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Amii Illustrates

@amiiillustrates.bsky.social

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Illustrator & funny comic strip maker ✍️ Get my book, calendar, prints & more 👇 www.amiiillustrates.com

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Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 10s

Cactus 🌵 inktober day 4

Funny comic strip.
A person laying on cacti “help! I fell on these cactuses”
Person stood nearby “actually”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style.

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Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Miniature 🌳 inktober day 3

Funny comic strip.
A squirrel buys a tree on “TREES 4 U” website
The tree turns out to be a tiny bonsai tree
Drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Relic 👵🏼 inktober day 2

Funny comic strip.
Guide wearing a lanyard “and this is where we keep our most ancient relics”
Guide shows the young person and an old lady the elderly residents

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Apple 🍎 inktober day 1! Inktober is back, I’ll be drawing a comic everyday of October based on the word prompt of the day

Funny comic strip.
Person holding apple: “where’d you get these?”
Other person: “from a nice old lady”
*Takes bite of apple and immediately dies*
“… wearing a cloak”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Can’t believe it’s this time of year again already

A funny desk calendar alongside a business card, two cartoon vinyl stickers and a brown paper bag

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Drawing my dog except she pretends to be asleep before moving every 30 seconds

Simple line drawing of a lurcher dog in a sketchbook.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My 2027 calendars are officially out now!!

Front cover of a funny cartoon 2027 wall calendar titles “simply absurd”. An illustrated comic strip on the cover shows an “exotic dancers” building sign, and reptiles pole dancing indoors.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Enjoy some recent positive news from around the world 🌱 (1/3)

GOOD NEWS THIS WEEK
iceland announced plans to consider permanent ban on whale hunting

GOOD NEWS THIS WEEK
global hunger rates have fallen for a third consecutive year

GOOD NEWS THIS WEEK
india's lion population found to have increased 70% over last 10 years

GOOD NEWS THIS WEEK
public transport is now free for all residents of porto, portugal

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Working on some new stickers 🍋

Black and white cartoon fruit stickers with cute awkward faces.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Exciting news, my cards are officially on Moonpig!! Search “Redback Cards” to find them 🥲🫶

Funny cartoon greetings cards on Moonpig.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Funny comic strip. A dog pushes broccoli around their plate. Parent dog “come on, eat your greys”. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Some new prints available on my w•bsite!

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Funny comic strip.
Pilot to other pilot: so… why’d you become a pilot?
Penguin pilot: I got my reasons
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Funny comic strip. A driver yells out of car window “f#ck off you w#nker”. The person is taking their driving test with the examiner in the passenger seat. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Funny comic strip. Person ordering at a cafe “I’ll have a water please”. Waiter “sparkling or my nan’s bath wa-“ “your nan’s bath water please mate”. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Funny comic strip.
Panel 1: young bear in interview. Interviewer “you’ve… never caught a salmon?”
Panel 2: disheartened young bear sits alone on a tree stump with cigarette in hand. Drawn in cartoon line art style.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Funny comic strip. A fisherman catches a salmon. A bear appears holding a bag “put the salmon in the bag”. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Funny comic strip. Two people looking at square wheels on a wagon “hmm… they’re almost perfect”. Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Some recent positive news stories from around the world! 🌱 (1/3)

GOOD NEWS THIS WEEK
more than 10% of the ocean is officially protected

GOOD NEWS THIS WEEK
new study found having an optimistic outlook on life could reduce dementia risk by 15%

GOOD NEWS THIS WEEK
everyone born after 2008 in the UK will be banned from buying tobacco

GOOD NEWS THIS WEEK
the number of bird species across scotland's rewilding sites has increased by 261%

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

Funny comic strip in a desk calendar on page April.
Comic strip shows two birds on a bird bath “it’s a lovely spot… if you can get past the local pervert” *bird watcher peers through window with binoculars*

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Funny comic strip. DJ into microphone “please welcome the happy couple for their first dance!”
*Bride and groom breakdancing on the dance floor*
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Enjoy some recent good news from around the world 🌱 (1/3)

GOOD NEWS THIS WEEK
indonesia banned elephant rides

GOOD NEWS THIS WEEK
cambridge university returned 116 stolen
artefacts to nigeria

GOOD NEWS THIS WEEK
scotland banned greyhound racing

GOOD NEWS THIS WEEK
UK government scrapped plans to let Al firms use copyrighted work without artists permission

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Me vs. my boyfriend colouring the same page (and you have the pick your favourite)

Coloured in page of funny colouring book.
Cartoon shows a person shape inside a snake. Person wearing tie says “why are you late?”
Drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. Coloured in minimalistic style with alcohol markers.

Coloured in page of funny colouring book.
Cartoon shows a person shape inside a snake. Person wearing tie says “why are you late?”
Drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style.
Coloured with alcohol markers, and added details such as a clock showing 9:05am and hair with a bald patch.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

A coloured in page of an adult colouring book.
Person holding baby “wanna hold him?”
*close up of baby’s ugly wrinkled face*
Other person “what the f%ck is that?”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. Coloured using Ohuhu alcohol markers.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Been in Prague for the past week, home now and back in action!

A simplistic sketchbook drawing of a giraffe using black pen. In the background is a giraffe.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 21/02/2026

A coloured in page of an adult colouring book.
A person shaped lump stand inside a snake
Person wearing work tie “why are you late?”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style and coloured using alcohol marker pens

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

Funny comic strip.
Person paraglides off cliff edge
On the ground, they look up at their car parked at the top of the cliff. “Ah f#ck”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I found my cards in the wild for the first time today! In a fancy farm shop no less

Funny cartoons on greetings cards

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

It’s gonna be a long ride 🫩

Funny comic strip.
Person says to another “you slept with my sister?!”
*zooms out*
They stand silently in a hot air balloon, floating through the sky with a traumatised looking pilot
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Enjoy some recent good news from around the world 🌍 🌱 (1/3)

GOOD NEWS THIS WEEK
mattel launched its first autistic barbie doll

GOOD NEWS THIS WEEK
polar bears in norway are fatter and healthier than in 1992, despite melting sea ice

GOOD NEWS THIS WEEK
travel costs to be covered for young cancer patients in england

GOOD NEWS THIS WEEK
minnesota tow truck driver has returned over 250 abandoned vehicles to families after ICE arrests

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

The sketch vs the final (no I’m not joking)

A poorly drawn sketch of a person stood in front of a microphone, and a group with blank expressions staring at him

The final comic strip.
“A talk about mutism”
A person stands silently at a microphone
A crowd silently glares at him
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

First driving lesson was crazy 🫩

Funny comic strip.
A person having a driving lesson parks outside a bank. Instructor says “and when I get back in the car”
*Driving instructor pulls on a ski mask* “drive as fast as you can”. *student sweats profusely*
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Seriously though who does this

Funny comic strip.
“Is that my phone?”
“You text radio stations “keep them bangers coming”?”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Funny comic strip.
“A talk about mutism”
A person stands silently by a microphone
A crowd glares at them in silence
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

I tried something different today and made a hand-drawn animation! I stopped myself from being a perfectionist and embraced the hand drawn style. I like how it turned out!

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 23/01/2026

Funny comic strip
Weather reporter, reporting a tornado live “luckily, it will directly hit Stacy’s house. F*ck you Stacy”
Headline on bottom of screen “BREAKING: Stacy is f*cked - tornado live”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Funny comic strip.
Someone asks a plane passenger “can we switch seats?”
*takes them to the pilots seat in the cockpit* “thanks!”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 19/01/2026

Funny comic strip.
Person hammers “freak show” sign into ground
Other person sees it and says “this is my family reunion”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

Straight in the bin 🗑️

Funny comic strip.
Mailman hands card to person
“Cool a birthday card”
Mailman: “there’s no money, I checked”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Today I made a stamp! ✏️

Lino cut stamp block with a cartoon pencil design carved into it. A piece of card shows the final print result.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 13/01/2026

Funny comic strip.
“It’s best if you just ignore him”
*person stands proudly hula hooping with 4 hula hoops*
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Funny comic strip.
Artist carving a statue that’s stood up and flexing muscles: “you’ll stand for a thousand years”
Statue: “couldn’t have carved me sitting down?”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

Not proud of the highlights but it needed to be done

Funny cartoon in an adult colouring book.
Baboon “check out the ass on that”
*Other baboon looks over shoulder with bright pink ass*

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 09/01/2026

Funny comic strip.
People stood beside a frog with a crown on “we can’t have a frog as our prince”
Close-up of ugly frog “well is anyone gonna kiss me?”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

Funny comic strip.
Zookeeper holding padlock “hey… who locked up last night?”
Other zookeeper in the jaws of a lion “I’m guessing no one”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

No sense of urgency final boss

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

A coloured in page of an adult colouring book.
Cartoon on page shows person watering a houseplant saying “you need to drink enough water”.
Plant replies “so do you”
Person says “mind your damn business”.
Coloured with alcohol marker pens.

Reposted by Amii Illustrates

Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

My cartoon in this weeks New Yorker @newyorker.com

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

Funny comic strip.
*Person wearing classic stripy robber costume robs a bank*
Robber wearing identical outfit is shown CCTV footage, says to police officer “that is clearly not me”
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.

Amii Illustrates @amiiillustrates.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

Funny comic strip.
Two people stood at art easels
One says “I thought I was meeting your mum today?”
Other says “you are”, pointing at a posing naked life model
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.