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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Pen and watercolor 

Cowboys again. This time one of our boys has lost his boots. Standing in a field of long grass the cowboy points towards the ground and shouts back to his colleague, “Lil bone people got muh boots.” This makes no sense to the other cowboy who sits atop his horse away from the action. He responds, “Lil wut?” Sure enough in the foreground we see a squad of little bone people scampering through the grass with the stolen cowboy boots. They’re thrilled. How the bone people got the boots off the cowboy is unclear.

Artist’s note: I tend to draw drawings from the same perspective (straight on) most of the time. This idea came about when I was goofin around trying to draw a character from a lower angle. I like that the story unfolds with the foreground, mid-ground, and background all working together. There’s a draft of this one included in the Spooky Pants book. Coming out next week!
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Edward @edwardodell.bsky.social · 9h
These turkeys know what’s up
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🌜Sara Kipin🌛 🔜 LBX Table #629 @sarakipin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s out now!! 🫪❤️
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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 09/10/2026
god gives his toughest outages to his sleepiest sres
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Luiza Jarovsky, PhD @luizajarovsky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Norwegian humor is on another level. Here's how the Norwegian Consumer Council explained @doctorow.pluralistic.net's concept of 'enshittification':
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Life is the quicksand they warned us about as kids.
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Catalin Cimpanu @campuscodi.risky.biz · 09/10/2026
New meme just dropped
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The Screens of Pete and Pete @peteandpete.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 2, Episode 6: Halloweenie
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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Easily my favorite detail:
There was the incident that became known as "the Lauren error": One day, her daughter Lauren, then four years old, was playing with
the command module simulator at the Instrumentation Lab when she somehow activated a pre-launch program, called P01, while the simulator was in midflight — which crashed the simulator altogether. Hamilton created a program add-on in the technical documentation warning users not to launch
P01 during flight. She also proposed a software fix to prevent the error happening during a real mission, but she was overruled on the grounds that the highly trained astronauts were never going to make that same mistake. Yet during the Apollo 8 mission in 1968, that's exactly what happened: Jim Lovell inadvertently launched P01 during the flight, causing the on-flight navigational data to vanish. Hamilton and her team were called in to solve the error, and after that her proposed changes were
integrated into the program.
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bryan newbold @bnewbold.net · 07/10/2026
ah damn, RIP Margaret Hamilton. she took safety-critical software engineering seriously, and got people to the moon and back. news.mit.edu/2026/margare...
old photos of a woman (Margaret Hamilton) standing next to a tall stack of books (printouts of Apollo space mission software source code)
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cara giaimo @cjgiaimo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i was fortunate enough to profile Margaret Hamilton in 2019. A really kind and curious person. This was my favorite story she told me:
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To put this in perspective chestnut trees used to be dominant species in the United States. Billions of trees were killed by fungal blight and now fully grown America chestnuts are functionally extinct. There is no getting them back. Ever. All for a data center. www.gadgetreview.com/one-of-ameri...
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One of America’s Last Chestnut Groves Is About to Be Destroyed for a Data Center
A rare 200-tree American chestnut grove in West Virginia may be cleared for data-center development, but the project denies the site is on its land.
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Julianne Dalcanton @dalcantonjd.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Somehow all these models of our future assume that there is some OTHER group of very highly trained, insightful individuals who function as an underclass that will somehow be satisfied with endlessly reviewing the products of the Real Scientists to make all this work out.
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🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 07/10/2026
I used to follow this account, but learning that they can’t tell the difference between a Pokémon map and the Intel 8080 is disappointing 😕
Picture of a CPU chip with green, blue, and yellow regions resembling a video game map 
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Corporations and billionaires don’t want you to know what political messages they are funding. That’s why they make the info so difficult to find. PaidForBy.info changes the game. It’s 100% free to use. Please check it out and spread the word!
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I still think about the conversation I had with an uber driver Him: so what do you do Me: I’m a video game writer Him: wait, video games? They have writing? What do you write? Me: you know when you open up a game and you see the words? Him: yeah? Me: those
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Andree Toonk @atoonk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wondering what's happening with the Internet right now? Watch the Net measures reachability of every routed IPv4 address, 24/7. When a country, city or network drops off, you'll see it, often minutes before the news does. watchthenet.com
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Air to Ground Message: A HOTDOG SANDWHICH IDK Area: Cleveland, OH, USA Type: Bombardier CRJ900 A: #a7db334c21a F: #fb8b990f063
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Elf M. Sternberg @elfsternberg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TCP/IP, the protocol of the Internet, runs on whatever wire protocol is underneath. "Ethernet" and "G5" are such "wire" protocols. The first TCP/IP ping packet sent by the protocol described in RFC 1149 is up for auction. RFC 1149 is "A Standard for IP Transmission via Avian Carriers."
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Carrier Pigeon Internet Protocol
[WAITZMAN, David and the BERGEN LINUX USER GROUP.] One printed IP/ICMP "ping" packet sent by carrier pigeon per RFC 1149.Small scroll of paper, 41 x 210 mm. Rolling creases visible from when attached ...
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent
Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range
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Rachel Burch @rachelburch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Autumn Hues”, London transport poster, Designed by Walter E. Spradbery, 1936. poulwebb.blogspot.com/2023/07/walt...
Fly agaric toadstall woodcut poster
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MazeStalker @mazestalker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm making this completely optional, super hidden room that most players will miss and that's precisely why it needs to be a bit special, but damn is it a lot of work to make this work... #gamedev #indiegame #solodev #mazestalker
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a statistician told me this joke, it goes like this three mathematicians bump into three economists on the train, they're on the way to a joint conference, and the economists are a little puzzled the mathematicians only have one ticket between them
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Jason Gorman @jasongorman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Regular reminder that the large majority of development teams using AI coding tools are delivering less reliable software and taking longer to get it into production. That's the reality.
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On election night all the swing states put their car keys in a bowl to get the party started. Ben Franklin’s idea.
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Allen Holub @allenholub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I keep hearing from the hypemeisters about getting six months' work done in a week. If you've experienced that, I'd love to hear: (1) Was that work actually delivered to your customers at the end of that week? How many customers? 1/3
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Dr. Merritt Rae Turetsky @queenofpeat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am a mom and scientist begging everyone to look closer at the muck. We’ve been conditioned to see wetlands as wastelands. But three decades of research, I see a fiercely defiant wilderness. The boreal mire is a dynamic carbon-trapping vault that in some places has outlasted ice ages. 1/
A woman scientist - me! - standing over the boreal forest in interior Alaska.
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 28/09/2026
Meanwhile, in the "The Chosen One" dep't... www.tumblr.com/blignick/828...
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I picture when people say escrow
The cool S design people used to draw in school with crow wings
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Traces of Texas @tracesoftexas.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Here's an astonishing 1873 photo of Wild Bill Hickok, Texas Jack Omohundro, and Buffalo Bill Cody, all in one photo. The Old West's most famous lawman (Hickok), most famous scout (Buffalo Bill Cody) and most famous cowboy (Texas Jack) in one photo. This was taken in Denver.
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jbartko.bsky.social @jbartko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What spooky season means to me
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IRL Loading Screens @irlloadingscreens.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Anthony Ricciardi @ecoinvasions.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OTD in 1962, Silent Spring was published. “Nature has introduced great variety into the landscape, but man has displayed a passion for simplifying it. Thus he undoes the built-in checks and balances by which nature holds the species within bounds.” ― Rachel Carson, Silent Spring
Rachel CarsonThe front cover of Silent Spring.
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh shit. THAT is worse than I realized
We are spending almost five billion more on AI related construction and ten billion dollars less on other private construction since 2024
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
[skate park] ME: hey watch this *does sick kipflick* wait *does sick flickpip* no wait *does klikcfip* hang on *klifpick* *fipklick* *pilcklif* *likfkpic* *ckilpifk*fuck
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
He said “DOCTOR You do not understand” He said “DOCTOR I’m that great clownin’ man I can’t SEE HIM That’s the trouble you see Because I! AM! PA! GLI-A-CI!”
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David @puca.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A neat thing with historical Landsat data - you can go back to 25th of September 1983 and see the wispy high altitude clouds over North Dakota around 17:00 UTC, roughly 3-4 hours before the false alarm. On the left, the missile fields of Malmstrom overlaid on Landsat image from 26th of September.
Map showing a section of the border between the United States and Canada. On the left side of the screen are markers showing missile silos at Malmstrom in Montana, and a Landsat image from 26th of September. On the right of the screen, the wispy clouds of the 25th of September over North Dakota.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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ti zhang @solarizedtitanium.gg · 25/09/2026
thank u ceo who said peepeepoopoo at work once, u were a real one and i really enjoyed working with u it was a great time always
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 24/09/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "I miss the days when bullshit was funny"
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Katie Porter’s White Board @ohdangitevie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This poor cat has been fated to answer phones in a call center for life.
White cat with black markings that look like a call center headset
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Colin McMillen @mcmillen.dev · 24/09/2026
THE @sarahjeong.bsky.social FLIGHT HAS LANDED ("16 minutes" late)
FlightAware status page showing that British Air 9608 from Keflavik to Portland landed 15 minutes ago, after 7 hours 31 minutes (16 minutes late)
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 23/09/2026
I've made an attempt to provide scale in this photo by adding a banana.
Dragonfly, with banana for scale.
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Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🎶 'Alas, what hast thou done? Thou art a pynke pony girl Yn the daunse at the clubbe!' 'Nay, modir! Ich am but seekinge mirthe On the stage yn myne heeles It ys wher Ich belonge: Downe at the Pynke Ponye Clubbe! Ich shal keep on daunsinge, Down yn West Hollywoode' [WICKED LUTE SOLO] 🎶
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