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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

my hot girlfriend trolts me online

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hazel marie @dykeworship.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

allies 30 seconds after mild criticism

cardboard box labeled "be quite!® straight power"

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LUKA - NSFSANTI🔞 @nsfsanti.bsky.social · 18h

(skipping over 1 because I want to redo it)

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porkchop / handler alice @ryonahole.bsky.social · 15h

high lord falcon stealing my damn corn again.

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[IRONMAIDEN] ⬡-Drone #0038 @hexdrone-0038.bsky.social · 19h

Ensnared by chains~ Struggling to escape~ And yet. This feels so right...

A latex coated entity wrapped in chains realising the predicament it is in. Its exists on a reflective surface of pink, purple and white.

A latex coated entity wrapped in chains realising the predicament it is in. It struggles against the chains

A latex coated entity wrapped in chains realising the predicament it is in. Its exists on a reflective surface of pink, purple and white. It stares down at its own reflection, lost in its own sight

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Dr. Kill Everyone (Eclipse) @eclipse.gay · 20h

it's my birthday!!!! 😊

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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Thinking back on this, all these years later, this was a small but very formative moment in my life with respect to living in diverse communities. From my earliest days I was surrounded by a Spanish speaking co-community, and when I later moved to south florida, Cuban culture was familiar already

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Someone, A Crime to Meat @estrogenandspite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Yes yes yes this is what I’m talking about love you switches!! (Repost with Alt text)

Stop Using Anti- Switch Language
Instead of:
Panel One!!
Middle Girl
Someone's Feeling
Subby Today
My Slave
I Knew You Were A
Sub All Along
Say:
So This Is Your True Power...
Dark Lieutenant
That Maid Uniform Looks Lovely On You
My Beloved Pet
Thank You For Trusting Me With Your Vulnerability. You Are No Less Powertul For It And I Still Respect You

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DaThings Quotes @dathingsquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If you're dead, you're not quite ready to take on Super Mario Bros. Wonder.

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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

everything was filled with sperm, except the captain’s pantaloons pockets

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Mark Lambert (Now on VGen) @remanance.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My honest advice to anyone with impostor syndrome is to think about yourself less. These artforms have existed in some form for millennia, yet here you are in big 2026 thinking youve found a special way to fall through the gaps and trick people into thinking you're good. It's not that deep brother.

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where the oleander grows @nonblnary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

rpg safety tool: walk it off, buddy

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where the oleander grows @nonblnary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

rpg safety tool: any time something you dont like is happening plug your ears and go LALALALALALA NONONO

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i don't know the best time to opine about the possibility of rehabilitation and restorative justice and so on but the worst time is 5 minutes after one of your favs is outed doing something terrible

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the haver of it🔞 @taylortitmouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

kinktober 03: shape have you read atra menta: her unicorn. you should. this is her unicorn taylor-titmouse.itch.io/atra-menta-u...

asphodel the unicorn in red rope shibari

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Faerie Princess Blueberry @princess-blueberry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

the "forcing your botgirl to download 20 terabytes of porn to fluster her" thing is getting old. make your botgirl download 20 terabytes of etiquette manuals and essays on chastity, then make her cum on your boots in a back alley

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fact & fib @phimeirai.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

its chill

a 5 panel comic, in which a bunny anthro, Ganymedes, enters the frame, exclaiming "NOOOO DONT STAB OUR (dear) TEST SUBJECT"
followed by io, a possum straddling lancaster, a coyote thing, while holding a scalpel in a closed fist downwards grip. they say 'dude chill its just knife play' and lancaster says "yeah man, 's no big deal"

ganymedes goes 'oh okay' and leaves the room, promptly reentering ont he last frame bursting thru with an aghast expression. callisto is laughing in the background.

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mellowed sunshine, @vivisection-dust.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

is rlly good and yummy, as per da usual Lady Andrea puts forth very compelling arguments nodding nodding

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Lady Andrea, Vampire Lord @dioptre-hertz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

me after making my doll cum really hard with the vibrator

Your skill in Wands has increased to 75.
You feel normal.

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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Traditionally published English language literature is so fucking dead

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Lady Andrea, Vampire Lord @dioptre-hertz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

the stupid necromancy conspiracy theory thing has been making the rounds again, so here's your reminder that it has ALREADY BEEN DEBUNKED and i've addressed it extensively in interviews. let's not spread misinformation. archiveofourown.org/works/80140501

How the Royal Household Sees the Funeral Conspiracies

by Ingeny

Summary:
Two months after the State Funeral massacre, the Royal Communications Secretary discusses the rumors that have cropped up in its wake

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The State Funeral for His Immaculate Majesty King Hivemoon was, to put it simply, an unmitigated disaster, and has barely left the news cycle in the weeks since [...]

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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sorry it literally burns an entire generation of game developers to ash to make one (1) game like Baldurs Gate 3, and then the whole industry passes into the west like the elves.

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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ＞∿＜ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

whole generation of kids (like mine) finishing baldurs gate 3 with their friends and going Great! What's the next game like this we can play together like this?? and me going "well"

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Lady Andrea, Vampire Lord @dioptre-hertz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

more vampire discourse today. some of you bloodbags really need to sit your asses down and listen #CurseYouVampireLordAndrea

wizardarchetypes:

how come every time i call out vampire lords for enthralling people, y'all on this site are like "that sounds nice actually. i don't want to be responsible for my problems anymore. i don't want to pay rent."

in what world do you think your vampire LORD is absolving you of your everyday problems like work and rent! lord is a load bearing identifier here. i didn't say you're being enthralled by a marxist vampire community organizer. you think some guy who's been a land lord for 1300 years or whatever the hell is going to tell you to quit your retail job?

you think you're going to be his cute stay at home thrall??

dioptre-hertz:

speaking as a vampire lord myself, i feel like i have to defend myself here, because these allegations are frankly quite bigoted. if you think about it, and if you look deep into my eyes for a second, you'll realize that vampire lords are not remotely similar to landlords, feudal lords, etc, because of what happens when you expose your neck to me and close your eyes. yeah, and unbutton your shirt a bit too. thanks babygirl

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Lady Andrea, Vampire Lord @dioptre-hertz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i'm getting better at driving the car! today i drove really well. i was so proud of myself that when we got back home, i smiled at my husband and made eye contact the entire time as i put the car in park, engaged the hand brake, and very confidently turned the key the wrong way into the ignition

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Lady Andrea, Vampire Lord @dioptre-hertz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i'll just admit it: i don't understand the appeal of "instant loss". isn't it hotter when you get to break them really, really slowly over a long period of time

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Lady Andrea, Vampire Lord @dioptre-hertz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

my king is so incredibly cruel to me. wicked, vicious little brat-prince. i should just kill and eat Him. (muttering deliriously) i should kill and eat Him soon

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Lady Andrea, Vampire Lord @dioptre-hertz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i'll be the first to say that i don't like the catholic church as a political institution and i think the whole "spark of humanity" argument is absolute dogshit. but, that being said, this is fucking funny

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Saturn @saturn-illus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

#oc

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Lady Andrea, Vampire Lord @dioptre-hertz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

that's right. which is why Hackers (1995) is good

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Heather Flowers (500FF DEMO OUT NOW) @hthrflwrs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

the purpose of a movie is not to tell a story. the purpose of a movie is to show you something that blasts your tits clean off. sometimes that involves a story but not always

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