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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 6h

A definite sign of ageing is that you cannot impress me with "over 20 years" anymore. Am I expected to think this sauce is ancient, because it's as old as Nelly Furtado's Maneater?

Marks & Spencer in-store signage for a tomato sauce that says "The same Calabrian recipe for over 20 years"

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it's Halloween name charloh! (it/its) @charloh.online · 11h

a field guide to Skarsgårds: if silver fox he be, that's Stellan you see unsettling but hot, Alexander you've got only dread doth you fill, then behold, that is Bill

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

We’re live-streaming an execution but banning books about slavery and the existence of gay people. God bless America.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My coworker announced her pregnancy with some cookies from a local bakery. Today she announced the baby’s gender with some cookies from a local bakery. I am wondering what else we can find out about this baby because this is going well.

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Beccy S @beccys.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The library archive in heaven better be detailed and extensive. I have a list I will be taking to whoever runs that thing

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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

guess who’s Brack Brack again Britain’s Brack Brell your friends

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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 29/09/2026

bold and wildly inexplicable photo choice here

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Jenn Brasler @handle.invalid · 26/09/2026

Drink whatever you want at a job interview, as long as it’s out of a mug that says “Ask me about my 90-day plan to double profits.”

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

stealing your syrup (usyruping)

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Gary Bainbridge @garybainbridge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

When "white sauce" in fish pie Contains cheese, it’s a lie. That’s a mornay.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

simply cannot imagine paying $100k to drive around in a giant KICK ME sign

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Jenn Brasler @handle.invalid · 16/09/2026

Campaign strategy: "Please. Please?"

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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

GEFILTE PHISHING

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 15/09/2026

This is one of the funniest threads I’ve read in ages. At no point does OP break, and the landlords, well, www.reddit.com/r/Landlord/c...

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Jenn Brasler @handle.invalid · 14/09/2026

I was getting up at 6:00 to be at school by 7:00 for choir practice. I haven't gotten up at 6:00 since. I don't even know if 6:00 a.m. exists anymore.

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Man at the gym has set his treadmill to an almost vertical incline and is basically running on all fours at full speed. I have no idea what he's training for but when he's ready, we won't be.

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Jenn Brasler @handle.invalid · 13/09/2026

He was warned. He was given an explanation. Nevertheless, he persisted.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

How far we've fallen that the reaction to a President of the United States straight up bribing voters is "Well, he probably won't pay it" instead of "Holy shit, a President of the United States is straight up bribing voters!"

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Amy Colleen @amycolleen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"AI has a 1 in 10 chance of wiping out all humanity" Ok well I am currently busy being worried about death via climate change, cyclosporiasis, mass shooting, plane falling out of the sky, and JD Vance sending a SWAT team to vaporize women who voted Democrat, but I'll add that to the waiting list

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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 07/09/2026

Me yelling “pick a direction!” at a squirrel in the road is probably exactly how God feels watching me make a decision.

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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Happy 72nd Birthday to Ruby Bridges, who at the age of 6 desegregated the New Orleans public schools. She’s younger than 30 senators and our last two presidents—and only 7 years older than Barack Obama. The past isn’t past.

Ruby Bridges flanked by three U.S. Marshals on the steps of her school

Norman Rockwell’s painting depicting the event, “The Problem We All Live With,” originally published as a centerfold in the January 14, 1964 issue of Look magazine.

Ruby Bridges talking with President Obama as they look at Rockwell’s painting while it was temporarily displayed at the White House in 2011.

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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

If I was dying and I said something really good, I'd probably just shut up till the end. No one ever asks about your second-to-last words

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Jenn Brasler @handle.invalid · 03/09/2026

I know we're only one episode into the new series but I've already added Chloe to my list of favorite contestants ever. #taskmaster

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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026

As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.

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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.

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Dr Mand @mandapen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Bi-derman Bi-derman Loves whoever He wants and can Spins a web, any size Catches hearts: straights, gays and bis. Sexuality’s a spectrum, Here comes the Bi-dermaaaan

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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Someday soon hes going to be over and trans folk will continue to exist and, hopefully, thrive, for as long as there are humans on this planet.

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Mike Gianella @mikegianella.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

for a lot of us it comes down to us or someone we love and it isn’t a hypothetical, we need to know if you have our/their backs.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Cheer up guys raw cookie dough is now at least as safe as most fresh produce

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Not to get too political, but it would be nice if, even for a day or so, everything could stop getting worse.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

If randomly renaming bodies of water doesn't solve your trade war, I'm not sure what will.

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

You can survive most horror movies by politely but firmly saying "no thank you"

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Jenn Brasler @handle.invalid · 26/08/2026

"The Westing Game" taught me how clever mysteries can be, and how satisfying a story is when all the pieces fit together.

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I know it’s hard to watch all these beautiful things be carried away by time and see the wrong things growing in their place. But listen. Listen. We have to be the beautiful things now. It has to be us. It has to be us. Courage.

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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

every billionaire & tech mogul, they all want to be adored & celebrated without doing the things Dolly did with a fraction of the power & money. What she had, she gave away. I'm sure she was comfortable (& that's good!). But she just relentlessly helped. It's not that difficult. Love. Care. Help. 💚🌸

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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 25/08/2026

dolly’s wings are going to be 97% rhinestone. matching halo.

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Jenn Brasler @handle.invalid · 25/08/2026

1. Everything's coming up Milhouse! 2. Money can be exchanged for goods and services. 3. We're going out, Marge. If we don't come back, avenge our deaths. 4. There's a 4:30 in the morning now? 5. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22/08/2026

not humiliating enough. there should be a row of mounted water guns children can put a quarter into that lets them squirt smokers like they're riding a log flume

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

“It’s not fair that all the exciting history already happened and I won’t get to live through anything interesting,” I whined as a teenager in 2007. In the distance, hoofbeats.

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Jenn Brasler @handle.invalid · 15/08/2026

Putting this on my LinkedIn page with the caption "If you hire me as an editor, you'll never have to worry about this happening."

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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026

If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

clearly there was a mewtiny

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Jenn Brasler @handle.invalid · 05/08/2026

I love this, though. I'm going to start describing kids as "kind of new." They are! They're new to being humans! They've never done this before! "Why is that three-year-old having a meltdown?" "Well, he's kind of new, so..."

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

With great power comes great responsibility – Spider-Man Owing to current fiscal constraints, great responsibility comes with no increase in salary – Spider-Manager

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Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Speaking of which: I have long thought that there should be a "We Are the World"-style charity record encouraging people to use turn signals.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/07/2026

C-SPAN is replaying historical Lindsey Graham speeches all day today in case someone you know finished last in their fantasy football league and still needs to be punished for it

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