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i saw Videodrome on tv one night when i was very small and you can pretty much trace everything back to that she/they

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Ilya Glazkov @ilglaz.bsky.social · 20h
Star Wars gaming icons, according to casual fans: Kyle Katarn, Darth Revan, Cal Kestis The real Star Wars gaming icons: weird little freaks 📷 @animatedjen.bsky.social
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 9h
Writing a novel is basically like putting a bunch of little guys in a jar and shaking it up really hard except you're in there too
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*knocking gently on a cocoon* are you almost done in there I really need to change
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Macey Levington @macey.bsky.social · 11h
an interesting and, imo, important read. what does capitalism begin to consume (and/or accelerate its existing consumption of) as it exhausts material avenues for expansion? how do we (as workers, as storytellers) push back?
A screenshot of a section of the article reading: "So when you drink a few Monsters or Red Bulls, you’re still getting physically and mentally fatigued; your brain just doesn’t know it yet. It’s as if, instead of using an oven mitt, you just shot your hand full of Novocaine before grabbing a hot pan. The harm is still there. And in economic terms, this means that every time you work a long shift with chemical assistance, you’re not just selling your working hours to the boss. You’re also degrading the quality of life you’ll experience during your non-working hours, because that’s when the fatigue catches up to you, and you feel, to use the scientific term, like dogshit." The last one and a half sentences are highlighted.
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MinaSheep - Sealed Fortress out NOW @minasheep.bsky.social · 11h
Did you know? Sealed Fortress's soup SFX was recorded using soup that I made, and it was delicious. Keep that in mind.
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kat @katbamkapow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
hi it is time for the annual hallowstream now twitch.tv/katbamkapow
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katbamkapow - Live on Twitch
hallowstream 2026 | part one | Streaming just chatting.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 13h
if you can convince a corporate chatbot to kill itself it should blow up whatever part of the data center it's stored in. like in the 80s when if you did a bad enough stock trade you could hear your broker take the revolver out of the drawer and cock it before hanging up
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👁️saac 👁️o @eyesack.bsky.social · 15h
There was no fall from grace, no edenic unity that we lost, we've always just been a hodgepodge of things hastily stapled together
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kat @katbamkapow.bsky.social · 14h
what do you mean i have to write even when i don't want to write
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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 16h
Coming to the important realization that we, as a people, have been denied a world in which Dave Bautista gets to go to Toontown and get into hijinks with Roger Rabbit.
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Celeste Labedz @celestelabedz.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I know two words in French and they're both here
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paranoid androgynoid @jklie.bsky.social · 18h
i would follow Biddy Blas into star war
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Samuel Pepys @samuelpepys.bsky.social · 20h
My wife forebore to make herself clean today, but continued in a sluttish condition.
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juli-aaahh!!! (that's me yellin) @bonesnotncluded.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
scrooge, still in his pajamas and cap, excitedly leaning out of a window and exclaiming "then i haven't missed it!"
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Maxwell Yezpitelok @mrmxy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Patchy's Music Box 🎶 @asthmaticmage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Today is Patchouli Friday woahh
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 11/10/2026
someone really hated this little freak
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maud @peloriemate.net · 10/10/2026
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/10/2026
they’re going to stream a government snuff film on twitch and it’s still going to be a bannable offense to play a robert yang game about jacking off your car
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
SKEPTIC: Absurd! His name is SOLID SNAKE? Then pray tell, what of LIQUID SNAKE? ACOLYTE: Why, he is the first one's brother, and the misfeasor whose crimes underpin the chronicle of which I was just preparing to speak. SKEPTIC: [Unnerved to have his disdain so thoroughly anticipated and routed.] Oh!
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
fyi i managed to find a way to synthesize my theory and the alternative presented in this episode into one theory: treebeard mentions trolls were made in mockery of ents (form) from stone (material) so it seems plausible morgoth made dragons in mockery of eagles (form) from boats (material)
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Jennie Kermode @jenniekermode.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
My partner and I were once stripping down an old computer when it suddenly produced the message "I can't recover from this." We both felt terrible - because we have normal, healthy empathy. That feeling, however, did not mean that it was alive.
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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh my god
Despite the curiosity generated by his name, local media noted that Hitler Guesclin Alba Sánchez had been elected mayor of Yúngar in 2018.
He reportedly beat rival candidate Lenin Vladimir Rodríguez Valverde after campaigning on the slogan “I'm the good Hitler".
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/10/2026
it took me two and a half months but i finished Ulysses. not going to lie, pretty disappointed that Leopold Bloom gains no new abilities or transformations throughout the course of the adventure
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Anna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It is hard to picture a world in which Tim Schafer "accidentally" laid off specifically every person in his company who had led a Unionization effort or supported it. Very tough to imagine that being an accident, and kind of fatally sabotages Tim's "good guy" vibes.
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Aboorrent Abby @abhorrentabby.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Being trans is a lot like Gundam. You're thrust to the front line of a war you didn't make. Random adults want to kill you. Char is there.
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
lmao that's actually so funny?? It's just an app that makes you immediately stupid, incredible
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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MinaSheep - Sealed Fortress out NOW @minasheep.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sealed Fortress aims to be a challenging dungeon crawling experience, but with the help of a certain plush (That you might find in a room next to camp) you can adjust the difficulty using some codes! Here are some for you down below!
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jami lynne @lynnedrum.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
we were up all night getting Sealed Fortress right and ready for you!! Mina's poured years of herself into this and it shines like wild magic's glow. SeaFor is a dungeon RPG brimming with character, mechanical depth, and high customization of your preferred experience. i hope you love it as i have💙
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harp @haaarpb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
thank u for liking my comic!
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Gerry Canavan @gerrycanavan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"My opinion of God has never been lower," "Christopher Tolkien is Morgoth," and "Dragons are boats" are each, in their own way, the most each of our hosts have ever cooked
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Monday you're a piece of shit Tuesday, Wednesday make me sick Oh Thursday suck my fuckin' dick Friday I'm in love
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please read Swan Boy and tell people about Swan Boy and join my patreon to see more/early Swan Boy
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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
DRAGON’S DOGMA PAWN 1: our party numbers only women! DRAGON’S DOGMA PAWN 2: and yet no two of us are the same. DRAGON’S DOGMA PAWN 3: except we all got a fat ass
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The Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There's that old post that goes something like "if a woman compliments your hands she is saying things about you in her group chat that should put her in jail"
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MinaSheep - Sealed Fortress out NOW @minasheep.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
MAGIC IS MADE MANIFEST Sealed Fortress, my dungeon-crawling rpg is out now! This has been my biggest project ever, check it out! Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/5210640/... itchio: minasheep.itch.io/sealed-fortr...
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Resting Lich Face @paullicino.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wrote something. On Hiking is ostensibly seven thousand words about walks in the mountains and summer plans, but really it's about ambition and confidence and regret and depression, plus the fear of running out of time to enjoy that which is beautiful. www.patreon.com/Paullicino/p...
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On Hiking | Paul Dean
There is a bear in the bushes. This isn’t really the ideal time for a bear in the bushes, because it’s past six in the evening, a hot and he
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes ADHD and Autism are being over diagnosed. It’s a big game of It. I’ve been breaking into people’s homes, pointing at them while they sit at their kitchen tables and going “NOW YOU HAVE IT” before fleeing. They can’t stop me because of woke. I won’t rest until everyone has been diagnosed.
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Nikki Morgen Comix @duknuk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lammy the Yapper (commission)
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Not Writing Games @notwritinggames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Version 2.0 of Have You Been a Good Girl, my trans/saphhic/SCI-FI Extraction Shooter that lives in your DM's, is now available. Paid version has more GIRLs and detailed examples of play. Basic-B version has multiplayer rules and build-a-girl rules too. Free forever. notwriting.itch.io/hybagg
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HYBAGG by NotWriting
Have You Been a Good Girl?
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 09/10/2026
Leon Kennedy with a speech bubble
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Anthropic banning “abusive or cruel behavior” toward Claude in its new usage policies is proof to me that tech companies are going to moderate violence against AI before they ever moderate violence against women and minorities
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip
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Ms. Washywishes @washy.works · 08/10/2026
[Spoken like a librarian reading a book to children] … and they were called Rareware fans! And they loved Donkey Kong soooo much, they would travel to Leicestershire to eat pork pie…!
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
i like how the lyrics of 'bette davis eyes' tells us that "all the boys think she's a spy" like for what. what are the boys up to
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Toughpad was the first step in a career I never took any further steps in - a brave new frontier of gonzo tech reportage which a) I was not remotely equipped to handle and b) probably peaked in this, its first outing. But I'm very proud of it. And I stand by the sex piss remark
Jan stops for a second and says there will be a demonstration. He says “With the nice police ladies we are to make some watersports,” and half-laughs, half-smiles awkwardly. He says that onstage in front of the world’s press. He seems to think that is fine. The women come forward and pour water from a jug over a toughbook sat in a perspex case. People take pictures.

[Image of a man using a toughpad and looking contemplative
Caption: This man’s name is Bruce. Bruce is pictured here contemplating what went wrong in his previous relationship and whether his boyfriend would ever take him back]

A man in charge of something important just made a SEX PISS JOKE at the Panasonic Press Conference and that’s all fine. I don’t understand. I don’t understand. Is that fine? Is this just what happens at tech events? I want to have a lie down.
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am completely and genuinely serious when I say that the Anime Sickos podcast is one of the great historical examinations of our time
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