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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 1h
Astronomer voice Watch this space
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 3h
The reason I talk like this is because I was taught a version of the alphabet song that ended "X, Y, and yup even Z"
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 4h
[Texting my Type A friend] This is gonna be my month for real. Watch this space [Texting $200 Herman Miller Aeron marketplace listing] would yoy do $70
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 4h
Saw a Greek film the other day. Every time they said “malaka,” I smiled and thought, “The Wire :)”
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 5h
I've decided to be good from now on.
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 12h
Did you feel that. It's October
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 15h
Rufus Wainwright was actually sooo real for doing Rufus Does Judy at Carnegie Hall. Talking at all the same times she does in the recording. Girl
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A Day in the Life of Jo does this amazing thing where the kids are always listening to songs that have had second winds from streaming algorithms. Feels like the most contemporary thing about the movie? Shockingly effective too. It’s cool because if it wasn’t all diegetic it would just make me upset
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I like this rendition becayse she lowkey does sing it like shes broke music.apple.com/us/album/i-c...
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I Can't Give You Anything But Love (Live At Carnegie Hall/1961) by Judy Garland on Apple Music
Song · 1961 · Duration 6:48
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#LaBolaNegraChallenge #LaBolaNegra
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nobody told me that A Day in the Life of Jo is about how it feels to be 15 and spend your lunch period in the music room listening to Vashti Bunyan. I’m so fucked up right now
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sometimes they let you in 30 minutes early for a film at Lincoln center and the theater is briefly filled with people over the age of 45 shuffling around trying to find the best seat
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ethel Cain at 4:00pm on a Monday
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Glenn Close voice La Bola Negra
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Last night was a one-woman show
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Dennis Cooper, "Square One"
Pornography on the other hand can be both sexual documentary and art. In terms of structure alone, the monotony inherent in its form-the introduction of characters, interaction, seduction, nudity, sexual encounter, climax, separation—has such a tendency to induce boredom that, in order to maintain interest, a viewer is forced to examine what's being projected before him or her with increasing cleverness. Slight discrepancies in the quality of light, certain camera angles, bad overdubbing and finally the omnipresence of the director and crew become paramount. Collectively they imbue what seems a simple, static scene with added dimension. Viewers, if they so choose, can apply the same rigorous mindset to porno films as they do to a show of paintings, enjoy the pleasures of flesh as they would the medium of paint, while judging and contextualizing a movie's farther components according to self-deduced rules of thumb.
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gen Alpha a-g microcinema called Cinema 67
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[socially contages you]
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve read the article and concluded that the author may be the most malevolent reporter in Massachusetts
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Devastating shade in the comments of today’s NYT crossword: “It’s been really nice starting the week with three Monday puzzles in a row”
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 21/11/2025
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It’s interesting that they started putting movies I want to see in AMC theaters right after I canceled my A-List subscription. Just taking note of the forces rising against me.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nancy 9/23/26
Nancy is reading a trendy fashion magazine that says “Trend alert! Boys love long hair. Grow!!” Nancy takes the advice, and grows out her hair spikes. Sluggo is stunned by her beauty.
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just can’t bring myself to believe that Tom Cruise is DIGGER. If he were to, say, disappear into the role, however…
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m hearing they made a movie where Tom Cruise is DIGGER?
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Can't stop referring to other trans women as "one of ours." Or local community acts as being a part of "this thing of ours." Just something I'm up to
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Colette Arrand @colettearrand.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh hey, Triangle-area folks, there are 87 seats in the theater we’re showing Castration Movie in, and I would love to see 86 people in the ones I’m not occupying. Please come out! Tell yr friends!! 🎥 ✂️
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
What do you know about this music.apple.com/us/album/wic...
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Wichita Lineman by Glen Campbell on Apple Music
Song · 1968 · Duration 3:06
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The best parts of Chronovisor are when it feels like a ghost story. Like that one shot where the lead leaves the room and the curtain blows up really high. Scary
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
White boy Stuns with pitch-perfect impression of the NTS radio bumper voice
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When they talk about ‘The Grid’ in Tron, they’re talking about Grindr. Yup. Just another adult reference in your favorite Disney cartoons…
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s so admirable that Will Toledo hopped on Cute Thing and essentially went “I wish I was like James Brown and Frank Ocean and also John Linnell”
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Just remembered that the earliest known recording of Will Toledo performing music is a cover of the They Might Be Giants x Homestar Runner song. Chills
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Sometimes They Might Be Giants is like if The Beatles wrote songs for ten year olds. In a good way
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It was actually so many high schoolers watching Uncut Gems when it came out. Like why did half of our varsity lacrosse team spend our seventh period Spanish class discussing it. That was crazy
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watching this and having so much fun 🤭 kicking my feet 🤗 Dennis Cooper and Zac Farleyyyy 😍
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Laughing because if I was like six months on hormones right now I’d probably mostly be thinking “damn I have to get really good at baseball”
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If there were 12 more hours in a day I would be playing World of Warcraft for suuuure
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ira @lashonhara.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sometimes I see a man I don’t like post about something that annoys me. But ultimately it will be okay.
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
FAUSTIAN BARGAIN MADE: They will let me write the 33 1/3 book on ‘Gaga at Carnegie Hall (2051).’ In exchange, I was told I will be of ‘barren womb’— FISH!
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The bit in Rent Boy where the narrator is really mean about Ladies Who Lunch…why did Gary Indiana do that…
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejcZ...
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dead in iraq machinima america's army
YouTube video by Joseph DeLappe
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
unfortunate habit of mine is writing off any letterboxd review that begins with a quote from the movie. especially if it sums up a thematic element of the movie in question. Like yeah man they put that line there for a reason. It's their movie. Stopping Myself From Doing This Right Now voice
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Jill @jilliondollarbaby.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Instagram should add a closer enemies story
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You don't hear many new adages. Always the old crap
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Turning on Reddit app notifications for NYFF ticket exchange thread. Excited to get five daily notifications that say crap like “New in r/transgender: ‘Can’t go on like this anymore’”
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
[At presidential town hall debate] And what is your plan to stop master shake from being mean to meatwad
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Many have been asking me about my two or three years plan. All you need to know is that years one or two are for preparing. And years two or three are for winning.
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I feel like I just got a call telling me a deceased cousin came back to life or something. I'm scared
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