Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Yep. I survived the movie. No way am I getting killed now." #svengoolie 070
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"WOO! PACKERS! WOO!!" "This is Pennsylvania." "WOO! EAGLES! WOO!!!" #svengoolie 250
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"They're dead. They're all messed up." Another of the greatest hits. #svengoolie 070
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It's one of those Barbie "you do the hairdo" dolls. #svengoolie 030
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Looks like I picked the wrong week the quit smoking." #svengoolie 060
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So... Cooper's basement idea doesn't seem so bad NOW, does it? #svengoolie 0100
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Autograph, Ms. Tallman?" "Not today." #svengoolie 060
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It's like last call at an Applebee's. #svengoolie 050
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026They're just figuring out NOW there's an attic? #svengoolie 060
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026No one would want to hang with THIS Mr. Cooper. #svengoolie 0100
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Let's read the meter while we're out here." #svengoolie 090
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Watch out, Ben! It's Zombie Ron Burgundy! #svengoolie 180
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What if you pretended to be a zombie? The zombies are dumb as hell. They'd be fooled. #svengoolie 050
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I was about to show you one of the shots they wouldn't allow on MeTV, but then I realized they wouldn't allow it on Bluesky either. #svengoolie 160
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Either I've got shells in my pocket, or I'm just happy to see you." #svengoolie 040
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Is there still enough time for him to do his late show at Caesar's Palace? #svengoolie 160
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026How did she audition for this part? By napping? #svengoolie 050
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026They could literally be any Philadelphia Eagles fans staggering home after a game. #svengoolie 180
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Oof. Patricia Tallman, you are one spicy little number. #svengoolie 030
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"And not a single word about reversing male pattern baldness? What the hell kind of news show is this?" #svengoolie 060
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Clearly, this station brought in the backup news anchor for this. #svengoolie 090
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026See, this is what happens when you have an open house. People take it too literally. #svengoolie 060
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"My sideburns can't hold up forever!" #svengoolie 050
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When Zombie Jim Jarmusch breaks into your house... #svengoolie 080
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Yeah, but what if they want to iron some pants? #svengoolie 060
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"We have to get Help... or A Hard Day's Night. Either one." #svengoolie 070
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"You might want to give her some ginger ale and saltines." #svengoolie 0100
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is her personal hell. Six consecutive hours without chardonnay. #svengoolie 091
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I can't believe this show is in its third season. #svengoolie 051
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"When I said I wanted to get hammered tonight..." #svengoolie 090
Joe Blevins @joeblevins.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"Can't you read the sign? NO SOLICITORS!" #svengoolie 0100
