawing or writing "explicit content" on any platform have so much trouble getting paid
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 6h
You have free will. You can make a Kpop style photocard of Willem Dafoe if you want to
A green and pink decorated photocard holder with a picture of Willem Dafoe in a pink sweater and necklace looking demurely downward and smiling
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/11/2025
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege… CIA AGENT: Again. Do another. ME: Please, I can’t, I— CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter! ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
obsessed with this comment on a reel of an opossum eating live crawfish in a bathtub
an opossum eating live crawfish in a bathtub, with the below comment: 

You really never know what ppl got going on in their houses man
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Morgan "Joshi Dyke Dickhead"🗡️ 🛡️ @girlnextvore.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Me posting :got some books today

With black on both sides: a racial history of trans identity  and a omega verse book behind it

And my brother in law going : oh that looks like smart and interesting....what the fuck is that
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 11h
"Branson, what are you talking about? He's just trying to catch and eat the Roadrunner in those-" You are too healthy for this conversation and indeed most of the conversations which interest me.
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
www.oglaf.com/settle/
Comic strip!

panel 1-
some kind of motley troubadour strums a lute
troubadour- At last, the hero we've waited for

panel 2-
man in armour strikes a heroic pose
there's text over the top in a little square box, rather than a speech bubble. This is supposed to indicate that the troubadour's song continues over the top but I'm honestly not sure if that's clear
troubadour(offscreen) - A hero who dared and strove

panel 3
hero slumps.
Troubadour pops his head in, just to make thngs clear
troubadour- Initially

panel 4-
hero sits at home drinking
troubadour(offscreen) - A hero who couldn't sustain it

panel 5-
hero slouches next to a huge dragon
troubadour(offscreen) -who puts in a distracted bare minimum

panel 6-
hero listlessly stabs dragon.

panel 7-
Dragon unexpectedly drops dead
troubadour(offscreen) -but triumphs anyway.

panel 8-
Hero strikes a heroic pose over dead dragon
troubadour(offscreen) -For no clear reason

panel 9-
a bunch of people we've never seen before hoist the hero onto their shoulders. All seem happy.
troubadour(offscreen) -a hero who is all of us

panel 10-
troubadour stands in front of the hero who's now a king.
troubadour- when all of us are shitty

panel 11-
king- your music sucks
troubadour - that's 'cause I never practice
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boo! @renzarathustra.bbhood.ca · 03/10/2026
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Jason Cordova @jasoncordova.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“How did you get into TTRPGs?” Professionally? I wanted to pursue a career where you work 60+ hours a week and can’t afford vacations, a home, health insurance, or anything else beyond subsistence. But hey: at least I get to have my creative decisions questioned all the time!
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julie muncy @julie.radiantarray.io · 02/10/2026
okay i'm going to just say one more thing and try to move on with my life. "what do we do about jacob geller?" i mean, who's... uh, who's we? if you were a fan, you just move on, man. live your life. protect your people. this is not about you.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 03/10/2026
hacking your phone so when you say LOL, lmao, lmfao, lol. or hahahaha that it randomly sends a different one than the one you typed
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"You're listening to The Dipshit Boys where we do an episode by episode deep dive into The Nutshack, but first a word from our sponsor:" "Blingpingo is an agentic mixed reality B2B solution that works across teams to develop scalable marketplace solution paradigms for over half of the Fortune 500"
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ever notice how we have numbers like 1,000 and 10,000, but no 10,00? Me and Claude have. More soon.
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Fully Automated @fullyautomatedluxury.com · 03/10/2026
final panel shows nancy looking behind the bushes but the text from r crumbs "lookit that stupid ass-hole!" meme panel placed atop it so that nancy is looking in disgust at sluggo saying 
"I loathe ever person i see on the street! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!"
with text saying "normal guy" pointing at sluggo.
the whistling from the original panel has been removed and the whistling from the r crumb panel has been placed there instead.
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Cal Horton (they/them) @fiercemum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
New blog: Leaving the UK with a heavy heart. growinguptransgender.com/2026/10/02/l...
growinguptransgender.com
Leaving the UK with a heavy heart
Today, as a family, we have booked our flights and our one-way ticket out of the UK. This has not felt like a choice. This feels like fleeing to protect ourselves. For the past 7 years we have look…
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
zoomers are using prompt engineering to call in sick with fictive conditions such as "American Psycho Disease" and "🅱️oronavirus". but they're not sick. They use the free time on a game hosted by YouTube where you spank an ahegao-faced cartoon piglet to keep it from getting stuck in mud on purpose
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Lady Andrea, Vampire Lord @dioptre-hertz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
that's right. which is why Hackers (1995) is good
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marika 🔞🪳🤍 @tsukumojuku.idcrisisangel.ca · 02/10/2026
good post
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One man's trusted advisor is another's scheming eunuch
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Dr. Z's Tomb of Terror @zigmenthotep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some people really need to get of their high horse about "Letting people enjoy things." When more and more companies are becoming just objectively and brazenly evil, you can't just sit there and say "Yeah, but I liked this as a child and that means I can never give it up." Be a fucking adult.
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Dr. Z's Tomb of Terror @zigmenthotep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes, Gary Gygax was a horrible person, but playing or otherwise supporting D&D doesn't automatically mean you support his terribly views and actions. It means you support the terrible views and action of Hasbro.
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I once saw someone ask an llm how to make pourover coffee and it came out thin and bad and the conclusion drawn was "still, AI is amazing" and that's what's in my mind every time people try to tell me that LLMs are amazing
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
do I hate Harold Bloom? yes. do I think he's an awful snob, and that King has some unacknowledged literary merit? absolutely. does he have a point? yeah, man. he has a point.
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harp @haaarpb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
also very very good (cathywhut on ig)
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to thank whoever made this image. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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lumpley @lumpley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now, this misunderstanding of PbtA— Good happen, so-so happen, bad happen — it's not the fault of the people who've had PbtA presented to them this way. They shouldn't somehow know better, when this is what people have been telling them!
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 01/10/2026
ai use in art is criticized on principle while ai use in software is criticized on quality. this is because making art is good and making software is bad.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
after the guy who wrote the Alphabet Song died they were cleaning out his place and found more than ten thousand handwritten pages of an unfinished Numbers Song
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
opened chess dot com today. the bots are Halloween-themed. this is a huge relief because if they hadn't been Halloween-themed I would have done something drastic. I would have lost control
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don't think they'll ever recreate what it was like to be on twitter in the 2010s. Soap opera stuff happening constantly. Poster you were vaguely aware of involved in federal fentanyl bust. Poster whose jokes you occasionally liked posed as his aunt (or wife?) for 6 years. Pastor who steals jokes
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Kevin Maxon @sonofbadru.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here's 90 seconds of REVOLUTION FANTASY, which I've been working on discreetly for the last few years. It's built on the bones of Tenderfoot Tactics, in Godot. This is a sandbox combat that I'm using to design skills and progression. Expect me to post a lot more about RF from here on out!
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Gaggy Rogers @snackoon.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Avert thine eyes from the final moments of a #LightUniverse.
An edited photo of five actors sitting in a stark white room, smiling, with a rainbow overhead
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hold a very specific skepticism for ppl who dig up shit from more than a decade ago and haven't bothered to like, talk to the person who was actually hurt. Like do you actually care about whether this is helpful or do you just see this as "ammo" against someone you dislike
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SFSN @monteurhulot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ballpoint pen, watercolor, colored pencil, a little crayon, and charcoal pencil. 

Our guy pulls up deep in the forest on his 2-speed bike. He’s flanked by tall dark trees and his path is blocked by a massive spider. He lets the Big Fella know it’s on. “Big Fella,” he says. “I fixed my 2-speed. You still wanna race.” Reader, you know Big Fella wants in on that action. Next slide.Against a starry night sky we see silhouettes of Big Fella and our man racing down a hill. It’s unclear in the drawing who will win but Big Fella is likely about to pull away.
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Robin Ward @eviltrout.com · 01/10/2026
We're delighted to announce The Mysterious Mansions bundle, which contains The Incident at Galley House and The Séance of Blake Manor. This is just in time for the Steam Autumn sale, so it's a great time to pick up some mystery games. store.steampowered.com/bundle/90016...
News: Announcing the Mysterious Mansions Bundle
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 01/10/2026
Uncertain of Direction Culture War Headed, Burger King Reintroduces the BK Kids Club as Five White Boys in Wheelchairs
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
oh interesting. I have to do stuff in order for certain things to happen
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MinaSheep (Wishlist Sealed Fortress on Steam) @minasheep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WILD MAGIC BECKONS DEVOUT BLOOD The latest Sealed Fortress trailer is here! Along with its release date! 🏰 Wishlist on Steam! : store.steampowered.com/app/5210640/...
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4
Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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