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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli

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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 1h
oh wow you're a tiny small market team and you play a different brand of baseball and you have good vibes. should we have a party? should we call the Milwaukee Brewers?
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Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 1h
You really want to watch the HBO series? $100 an episode, in my hands, in advance
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 1h
Looking forward to Logging Off for tabletop time more than usual this weekend...
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Call Me The Brie-ze @briesmith.xyz · 14h
Name a men's first name that ends in -vis
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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 13h
what if we kissed at d’brickashaw ferguson way
Street sign that says to dbrickaShaw Ferguson Way
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 14h
Elon, whose genAI is the world's largest distributor of CSAM, has essentially infinite money to throw at evading any kind of consequences for producing and distributing more CSAM than any human in history.
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 19h
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 13h
"Clocky Women Infodumping" in the TMNT logo style
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 14h
It's so late at night I was reading a post about the costs of drivers switching to EVs and was really confused as to how switching to injections would put you in debt for half a decade. Night night!! 👋
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16h
"I should get to sit down when I work but you shouldn't" is a great high level summary of labor disputes
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 20h
Ok yeah, try estrogen.
A woman like three days into estrogen, glares into the cell phone cam.Holy fuck six years later she's hot now.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 22h
If you want absolution it feels greedy to skip directly to the top like this
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 22h
Wow he's really making an effort to court Fetterman to switch
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the rise of anti-Indian racism has been uhhh really worrying
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 02/10/2026
I Pushed My Luck, Reheated My Burrito An Extra 30 Seconds, and It Exploded All Over The Microwave. Here's Why That's A Lesson for Democrats
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Autumn Wolff | Lesbian Romance Author @autumnwolff.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Democratic politicians taking transphobic stances one month before the midterms: We see you. And voters will remember how much of a 🤡 you decided to be.
A system message that says: "Clown Shoes has been added to your inventory."
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Increasingly sure i won't ever be able to go back to Atlanta again, much less ever set foot in that hotel.
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ah, well that'll make my weekend a little less crowded!
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Tactical Onions Vendor @inkana.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i believe in civility and dialogue, which is why i make sure my money goes to The Hitler Foundation 1, The Hitler Foundation 2, The New Hitler Foundation, the Foundation for Hitler Studies, and Project Hitler
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ᵐʲ @sketchmaster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i feel like its becoming completely lost to history that after ww2 the united states literally switched sides
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Paris Mayor Anne Hidalgo put her vision for the city like this: "A city where you can get let go of your child's hand"
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Eh I think it’s a pretty accurate mirror for how much of society thinks about violence and SA against women
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 02/10/2026
i bring you love
a drawing of mr Burns as the alien in the Simpsons episode but in sids style
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Alexandra Lanes @ajlanes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is one of those etymologies that sounds like a just so story but is in fact true.
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Matthew Cortland (they) @matthewcort.land · 02/10/2026
"Medicaid work requirements" are above water with the American electorate (net +18). Calling the same policy "Medicaid eligibility cuts" meaningfully decreases support (net -11). I do not understand the insistence on adopting the framing of those trying to destroy Medicaid
Bar chart of polling data from Data For Progress.
Title: Voters Support the Same Medicaid Rules When Called "Work Requirements" and Oppose Them When Called "Eligibility Cuts".
Description: Under new rules, some adults can get or keep Medicaid only if the state confirms that they meet work, school, or volunteer rules. [Split A n=613] Do you support or oppose these Medicaid work requirements? [Split B n=598] Do you support or oppose these Medicaid eligibility cuts?
[Split A] Medicaid work requirements — Support: 57%, Oppose: 39%
[Split B] Medicaid eligibility cuts — Support: 42%, Oppose: 55%

September 25–28, 2026 survey of 1,211 U.S. likely voters.
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
no but really his sudden knee injury and them moving on from him to make harp a full time 1B is legit where the wheels began to come off
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SERIOUS PROFESSIONAL, PH.D. @djmosfett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have no more hope in or for baseball, really. Everyone evil in the game has won and is doing a victory lap.
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SERIOUS PROFESSIONAL, PH.D. @djmosfett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Going to burn my entire Phillies memorabilia collection and mail the ashes to Dave Dombrowski if this happens.
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Matt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They can’t hit, everything else has been a huge effort to hide that they can’t hit. The org as a whole sucks at the concept of finding and developing hitters, and this is the end result.
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"we talk about pitches [thrown], but they also track 'up's in the bullpen..." Yeah thats part of the problem is that our manager absolutely did not do that this season and blew a hole in our pitching staff
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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Will be spending the lockout thinking about what this season would’ve looked like if Trea Turner was good
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
... I think I'm gonna go cry in the shower for a bit ✌️
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Game 3 Things
YouTube thumbnail Blind Myself With a Lamp For No Reason!!
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I would say this is the sort of thing a bishop should make a big show of denying communion for like they love to do with pro-choice Democrats but there's no way Knowles takes communion with any regularity
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I even went to get wawa on the way home from baseball practice and Aaron goes out and does whatever that was
Wawa hoagie
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jaker @jaker.fightins.online · 02/10/2026
leave Turner in Atlanta
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ah yes the Toyota RAV1st
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The people demand to know whether MCU Doctor Doom also canonically cried about 9/11
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Liz - High and Inside @lizzierie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
wE nEeD tO gRoW ThE gAmE **proceeds to make the most exciting games harder and harder to watch** 😑😑
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 01/10/2026
“what is the information diet of politicians” is an increasingly urgent question
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 01/10/2026
they found $20mm and they only went back ONE (1) YEAR???
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The money was found during an audit that so far has gone only as far back as August
2025. Wakefield did not provide an explanation for why the money had remained in the sheriff's office, but said it
was recently transferred to the city.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/10/2026
"they really believe it"/"they will try to do it"/"the promises are real" are things that most americans refuse to believe about politicians but if you take them seriously will help you predict political behavior more often than not
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But Thou Mustelid @rewhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well that could be about anybody, surely.
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And then we went and made the country so big that we all but lost the ability to "fix it in post"
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The techno-dystopia I actually fear is a future where most people think truth is whatever Claude, ChatGPT, Gemini, or Grok say, and the very small number of people who control those systems use that to manipulate for their own ends, making our current epistemic crisis seem small in comparison.
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Crow @abbyjane.cloverdalelane.com · 01/10/2026
Ah, I see we're doing "Bowling Alone" again for the eleventieth time.
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honeybakedsam.bsky.social @honeybakedsam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
4 of the last 11 Super Bowl winners have had backup QB’s play at least a quarter of regular season games or meaningful snaps in the postseason (Broncos 2015, Patriots 2016, Eagles 2017, Chiefs 2022)
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026
if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans
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Roasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Been thinking a lot this week about how for the better part of a decade "that time I woke up in a hotel room to a stranger holding me down and forcing themselves on me" was treated as a fun story for me to retell at parties in hotel rooms.
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