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simi @simifresh.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
the bushes were people 😂
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
the set design and choreography was so beautiful that it was irrelevant that I’m a dummy who can’t understand Spanish
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11/12/2025
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported? NOEM: We haven't deported veterans MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Kraft Original Mac & Cheese Mac Friday 65" Box, 65 Count of 7.5 oz Boxes goes up on Walmart exclusive in 60 minutes (9 PM PT - $19.37) buff.ly/zdUIMSg #ad -65" TV-sized box -65 boxes of Mac n Cheese -4K Noodles
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Is Trump saying Democrats should be hanged or that Democrats should be hung?
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Christopher Y @yates.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I really want to know what’s going on in the class that meets here before mine
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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Yeah i host a podcast. It’s called a conversation with my wife. We have a new episode every night.
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Thrilled to announce I'm teaming up with Nvidia to create a basket big enough to fit all of humanity's eggs in it
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drew @dogballs.info · 17/11/2025
Being a man is all about throwing your back out. You gotta be hurting your back
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
republicans believe poor people deserve to suffer because they're lazy and weak, whereas the democrats have a much lengthier explanation
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
everyone gets so mad at the mods here for doing basic mod shit. sometimes you gotta make a little murder joke and eat a three day ban for it. that’s life baby, there’s beauty in that.
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jcq-o’-lantern @jcqzu.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Me to every politician in this state
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I just walked out of federal court where I pleaded NOT GUILTY to the charges against me. I will continue to stand up to authoritarianism and call this out for what it is: a political prosecution.
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Erin Dwyer aka Ginger Is A Construct @erindwyer.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.
It’s like photos of corn on plastic in an inflatable corn maze on grass. The inflatable parts are yellow and blue. It looks like an AI hall of mirrors but it’s IRL.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/11/2025
this sounds about right
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice. This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.” It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Have we really become so woke that we are offended by Nazi tattoos?
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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 21/10/2025
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 21/10/2025
A lot of people need to be visited by three ghosts
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
No Kings protests were one of the few times Trump, MAGA, and right-wing media were reacting to something the opposition did, rather than the opposition reacting to whatever they do. Adopt a principle from war strategy: generally better to be taking action and forcing opponents to react. Good point.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
the truth is that this isn't a theocracy and jesus isn't my fucking king
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
MSNBC captured the crowd from the Boston "No Kings" rally:
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
the constitution was written by radical left wing terrorists
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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I don't cry for help, I cry just for the love of the game.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 17/10/2025
oh you’re a nihilist? name zero things that matter
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Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Trunk 🐘 inktober day 14
Funny comic strip. Elephant “well it’s certainly…”
Elephant with trunk replaced with a human nose “you love it don’t you”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/10/2025
dying at rightwingers falling for what looks like an ai generated turning points USA half time show with special guest “measles”
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Sophie Sherry @sophiesherry.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door. 

It wasn’t the feds —  it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help. He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days. chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
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Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’
During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/10/2025
i’ll never get over this
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
In some ways this is the government now
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I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa...
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I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 08/10/2025
I grew up Catholic so I feel like I can confidently say that shooting a priest in the head with a pepper ball guarantees that you are going to hell
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words @words.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
my imposter syndrome has imposter syndrome because if I were really an imposter I would be undersecretary president of dog tariffs or whatever
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
“please don’t be mean to the politician!” is something i will truly never understand
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Charlie Warzel @cwarzel.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
feels like we're living through some kind of cultural gas leak
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 29/09/2025
god I really don’t want to work today, I am filled with immense dread
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Fortunately there's only 3 more years of rapidly escalating fascism before there's a peaceful exchange of power
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Gonna pop a Tylenol and look at some trains to see what all the fuss is about.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
The beatles purposefully wrote catchy songs to generate interest in their band
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Reading the new bluesky guidelines and this is fucked. How the hell am I supposed to make money on here now???
A. Public Safety: We keep our community safe by stopping people from using our platform for criminal activities.
i. Do not coordinate, promote, recruit or disseminate content for criminal organizations, terrorist groups, or human trafficking networks.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Charlie Kirk was a vicious, racist trust fund baby who made the world a worse place. I am the CEO of Antifa Inc. and I approve of this message.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
something something political violence
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Ken Cheng @kenchengceo.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
please, think about the damage you might cause before sending an invoice
It's time to talk about something very personal.

Receiving an invoice from a freelancer is very triggering.

There, I said it. 

The thought of money leaving my account gives me distress. 

That's why it can take me 6, 10, sometimes even 15 months to transfer it.

There is nothing more anxiety inducing than having to pay someone for a job they've done for you.

I once received an invoice from my gardener and immediately threw my phone into the ocean.

It's debilitating.

I wish I could pay people on time, but my emotions won't let me.

So please, if you are upset, just remember the person on the other end refusing to pay you is also a human.

And they're going through a lot.
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