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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL

@freyjavalentine.bsky.social
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Icelandic vtuber, game designer, and polyamorous trans bi lesbian. Niche internet microcelebrity. Designed Hard Wired Island. 🔞MINORS DNI No LLMs!! She/Her, They/Them, Cool/Hat PFP and banner by @keetydraws.com model by @hlophouse.kawaii.social

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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 9h
A pet EDH set of cards I've not yet found a way to work in a deck Quote with yours
Divine Visitation

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Enchantment

If one or more creature tokens would be created under your control, that many 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying and vigilance are created instead.Firja's Retribution
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Enchantment - Saga 
I: Create a 4/4 white Angel Warrior creature token with flying and vigilance.

II: Until the end of turn, Angels you control gain "T: Destroy target creature with power less than this creature's power."

III: Angels you control gain double strike until end of turn. Rampage of he Valkyres

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Enchantment

When this enchantment enters, create a 4/4 white Angel creature token with flying and vigilance.Whenever an Angel you control dies, each other player sacrifices a creature of their choice. Valkyrie's Call 

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Enchantment

Whenever a nontoken, non-Angel creature you control dies, return that card to the battlefield under its owner’s control with a +1/+1 counter on it. It has flying and is an Angel in addition to its other types.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 12h
A nonfiction book written in, let’s say, the year 1795, is most likely still around in a library somewhere and every other work it referred to is probably accessible in some archive as well. A nonfiction book written in 2007 probably cites a bunch of urls that are dead or rotted beyond recognition.
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 12h
Calling fulfilling your SOs will "the mandate of Heaven"
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 12h
This makes total sense to investors. If you either win the universe or destroy it, investment logic says you bet the farm, because clearly someone else was gonna destroy the universe anyway and it should be you who wins if it pans out. We should abolish the investor class.
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 22h
The Shadow People, from the episode tale of the super speck from the show "are you afraid of the dark?"
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Do you run ttrpgs? These are a godsend too. Don't make the slop machine regurgitate something for you for more money.
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It was about killing the cringe and going to cons to enjoy things. Now con goers complain all the time that all the third spaces to be geeky *in* are gone so it's impossible to have fun in between merch stalls
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Beru VT - Chonky Pallas Cat Vtuber @berugi-vt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Millenials bitching about "identity politics" and "pronouns in bio" when they have "disney adult" and their wizard school house in their bio 😔
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
People complain about "identity politics" but aren't talking about brands encouraging parasocial engagement to their products and turning a mediocre wizard series into an identity lifestyle product line for aging millennial somehow
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This dramatic ass framing killed me
An Atlantic article about nathan fielder and Elizabeth Holmes which in some misguided attempt to make her look less like a mouse wished upon a star to be able to commit wire fraud has chosen to not only make her half of the picture smaller, a frame within a frame situation, but has also decided to cut off her mouth, which only makes her eyes funnier
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something.
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can't stop reading runescape as RunEscape
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me randomly learning Iceland and Mongolia share a tradition of colostrum pudding: hell yeah
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Every time cis people want to indulge in the TERF wizard series they go to the trans people in their lives seeking penance like we are the catholic church selling indulgences and if that's what you want, just give us some money instead of expecting it for free and let us be tired in peace
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Something that especially feels egregious to me is that a show like Magus Bride cares *so much more* about English, Welsh, Gaelic etc mythology than the incredibly bad shitty series does. It cares so much. And it's so interesting for it. And it reveals how little That Book cared.
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People get mad at me about this opinion often and I have to ask them every time: why do you think democracy has a constant need for checks and balances? What are they preventing.
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think Karl Marx was a bad historian, as far as we can tell the bend of history is towards aristocracy, and we need to actively resist those forces and not be complacent about an eventual outcome like a good little medieval peasant being promised heaven
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People think not having the opportunity of access to a platform is equivalent to punishment in prison and I think if you believe that you need to stop being social media brained
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had a glorious moment of showing my partner Mortal Kombat (1995) and hearing an audible "what the fuck" as they realized it has Christopher Lambert in it
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I once saw someone ask an llm how to make pourover coffee and it came out thin and bad and the conclusion drawn was "still, AI is amazing" and that's what's in my mind every time people try to tell me that LLMs are amazing
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the fuck you mean, the base building pikmin RTS where you fuck your wolf wife used AI
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This one. This last one. I had no bad vibes and it hurts to see it.
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
might fuck around and reinstall Battle for Wesnoth. Maybe make that mod I wanted
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's really funny that warhammer has an article out now that essentially boils down to "we made marines harder but have you, a not marine player, considered getting good"
warhammer-community.com
Warhammer 40,000 – Balance Update: Chaos, the Imperium and Xenos Fight Back
Learn what yesterday’s big changes mean for the non-Space Marines factions.
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's very funny that Rowling wrote a book about a rich jock who becomes a cop and expected the audience of books, you know, readers, to not connect with the bookish nerd character that the series spends a lot of time mocking for her beliefs. Who did she expect to read this, people who don't?
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Joyce Carol Oates isn't your friend, she just fell into a toxic vat of wit in the sixties and she could foil Batman any time she wanted
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Joe @joegamedev.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm making a #blender add-on that lets you sculpt directly onto low poly models via the manipulation of object space surface normals under the hood
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This, to me, was much closer to the "template" of a pbta move when I was writing in that style than "acting under fire" ever was.
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lumpley @lumpley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
15 years ago when Apocalypse World was new and people were beginning to understand and work with it, it was seductive to look at "acting under fire" and see, not one basic move of several, but the template underlying all the game's moves. Like @kierongillen.bsky.social 's classic gag:
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have one WIP which is a group-oriented wargame about attrition and depression, one that's a romantic fantasy oriented non-mechanical guidebook, and one that's a hardcore HEMA inspired dueling game. Hi, I should focus on something and release it
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On one hand you should use titles like a normal person, on the other I completely refuse to use the english title for "the girl with the dragon tattoo" in any context I can because I think the decision to localize it that way is cowardice and travesty that protects the fee-fees of rapist men
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Everyone talks about Batman in icelandic being Leðurblökumaðurinn but Spider-Man is Köngulóarmaðurinn and he gets to be left alone about it
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Borders" is a conspiracy by big nations to sell more imperialism
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Dr. Nic Junius @quakefultales.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gotta love when it's "shut the fuck up the gentiles are talking" hours
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Making black coffee in a pink carafe
A pink insulated coffee carafe on a marble countertop. On it rests a pink coffee funnel with coffee in a filter inside it.
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People like to go "they're actually worshipping some primitive pagan war god like Thor and pretending its Christian" and frankly, you leave my redhead crossdressing bae outta your infighting, Christians
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(Self) Regulators, mount up! @bankuei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here's the thing; they had toddlers signing away their rights to see their parents through the Bush & Obama years. These atrocities have been happening the whole time.
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
jon arbuckle in "garfield and friends" looks horrified into a house from a window. behind him is Mister Sickos by famed onion cartoonist Kelly, also looking in with sick glee.
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
jon arbuckle in "garfield and friends" looks horrified into a house from a window. behind him is Mister Sickos by famed onion cartoonist Kelly, also looking in with sick glee.
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Dr. Nic Junius @quakefultales.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Given that the AI industry does not care about the people's computer component the CPU, we should be figuring out software rendering in an even bigger way now
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I guess old world is doing pretty damn well huh
A poster for a Warhammer: The Old World world team championships, with Nanowar of Steel supporting Italy, Sabaton supporting Sweden and Wind Rose supporting England. Yes, the bands. it's captioned "first in my bloodline to witness something like this"
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anecdotally I do consistently run into people who have deep rooted concerns about age gaps in fan fiction being from American states that allow marrying children, which makes a morbid kind of sense
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
no one cares about Blood Machines the way I care about it I suspect
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my wife dug out some old kitchen table magic decks. I got my old Modern format Merfolk deck and smashed together a kitchen table thing of Avishkar cards centered around sacrificing artifacts to ping with Marionette Master. It reminded us mtg is fun actually
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Unseen Japan @unseenjapan.com · 28/09/2026
NEW: Is it true that Japan loves AI because of Shinto? Not really. In fact, a slew of surveys show that use and acceptance of generative AI is much more muted in the land of Astro Boy and Doraemon than recent headlines imply.
unseen-japan.com
Japan Doesn't Love AI As Much As You Think It Does
Does Japan REALLY welcome its new robot overlords? A deep dive into what Japan thinks about AI.
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
XKCD #2501: experts in their field.

"Popular music is second nature to us music journalists, so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows the top radio charts."

"And a7x, of course."

"Of course."
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My lovely partner, immediately: "oh yeah, what about dramaturgical analysis" Your apples can sit with my oranges dear 😘💜
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tabletop game systems have systems rhetoric and procedural rhetoric. When you write even something as simple and basic as a d20 as making an attack roll you've made an inherently ideological statement about the world. That means your design is open to being analyzed as literature.
en.wikipedia.org
Procedural rhetoric - Wikipedia
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Doing my horrible diligence by looking at Facebook because icelanders are too stuck in habit to change and discovering half the people who were aping rhetoric about killing people like me in the streets are now openly discussing guillotining the rich
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If I see anyone wearing this I will go into rotschreck
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