Reposted by Jed Foster𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026America (the band): “Due to our name, our worldwide ticket sales have plummeted.” The Presidents of the United States of America (the band): “Yeah? We’re all Walmart greeters now. Peaches are on sale, BTW.” 410728
Reposted by Jed FosterGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 203186575269
Reposted by Jed FosterCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 12/06/2026be careful out there - a couple more trillionaires and people are gonna start realizing that money is fake 212629
Reposted by Jed FosterSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Capricorn: Your ideas lately are too big, you have to start thinking smaller. No, even smaller than that. Actually just stop thinking altogether. 013236
Reposted by Jed Foster✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 27/02/2025it’s like, i want the country road to take me home and i’d love to be in a place where i belong, but is that really west virginia? 1342245279
Reposted by Jed FosterPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Chekov's gun? Um, I'm pretty sure he used a phaser. 17463109
Jed Foster @jedfoster.com · 11/09/2026Ironically, my copy of this jigsaw puzzle was literally missing a piece. 011
Reposted by Jed FosterEdmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Why are field trips reserved only for schoolchildren? Wouldn't we all benefit from an educational visit to a museum, fish hatchery, or haunted forest instead of being at work today? 49216
Reposted by Jed Fosternash flynn @itsnashflynn.bsky.social · 23/11/2024i guess my question is have we ever really given strange women in ponds distributing swords as a system of government a chance 17570136
Reposted by Jed FosterThe Sound Defense @thesounddefense.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Coyote vs. Acme is so good that it just makes me even more angry at David Zaslav for trying to bury it. What a delightful movie with a surprising amount of heart. Wile E. Coyote is the best he has ever been in that film. Everyone who enjoys fun needs to go and see it. 939777
Reposted by Jed FosterDaniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 08/06/2026"On Leather Wings" is a near perfect opening episode - A monster movie constructed like a detective story wrapped in the trappings of a comic book universe. In 1992, it felt like a rallying cry against the idea of superhero cartoons as candy-colored comfort food. And honestly, it still does. 414318
Reposted by Jed FosterDaniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 08/06/202685 days until the release of my next book, I AM THE NIGHT. 85 episodes of Batman: The Animated Series. Let's begin. 340184
Reposted by Jed Fosterborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 25/08/2026live your life in such a way that when someone else dies, everyone isn’t wishing it was you instead 3417104
Reposted by Jed FosterGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 26/08/2026RULE OF THREE RULE OF THREE RULE OF THREE 2334323
Reposted by Jed FosterStephen Belovarich @iplayitofflegit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026We lost one of the greatest while the worst among us trash our good name and destroy the lives of the most vulnerable. 051
Reposted by Jed Fosterceej @ceej.online · 25/08/2026Man, all that really matters on this earth is that more people are sad than happy when you go 131096143
Reposted by Jed Fosterslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 25/08/2026hi i’d like to report a mistake? you took the wrong 80 year old 0649104
Reposted by Jed Fosterderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 21/08/2026People tell me they like suits but don't have occasions to wear one. You can wear a suit to court, funerals, and religious services. Doesn't have to be your trial, friend's burial, or religion you believe in. Go to random trials, attend a stranger's burial, join multiple religions. Try it sometime. 2859595992
Reposted by Jed FosterGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 20/08/2026i swear to god, asking: “what is the problem you are trying to solve? followed by: “what information or data do you need to solve this problem?” are like, some of the single most important questions you need to ask a stakeholder on all kinds of projects, and so many people skip it 541647233
Reposted by Jed FosterSorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Capricorn: As events begin to unfold you will start to sound increasingly crazy, but you're right about everything. Make them listen. 117851
Reposted by Jed Fostersam @samthielman.com · 06/10/2023[sitting bolt upright in bed at 1am] most of the ways the coyote tries to kill the roadrunner would, if successful, render it totally inedible 572359406
Reposted by Jed FosterJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/08/2026here to remind you that monday is a social construct and one we can all band together to reject 591379175
Reposted by Jed Foster-tk- @cmlwlk.bsky.social · 29/07/2026If your restaurant “website” is just a fb account please know that I will quickly close the page and never think about you or your food again. 3137441
Reposted by Jed FosterDiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 28/07/2026New poster for ‘COYOTE VS ACME’ In theaters on August 28. 693151595
Reposted by Jed Fosterda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 24/07/2026DA REAL INTERNET MUST COME BACK - dashare.zone ADMIN 03063710
Reposted by Jed FosterJake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 21/07/2026When it happens, all of the living presidents should go golfing on the day of the funeral. 432263
Reposted by Jed FosterSeamus Blackley @seamus.bsky.social · 15/07/2026www.physicsmatt.com/blog/2026/5/...physicsmatt.comThe Dumbest Thing I've Read This Week II: Space Mirrors — physicsmattMirrors in space are a dumb idea. Put that aside for a second. I want to talk about math, and how physicists use math. And why you need to be better at using math as part of your thought process... 611655
Reposted by Jed FosterSena Bryer @senabryer.com · 12/07/2026Interesting to see McConnell honoring the ancient pharaoh's tradition of taking your pet along with you to the afterlife 20373471492
Reposted by Jed FosterHemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 29/06/2026If you had a time machine and brought soviet delegates to the great american state fair the ussr would still exist today 776580
Reposted by Jed FosterHemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Shift drink: Reflecting Pool 1oz rum 1oz mezcal .75oz lime .75oz honey barspoon matcha muddled mint 22093912272
Reposted by Jed FosterButtons (Ashley) 🏴☠️#OFMDForLife🏴☠️ 🏳️🌈🤡 @sevensugars.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Since I did do my PhD in cyanobacteria growth and treatment optimization modeling AND work in the water treatment industry, I’m gonna share my theory as to what’s happening here and how to fix it. People are focusing on the painted bottom of the pool increasing residual heat, and while that 1/19 21093643493
Reposted by Jed FosterWSDOT @wsdot.wa.gov · 15/06/2026WELCOME TO WASHINGTON, SOCCER FANS. Get acquainted with our state via this highly accurate and mostly-to-scale map. 822675765
Reposted by Jed FosterDan Hon @danhon.com · 12/06/2026OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA 136127052787
Reposted by Jed FosterGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 11/06/2026RIP george orwell you would’ve hated this 32399
Reposted by Jed Foster𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Sorry I’m late. My car wouldn’t start. Because I didn’t try to start it. I was enjoying the quiet. 018344
Reposted by Jed FosterLeen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 09/05/2025anyone who used to like ska has a checkered past 1258292
Reposted by Jed FosterRusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 04/06/2026well ok but they have a point that you don’t really need to know WHICH dairy is selling the dangerous raw milk because it’s any one selling raw milk 124022
Reposted by Jed FosterMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 04/06/2026If only someone could figure out how to make milk safe to drink! It'd be such a big deal the process would be named after them. 444122682477
Reposted by Jed FosterLeif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 29/05/2026You can just say “eastern” instead if “eastern standard.” We aren’t always in standard time, and you don’t sound any smarter when you say it. 2133
Reposted by Jed FosterLeif Malone @thetroops.fightins.online · 29/05/2026My other pointless fights: Please just say “slash” when reading a URL. In a world with billions of urls, none have ever had a backslash. There’s a good chance you’ve never used a backslash for anything. 2131
Reposted by Jed FosterPearl Jam @pearljam.com · 28/05/2026"Nothing As It Seems" from 'Binaural' at the band’s last show of their three-leg 2000 tour at Key Arena, Seattle. Relive the whole performance at: pj.lnk.to/20001106TP 🎥: Touring Band 2000 518035
Reposted by Jed Fosterceej @ceej.online · 24/05/2026when you have monday off, tuesday becomes monday. when you have friday off, thursday becomes friday, and you get two saturdays. obscenely better value 736630
Reposted by Jed FosterHildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 18/05/2026GIVEAWAY! Dead Weight is coming out next week and to celebrate I'm giving away two copies that have been personally bitten by Uggi and will be personally signed by me and shipped to the winners wherever they live! To enter just like and share this post and I'll select the winners on May 26th! 291310779
Reposted by Jed FosterGene Baxter @genebaxter.bsky.social · 18/05/2026We are terrible at promoting and not much better at podcasting but more than 800 episodes in, many people still seem to enjoy it. If you haven't checked us out yet, here's the link to our Patreon. Thank you! www.patreon.com/c/allieandbeanpatreon.comGet more from A Cup of Tea and a Chat with Allie and Bean on PatreonGet more from A Cup of Tea and a Chat with Allie and Bean on Patreon. Creating a podcast. Support A Cup of Tea and a Chat with Allie and Bean and get exclusive access to their work. 1114
Reposted by Jed Fostermave @mave.bsky.social · 08/05/2026What if, instead of a data center, it was a bespoke walkable village with reasonably priced housing and a darling cafe? 26614
Reposted by Jed FosterGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 14/05/2026we have a republican trifecta government and this is what they have delivered to us. put your petty fucking bullshit beefs aside and loudly blame who is responsible for what fucking ails you, or, if you can’t help yourself, shut the entire fuck up. 562098
Reposted by Jed FosterGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 14/05/2026every extra dollar you pay in groceries this summer is the fault of donald trump specifically and the republican party generally and if you don’t understand that, you’re the sucker 71296230
Reposted by Jed FosterPursuedByABomb @pursuedbyabomb.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Every book is free if you run fast enough. Then just return it later but make sure to still run fast. 1527
